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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Gracie, May 4, 2005.

  1. monsterflake
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    plowboy, a guy i used to work with in ElPaso had his cowhide boots made by hand in Juarez...they were cheap, but it was the 80's, and "Tenni-Lamas" were the all the rage. the Tony Lama outlet store did have a sweet pair of dark green patent leather-style boots, but they were 200+ of Reagan's dollars...mf
     
  2. Plowboy
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    Gracie, I own no vinyl, and I own nothing besides Hairbands and Metal bands, except for a few choice rockabilly bands and southern rock bands. Sorry.

    Glassguy, the only thing Don Dokken had going for him was George Lynch and Wild Mick Brown. I'm not that big of a Dokken fan believe it or not.

    Perhaps you ought to name your daughter after Lita Ford, or one of the chicks in Vixen. The drummer for Rhino Bucket is now a female and so is the Lead singer for King Kobra so you may have some options there.

    Boots are more hot rod than penny loafers, boat shoes, or tennis shoes.

    Gracie, you forgot to add Rock Hudson to your list Ha Ha Ha.
     
  3. Gracie
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    I'd have done George Lynch back in the day... my hair looked like his once... on purpose even...
     
  4. RF
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    There's a difference between manly, real cowboy boots and fruity-tooty boots...them there are gayboy boots no matter where you live or how short your Daisy Dukes are. Sorry.
     
  5. cornfieldrodder
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    No Gracie, you're a redneck 'cause you want to fill your property with old cars... like most of us!:) The boots are just your personal taste
     
  6. Gracie
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    I never said those boots were unisex... maybe they are girlie boots... you'd all love them if some busty babe was wearing them...:D
     
  7. glassguy
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    ok plow boy your right !!! im naming her ronnie james dio!!! thats final !! wait a minute how bout yngwie malmsteen
     
  8. glassguy
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    hold on!!!! whatta ya mean not a dokken fan?? thats just wrong!! :D
     
  9. Those things are Gary with a silent R! But I would bet Lownslow owns at least 1 pair!!!
    :D :) :D
     
  10. glassguy
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    and reb beach (sp) did a kickass job replacing that juice monkey!! dont get me wrong lynchmob is in the cd player in the merc at this very moment, but when he started that rapping shit i was all done with him! (the new dokken cd stinks) dave
     
  11. Sam F.
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    Gracie,ill by them for you if you walk around nekkid in them!
     
  12. Gracie
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    Did you see the price of them? I don't think me nekkid in shit kickers is worth that pricetag:p !
     
  13. KIRK!
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    BARF! When I was heavy into the scooter world like 15 years ago (yes, scooters) the English guys would build what they called a hot rod scooter. That didn't mean doing what what I did, frenching in a '39 Ford taillight, smoothing seams, shoehorning a 200cc mill in a 50cc frame, and painting it flat black with wide whites and red steelies. They'd paint James Dean, Marilyn Monroe and Buddy Holley driving in hot rods all over the fucking thing. Then throw in some musical notes and the names of 10 or 15 fifties songs. BARF!

    Those boots are just as gay. Sorry. I know I'm an asshole.

    Oh wait, I have another analogy. Wearing those is like wearing one of those little kids' halloween costumes. The kind that has a mask and then a picture of what you are supposed to be on the chest. I still don't know what the fuck that's about. Are you that "thing" or are you supposed to be an ad for that "thing"?
     
  14. 46stude
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    This is a Texas redneck.........

    [​IMG]
     
  15. Sam F.
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    well,,how about we just go to PAYLESS(tm),,...sounds good to me!
     
  16. Redneck Smooth
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    Honestly, alot of those boots wouldn't be nearly as gaudy if they wouldn't use such sharply contrasting colors. Like use different shades of brown instead or red, blue, green, and pink. Then again, it's hard to imagine a scenario in which I'd have $1500 to spend on custom cowboy boots...
     
  17. Where in the fuck does people get that kinda money to blow on a pair of boots?
    Gracie is cool without boots.......;)
     
  18. marq
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    Are you finnding them comfortable?...............lol...........Marq
     
  19. bein' a redneck is a good thing. :D
     
  20. Redneck Smooth
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    There's a guy in a local rockabilly band who has a similar pair of custom boots. I'm not naming names, but he drives a PT cruiser...
     
  21. Spike!
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    What scares me is that I used to hang out with Brittny Foxx! They're from Philly and Cinderella wanna be's. Ahhh yes..my metal days.....Somewhere there are some "Scarry Larry" type pictures of me floating around. Lead singer of Phantasm !!!! Hair... I miss my hair...


    Spike
     
  22. Petejoe
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    And here Gracie... I thought I was going to get an opportunity to see your legs.
    :D
     
  23. Gracie
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    why is that Monty Python song running thru my head...

    I've got two legs from my hips to the ground
    And when I move them they walk around
    And when I lift them they climb the stairs
    And when I shave them they ain't got hairs
     
  24. Brandy
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    I love them!! Reminds me of the thread about the Oldsmobile boots ALL the guys loved, what's the freakin difference??? Oh yeah I know, it's cool if someone's been walkin in them for 40 years but not if they are new??
    xxx
    Brandy
     

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