History Old car quotes from days gone bye

The reason they paint Chevrolets green is so they can hide in the grass and watch the Fords go by
FIAT stands for fix it again Tony
Ford means Filthy old rotten dog

 

GTO - Gas Tires & Oil

 

My dad used to call VW 's kraut cans

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I'd heard VW's called Rommel's revenge...

 

No , its More Old Parts And Rust

 

If it's got tires or tit's...sooner or later you're gonna have trouble with it. fiat is Fine Italain After Thought.
My Dad used to say " That thing is so ugly I wouldn't drive it to a worm wrestle in the fog "
" If it don't go, chrome it" , Chevrolet was Shove it or leave it lay, GMC was Garage Man's Companion, " the only thing uglier than one of them is two of them" , " I don't race anything I know I can beat, just something I'm in doubt about".... And I could go on and on

 

“Aerodynamics are for people who can’t build engines” – Enzo Ferrari

Very appropriate for hot rodding I would think...

 

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Ford....... Fix Or Repair Daily ......................I think what you meant to say was: First On Race Day.

 

And Ferrari went into 20 years without an F1 win, shortly after that quote.

 

“It would be cheaper to spend our money on beer, cocaine & hookers”
Right now, I can only afford beer...

 

Found on road dead

 

Buick-big ugly indestructible car killer
Chevrolet-cracked head every valve rattle on long extended trips
Mopar- made of parts already rusty

 

“I like hot rodding over golf, football and baseball as they only require one ball”

 

MOPAR. My Old Pig Ain't Running. -rick

 

“Hot rodding cost today exactly the same as it did twenty years ago…it takes every penny you have”

 

That car looks worse than a shit house in the fog.
Speaking of dogs , how's your car running

 

”Guys, you can date whom ever you want, but marry a girl that can back up a trailer”

 

“Never run out of real estate, ideas and traction at the same time”

 

My uncle used to say, this car can stop on a dime with nine cents change.

 

“You’ll know you've made it when you wear out your rear tires…before your front tires”

 

Not likely since BL didn't exist until 1968. By that time, VW was wildly successful

 

“The best way to make a small fortune in racing is to start with a large one and work down from there”

 

Mine can and not just a car trailer a 53'er yep she has a CDL .

 

something wrong with the brakes, mine will stop on a dime and pick it up !

 

and as a joke we would ask the OLds guys if they knew what Pontiac taillights look like and they would answer yes , I couldn't Identify a Olds tail light as I never saw them until I went past the dealership parking lot ..

 

“Racing is the best way to convert money into noise”

 

for me it was the best way to turn money into tire smoke

 

“Cheap, fast and reliable. Pick two”

 

98% of all ford trucks made are still out on the street , the other 2% made it home on there own to there driveways ..