When does "old fart"stop and "old geezer" take over ?__I think i might be pushing "old geezer" . L.O.L. Hit 70 years last fall, but feel and try to act like a 20 year old , when i'm around hot rods only.____JIM
Man I love this post...Havent laughted so much in a long tim. It's good for the an old man's soal.....
Have you felt a chill when you sit on the stool...If so you have become an Old Fart. if your balls are wet and you dont know why then you have become a Old geezer ..Hahahahahahahahaha
Geezers are guys who call old farts "young man". As an offical card carrying "old fart" I have had that happen. Old fart with my work face on. I look like this just after an airline p***enger tells me "That's wine, it's not a liquid". Geezer
This morning our Pastor was telling us of a middle aged guy who was talking to an old fart. He asked him, "When do the lustful thoughts leave our mind?". To which the old fart replied "I don't know, I'm only 85".
You don't look all that old,maybe I'm an old "Codger", where would that fit in ?____. I think I'm between you and the old Geezer in the picture with the cane.
look at all the advantages of old age. You can circulate the same jokes every three months and all your old friends think they are new. We learn to appreciate the little things in life like a good poop, and just waking up in the morning. Life is good.
someone recomended I get a taller toilet so my balls woulden't get wet Supprise supprise... do they make any thing taller than the 18 incher I just got..Hhahahahhahahahhahh..damn I gota go agin.Hahahahahah
RYAN SHOULD PROBABLY KILL THIS THING BEFORE SOMEONE LAUGH'S THEMSELVS TO DEATH...hAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH.. CANT STOP JUMPIN OFF THE DAMN POTTY. ANYBODY GOT A WATER HEATER FOR TALL TOILET
Know what you mean about 70 + and a brain working like a 20 +. Check out my signature. Ha Ha. Got to do what you got to do!!
Yeah, I remember them days too ..When I was young I could do it all night , Now it takes me all nite to do it....
That would be Mike Boyd driving. Willie died in 1991. Willie's ghost is probably along for the ride, though........
Yep,remember them days, be nice if we could go around again and know then what we know now. Oh well, I would probably just do the same dumb stuff and get in the same trouble,L.O.L.
Yeah that would be nice but Idont think we would be who we are today without the journey through those times ...I would not change a thing
I was 50 when I joined and introduced myself as an old fart. Someone said you are only as old as you feel. So I suppose that it is all about at***ude. They used to say that you know when you are old when you remember the town square as a place and not a person.
It doesnt seem that long ago that I wouldnt even look twice at a 30 year old woman .... now all I do is look!
It seemed like it took 20 years to get to 13 ,you know teenager.Then another 10 to get to 16. then 25 to get to 21 and then overnight I'm a 65 year old OLD FART/Codger/gezzer ,Not sure whitch. BUT i AM STILL 16 AT HEART.......
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