old fart?

Well i see this thread is still going ,but starting to slow down like us old ,farts,geezers and codgers are doing. So i thought i would add one more thing. If you can remember watching the first show of Elvis on the Edd Sullivan show ,where they kept the camera angle on his upper body only. So somebody would not be shocked by the show he put on lower down. Then you are one of the old guys. If you never heard of Elvis,then it's your sad loss,L.O.L.

 

Elvis was the man as far as the girls were conserned. ... for me it was Buddy Holley... my favorite radio stations were WGH /Hampton Va ,Or late night on WBT out of New York. now those were the days when life was on fire and music was the best ever....God I miss that time of my life

 

57 doesnt sound old to me (53) i remember when 30 sounded old as hell , then 50 sounded pretty old , now 70 doesnt sound that old - funny how that works .

 

I guess at age 69 1/2, I kinda qualify,...........

4TTRUK

 

Ya I remember, ahh ahh , **** I forgot what I was gonna remember

 

Two things to remember as an Old Fart: NEVER trust a fart and never ignore an erection!

 

Damn, laughed so hard i pissed myself! Just a few yrs ago a fella called me "Boy". I responded with "thanks, haven't been called that lately". Oh and by the way, how'd you like to explain to your pretty little wife that you got your **** whipped by an old boy? Now i've gotta be careful not to let my mouth write checks that my *** can't cash. LOL (was wondering where that water came from)

 

From your address ,it looks like we are in the same neighborhood ,same state. I am just out side of Parma. I agree with your comment . L.O.L.

 

Hell age aint got **** to do with it. Its how you feel and I feel great at 74 and still trucking and running the hell out of the street rods.

 

Keep a kicken there Ray... sounds like you are still a kid at heart. your balls ever get wet when on the toylet. If so then your a( Young Kid AT Heart Old Fart...)Hahahahah.

 

gee thanks fellas a kick in the nuts never felt so good. ive never been around a more comp***ionate bunch im feeling older already if i can only find a tall bridge to jump off of.......................

 

Cheer up. You are only five years older than my drivers license.

 

I was thinking the same thing but I can't remember where the bridge is.

 

Dont they make pills for that?

 

Well, I'm 40 and my 72-year-old father can still kick my *** and carry heavier things than me. Which one of us is the old fart?

 

(If) u could find your way to the bridge>>>And after u found it u Will have forgoten why u went there. then u will have to call someone to help u find your way back home.... Damn, I gotta go again ,now where was that room

 

57 is not very old unless it's in dog years, then you would be dead.

 

Bunch-a snot nosed kids.... My first car was a '31 Es***, and it wasn't that old............ ****, can't get my walker started..

 

I'm glad to see there are so meny of us old farts still around to show the yungins how its done. Now where the hell did I put my keys I wana go for a spin.

 

youre so old so old i feel the pain punk hahaha

 

I think I sharted.

 

I have a Driver's Lincens older than You
I bought my 50 Merc after it was 1 year old

but I am still Young thats what my wife tells me
but I think she can't see to well

lol

 

gettin old aint for wimps!!

 

At the very least you are a FART

 

I'm 57 too. Wait a minute, what were we talking about ? Was it something to do with cars ?

Can somebody please tell me what time it is ? Nap time ? Can I have some milk and cookies ?

 

I think u are a young un

 

Balls in 'da water...??? Dammit......I wondered why they were turning brown....

 

You can't be! I'm 58!

 

Ya, but then there's the 4 hours of pure hell trying to figure out what to do with it. At least that's what the TV says.

 

I'd give anything to be only 57 again.