Projects old saying

2 types of people...

so i put drop lights in the empty buckets im sitting behind the wheel ive got Hank Williams on the box and im drinking a Shlitz.. its all good and thinking about what i need to get my truck on the road...
and in walks the wife and starts talking about blah blah blah...sees me sitting in the cab and asks "what are you doing?" so i lean out the window and tell her "im driving down to the supply house to get some feed for the hogs" wife stops for a moment and as she turns to walk out says some thing about "brain supply house"
so 2 types of people ...those that get it .. and those that dont.
my wife doesnt get it.

 

I get all the VROOM VROOM day dream stuff,,,BUT , don't get why you were drinking SHLITZ......EEEEW.

 

A horse walks into the garage...and I hand him a Shlitz.

I ask him "why the long face?"

"cuz it's a friggin' Shlitz ***hole" he replies.

 

You may be Schlitzophrenic ......................................


Are you sure she doesn't get it ???.............

 

There are two types of people in the world:

Those who divide people into two types and those that don't.

 

She does know you a whole lot better than we do.