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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by EXK, Aug 12, 2009.

  1. sloorider
    Joined: Oct 9, 2006
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    HAMB'S no place for the truth...As evidence, the bull shit
     
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  2. hot rod pro
    Joined: Jun 1, 2005
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    hot rod pro
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    from spring tx.

    looks like you need to have more info before you have an opinion,i.e. who owns a car you don't care for.

    i have had customers that wanted a "show car" before. you know what, i took their money and built what they wanted. building highend cars will push your talent further than a lowend cars ever will. everything i do now is based on what i learned from thoes cars.

    the main advice i can give is,don't give your opinion until they ask for it.

    -danny
     
  3. Built in Perth, actually, and a lot of the work done by HAMBer FantaC.

    Get your facts straight, Doc. GAMB = Gay Arsed Male Beatniks.

    GAMB Nooch
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    GAMB Peddro
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    GAMB lowsquire
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    GAMB Brootal
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    Flatoz and X38 tried to join, but they don't have enough hair and they're not gay-looking enough. Jimbob is being considered though.
     
  4. sloorider
    Joined: Oct 9, 2006
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    Brootal, is this the guys that built this car?Am I reading it correctly?
     
  5. arkiehotrods
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    That's what I thought. It also looks like a poorly-built model car instead of a real car.
     
  6. fat141
    Joined: Jul 30, 2006
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  7. sloorider
    Joined: Oct 9, 2006
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    Well so starts the drama...should probably ban the words STREET ROD like RAT ROD...
     
  8. Nah, they're just some bunch of fags that hang out at hot rod events.

    FantaC did a lot of the metalwork on the car, including the full metal interior. He's a clever bastard.
     
  9. sloorider
    Joined: Oct 9, 2006
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    I am not familiar with this car, if you got any links to the build, I'd appreciate it.Will do some goggles on the pc at home, looks like it could proved to be interesting.Some great work those Auzzie's...
     
  10. Good for you, man. Your shop / your rules / your customers. My shop is by invitation only. I'll consider, but I make the discision. Customers always right, right up to the point where it becomes Stupid and then it's.....yeah, better look for another fabricator.

    It's funny with money guys too. People with the money are the hardest ones to get it out of.

    I think you were Honest, and really....."That's all that can be expected and I commend you on it." Carl Hagan
     
  11. LUX BLUE
    Joined: May 23, 2005
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    LUX BLUE
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    from AUSTIN,TX

    whenever I do a real good job of insultinga customers idea, I always make it a point to say ...

    "but it's not my car".

    it's a spoonfull of sugar. sometimes, it goes well on shoelaces.
     
  12. "Whitey Ford" 62 Uni
    Joined: Mar 5, 2008
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    from Tampa, FL

    Oh that Merc is horrible. I think anyone who has the skills to do this is pretty bad ass but why do it is the question. Its not even a car at this point its a look at me and all this stuff on here car. That interior makes me want to punch my grandma in the face. I hope its not hard times for you about losing his business but damn your comments were right.
     
  13. bonez
    Joined: Jul 16, 2007
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    from Slow lane

    I know this will sound stupid, but: why have a car w/ Indepentent jag style front n rear, modern injected motor, bags, and all the elctronics and comfy bits that money can buy and then not drive it? This seems the dumbest thing of all, more than actually buildin such a pos.I mean, we all like our old cars the way they are, we wouldnt be here otherwise, but we must admit that at times they are plain unconfortable for any given reason. Now, i wouldnt change that w/ any modern crap, but since hes done it, why not putting it to good use? To each is own indeed, but good taste is good taste, no matter what.
     
  14. 49ratfink
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    from California

    pretty stupid thing to say if you ask me.

    Mercules was done with plenty of bad taste, but that's where you come in and build a tasteful merc of that quality. don't think he wanted a clone.

    who cares if a customer drives a car or not as long as the check clears and you are proud of your work.
     
  15. white64
    Joined: Sep 15, 2008
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    from Maine

    "the worlds most beatufuly custom 51 merc" I never knew there was such a thing... There are a lot of mercs out there and I like a little something on each one. Anytime someone says "most" about anything I pretty much stop listening. That "Murcules" is an example of too much money and too little taste... A builder should guide a customer, and that's what you were doing! If Chris has any sense he'll see that and let you build the Merc he wants and the one you want to build.
     
  16. sloorider
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    What the fuck is it to you what someone else does with THEIR vehicle!Why debate the same old bull shit!!!
     
  17. Big Khaunaa
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    next time you see the guy kick him in the junk and tell him the chop sucks on his car





    jk hope you get the job
     
  18. white64
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    from Maine

    I'll put wheels on my next terd and call it the most beautiful terd in the world! AND! Someboday had better not say it looks like a terd! Cuz it's MY TERD! Once I wax it they'll change thier minds!
     
  19. white64
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    from Maine

    Hey my car is terd brown! Never mind....
     
  20. There are many vehicles I do not want to stripe but I do because that's good for business and my bank account. I wish that I could stripe hot rods all day everyday but that will never happen so I do the KIA's. Impalas, Hundays, Escalades and in between them all I get to do a few rods. Pays the bills and I'm not too ashamed.

    When someone brings me a picture of another stripers' style and wants me to copy it, I simply tell them, sure thing. I have two prices...one my way, and the other, his way.

    Mikey
     
  21. czuch
    Joined: Sep 23, 2008
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    from vail az

    You are an honest man and At least the the guy knows that. Wether you get the job or not he knows where you stand and you wont BS him. Good job!
    Stand up build em right.
    BTW, That queen is asssssugleeeeeee
     
  22. Slim Pickens
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    Good for you telling it like it is. I DO NOT like that thing at all. Slim
     
  23. Dick Dake
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    The Merc in question is way too modern for my taste. Actually, I don't like it at all. However, if someone gave me big money to build one like that, bet your ass I would do it. Workmanship and style are two different things. The builder might not like the style, but the workmanship will show through. Gotta pay the bills.
     
  24. smarg
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    I wouldn't even consider that a car its just a big piece of metal
     
  25. sloorider
    Joined: Oct 9, 2006
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    it won the coveted Custom Sweepstakes 'Best Custom' Trophy at Blackie Gejeian's invitation-only Fresno Autorama, in 2008.

    Its a radical show custom, I like it and so did Blackie...
     
  26. white64
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    from Maine

    But when you say you have the "Most Beautiful 51" or the Most Beautiful 32, or the Most Beatiful Wife, or kids, or johnson...someone is going to disagree! A little humility goes a long way!
     
  27. Brad54
    Joined: Apr 15, 2004
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    from Atl Ga

    One of the best builders I know once told me that his job is to build cars for customers. It's not to be their friend, it's not to offer them advise if they don't ask for it, and it's not to turn them away. His job is to say "Yes, I can do that for you."

    If you don't know how to do something that needs to be done on the car, you farm it out, not turn down the customer. This cat I know didn't know how to weld in a roll cage. So he called the best roll cage fabricator around, paid him to do it, watched and learned as he did it, and charged the customer his normal shop rate. Which is no more un-ethical than charging a customer for paint rather than manufacturing it yourself.

    Someone brought him a beat '60s Corvette. "Can you fix this and build the car I've always wanted with it?" Yes is the answer, not "You'd be better off spending your time and effort finding another, better car to bring me." He already spent his time and effort, and he brought in that car. Your job is to fix it and make it the car he always wanted. NOT the car YOU always wanted.

    If you're not in business to make money, you simply have an expensive, time consuming hobby.

    -Brad
     
  28. Muttley
    Joined: Nov 30, 2003
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    I'm sure it wasnt the first time someone told him his car sucks.
     
  29. sloorider
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    That is reserved for the traditional snobs...and/or HAMBers
    Look to the history of radical customs, nothing new here...Barris made a good living at it...
     
  30. glassguy
    Joined: Feb 12, 2003
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    WELL PUT! i will print this and put it on my desk.. coulda used this pep talk 4 years ago before i flushed a pretty decent biussness...
     

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