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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Beep, May 15, 2006.

  1. the-rodster
    Joined: Jul 2, 2003
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    I collected snakes when I was a kid, garter, hognose, black, corn, etc. The biggest that I had was a six foot rat snake, that sucker was strong.

    There are quite a few copperheads near my house, I'v caught several by hand in the early spring- when they're slow :)
     
  2. Still better than snow...:D

    Anybody ever hear about something called Turducken? It's a turkey, stuffed with a duck, stuffed with a chicken and roasted... Supposed to be delicious.

    Looks like somebody's gonna have themselves some BBQ Snakepig.
     
  3. atch
    Joined: Sep 3, 2002
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    how would you like to go camping and wake up with one of those things curled up with you in your sleeping bag?
     
  4. Gumpa
    Joined: Jan 19, 2006
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    This is where Thump Thump, Screetch, Thump Thump, comes in to mind. Gumpa
     
  5. TriFiveChevyJohn
    Joined: Apr 18, 2005
    Posts: 212

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    from TEXAS!

    I hate snakes!
    We use golf balls to kill the ones that eat our chicken eggs.
    Ever see a dead snake with a golf ball sized lump stuck in it?:)

    Yeah, that's right....I'm a hillbilly.
     
  6. VonMoldy
    Joined: May 23, 2005
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    from UTARRGH!

    4 meters = 13.123 feet
     
  7. That was in fact an electric fence and no, it wasn't dead at the time the pic was taken, but that sucker is DEAD now. It was biting at the fence trying to get away and got stuck. It had a dog in its belly. And HELL NO I didn't bring that sucker home.
     
  8. ka-zoo
    Joined: Oct 20, 2004
    Posts: 509

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    oh, you mean THIS happy-funtime story?? http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/snakegator.asp

    snakes freak me out...
     
  9. The Caretaker
    Joined: Dec 6, 2005
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    And a belt, a hat band, and a loin cloth.
     
  10. bobx
    Joined: Apr 17, 2004
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    from Indiana

    heck with a machette...id shoot it.
     

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