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OT but funny, British, yet a bit gay Parking clamp vigilante

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by burndup, Sep 17, 2003.

  1. burndup
    Joined: Mar 11, 2002
    Posts: 1,938

    burndup
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    from Norco, CA

    http://anglegrinderman.co.uk/

    When people get "the boot" clamped on their car for parking violations, they call this dude and he comes out all superhero style and cuts it off. Funny ****. Only in England could someone like this survive...

    Well so what if he looks like a glam-rock reject, anybody who fights the Man is alright by me!
     
  2. OGNC
    Joined: May 13, 2003
    Posts: 1,194

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    Man, that guy looks like a H O M O in that getup!
     
  3. dixiedog
    Joined: Mar 20, 2002
    Posts: 1,204

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    Nice Mullet!! [​IMG]
     
  4. DrJ
    Joined: Mar 3, 2001
    Posts: 9,419

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    Who ends up getting the "It is a felony to intentionally damage city property" charge that is warning posted on the "boot"?
    After all, they record which boot goes on which licensed vehicle, so they still gotcha.

    YOUR government is just the biggest GANG in town. and if they require "insurance money" then you WILL pay it!

    ("insurance money" includes; taxes, fees, service charges, parking fees, parking tickets, moving violation "bail", fines, required vehicle testing charges, vehicle license fees, business license fees, building permit fees, building variance surcharges on the permit fees, and on and on.)
     
  5. El Caballo
    Joined: Mar 3, 2001
    Posts: 6,332

    El Caballo
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    from Houston TX

    [ QUOTE ]
    The pages that follow include language that is of a very fruity and colourful nature.

    [/ QUOTE ]

    That pretty much says it all....
     
  6. if any ***hole should be knighted...

    it should be that ***hole...


    DrJ. that's why he suggests repairing the boot yourself. so when you admit to wrongdoing for a "political" nature, you can also produce the property undamaged......
     
  7. On his site:

    My obsession with Wheel-clamping is actually a rebellion against a much deeper malaise. Namely, the arrogant contempt that politicians hold for the people who put them into power, and whom they claim to represent. Wheel-clamping, Speed Cameras, Congestion Charging, proposed I.D. cards, omnipresent C.C.T.V. Cameras, new toll-roads, and the M.M.R. vaccine fiasco are all good examples of inept administrators attempting to make their lives easier and solve their own mismanagement problems by persecuting the people that they have failed. For them public opinion is not something that they have to listen to, but something to try and manipulate…with our money!! What arrogance. Those twits (one letter wrong), work for us! If I declared my earnings to the Inland Revenue…I’d be paying for them! They already do the only job in the world that doesn't have to be cost effective and where you can set your own salary.

    Looks like our Gubment has a little catching up to do, we don't have forced vaccinations (doctors and nurses are required now, small pox) or Congestion Charging ("The London scheme requires drivers to pay £5 per day if they wish to continue driving in central London during the scheme's hours of operation." kinda like a toll road only for all streets in a certain area at a certain time), but if they can call it a "security measure" we'll have it soon enough. Cons***ution, Schmos***ution.
     
  8. LIMEY
    Joined: Nov 5, 2002
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    that is some funny ****, but you're right he does look like a complete ****.
    but like they say ****s are useful!
     
  9. ESnacky6
    Joined: Aug 28, 2002
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    Isn't that the lead singer for Grim Reaper..??


     
  10. anyone who fights for the freedom of driving and car rights is ok with me,even if they do dress funny!
     
  11. Missouri_Mike
    Joined: Jul 3, 2003
    Posts: 166

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    Gr***roots political activism at it's finest...and to top it all, he's found a way to get his message out to the m***es, even if it requires looking like a complete ****. I give the guy credit, he's doing more than most would...he's not just sitting on his *** (****?) *****ing about the way the government does stuff, he's taking action.

    On the other hand, he bears a disturbing resemblance to Neil from "The Young Ones". I kept looking for pictures of Rik, Vivian, and Mike. [​IMG]
     
  12. ESnacky6
    Joined: Aug 28, 2002
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    dude, that site is sooo gay...

    I was bored at work and actually checked out all the pictures...

    I'm very sorry that I did...

     

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  13. OGNC
    Joined: May 13, 2003
    Posts: 1,194

    OGNC
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    Okay, that picture confirms it... That guy is a swashbuckling **** pirate. He probably has a black-belt from the Richard Simmons Acadamy of bung-foo!

    On second thought, he kinda looks like wes!
     
  14. Actually, he looks like the lead singer of Def Leppard...

    When was their last album out?

    Jason
     
  15. burndup
    Joined: Mar 11, 2002
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    burndup
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    from Norco, CA


    I bet he IS Neil from the young ones, just trying to restart some sort of a career...
     
  16. autocol
    Joined: Jul 11, 2002
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    burnd, nigel planer is a ****ing legend... he's got a career in being a ****ing legend already!
     
  17. Rix2Six
    Joined: Jun 24, 2003
    Posts: 806

    Rix2Six
    Member
    from So. Cal.

    [ QUOTE ]
    dude, that site is sooo gay...

    I was bored at work and actually checked out all the pictures...

    I'm very sorry that I did...



    [/ QUOTE ]

    AAHHHHH Mommy make him stop! It hurtz my eyes! [​IMG]
     
  18. Oilcan Harry
    Joined: Mar 3, 2001
    Posts: 906

    Oilcan Harry
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    from INDY

    Isn't that Rick Derringer?
     
  19. reefer
    Joined: Oct 17, 2001
    Posts: 787

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    I admit the guy looks a complete muppet, but at least he`s fighting back.You guys overseas have no Idea how much anti car **** is being layed on us.The poor sap is gonna get got good style as hes an easy target for the authorities and they just love to be seen to be doing the right thing, although they totally ignore most non car related crime, I kid you not.

    As for lookin` like various Rock singers, I can`t remember ever seeing him and Jimmy Page of Led Zep in the same room!!!
     
  20. No he's Englands brave Robin Hood on his come back.
    Fighter for the poor and suppressed.
     

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