OT.... Crazy names

My shop teachers name in High school was Dick Knipper, anyone else know of any crazy names?

 

There's a auto tech in the KC area named Rusty Nail.
True

 

Was a guy I raced stock cars with years ago,with the real name of
"Wommpis Wallsmacker"

 

I went to school with a cat named Rusty Pipe. My friends wife's maiden name was Rainy Day, and I once worked with a guy named Author Wagglesmack.

 

There was an english teacher in my high school who's name was 'Richard Stillhard' And he honestly went by "Dick" as his first name..
NO joke..

Tony

 

Beat this!

 

my step-mom's maiden name was bosom and she was the youngest so they called her "little bosom" which was funny until she hit puberty and didn't grow any tits...

 

My buddy in high school alway tried to go by his given name "richard skinner" but everyone still called him "dick"


there was a name on a mail box out near where we took our dirt bikes
Jack Imhof l always wanted to stop and meet him. I figured he was dumb as a rock or had a great sense of humor

I've always felt sorry for Peter Fonda everytime I fill out a form that requirers your last name first

 

I met a lady a few years ago names Juana Mera.

Slonaker

 

hey, i know her too! she was the victim of spousal abuse right? every guy she met was always hittin on her.

 

knew a guy in school named Lavender Green & my mom taught a girl by the same name(Lavender Green) along w/a girl name Yawanna Little and i had a knee doctor by the name of Richard Head & they would call for him over the PA as Dr Dick Head....joe

 

That is funny!

 

There used to be two plumbers here in town.... one was named Pasquale P. Paddock, and one was named Hugo Hogoboom.

I know a guy who named his kid Williams Window Payne, and another guy named his daughter Amanda Lynn (a mandolin). Both guys were musicians.

I used to work with an Asian guy named Long Huang (pronounced hung).

A guy who used to work for me was named Skyler (Sky) Waters - he went by Sprinkle.

My dad worked with a guy named Jerry Derryberry.

 

Chinese gymnast in the '84 Olympic games-I will never forget his name-
LONG DUC DONG
BWAHAHAHAHA!

 

Dick Trickle the NASCAR driver always makes me laugh.....

 

I chick I know dated a guy name Dusty Johnson...no wonder she left him

And how's this...there a new underpass in Roseville named after the Mayor, Harry Crab. So obviously they named it the Harry Crab Tunnel. I looked it up to verify the story...verfied and the pic of the tunnel is pretty cool: http://www.dot.ca.gov/ctnews/jan06/douglasopening.shtml

Bryan

 

Lets not the great Richard Gusinya a.ka. Dick Gusinya say that fast ........

 

My 5th grade teacher was Mrs. Knipple and she had the biggest rack ever!!

 

Harry paretesties

 

what about my old High school pals- Pat McGroyn and his brother Holden McGroyn.

Place Kicker on our Football Team- Juan Tabonya

This shits funny, I dont care who ya are.......

 

harry crab tunnel...omfg!!!!!!!! i pissed myself!

There was this gay Irish couple named Patrick FitzGerald and Gerald FitzPatrick.

My cousin named his daughter Mercedes...Mercedes Baynes..His mom had a shit Fiat when they heard she was named after a foreign car..get it...Fiat LMAO damn i dunno what to do with myself..

But he did name her that for real

 

Good friend of mine teaches 1st grade. A little Indian kid in her class is named Shithead, which is pronounced "shi-theed", but of course is spelled Shit-Head.

 

Went to school with a kid called You, spelled that was too. Poor kid thought he was popular, everyone knew his name, 'Hey, You come here' once he learned that it was a general term to call someone you don't know over he was a little put out.

 

7 th grade shop teacher ,Albert harry dick but went by A. harry dick. it was so cool seeing him sing his name on the chalk board

 

There are people north of here whose last name is "Zbeetnoff", pronounced by those in the know as zbitnoff, but there are still lotsa chuckles.

Friend of mine's wife - Linda Fookes (she does??)

 

One of the guys who works for Goodguys is named Dick Eaton. Seriously!

 

Used To Date A Chick That Was A Waitress, One Of The Other Girls She Worked With Had The Mattied Name Of ........ Cindy Swallows :d

For Real !! No Joke !!

 

yep, here he is, our states very own corrupt politition, the honourable (now very dishonourable) Richard Face....


Lied to ICAC ... former NSW minister Richard Face. Photo: Dean Sewell

http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2004/06/16/1087244980359.html?from=storylhs

 

i just remembered another one. i dated a girl named champagne leek...wonder how she came around. her little bro was named jack daniel.

yeah, they lived in a trailer park in s/e indiana...what's it to ya!