OT.... Crazy names

There is a famous ex race driver here in Australia called Dick Johnson! Greatest driver this country has seen since Allan Jones and Sir Jack Brabham!

 

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I used to wait tables at this place, and had a guy give me his credit card one night to pay his bill. When I ran it, I glanced at it and his name was Harry Peters. That was pretty funny. I quickly showed it to a few co-workers for a laugh. There is also a heavy-set white guy that comes into my bar a lot named......Michael Jackson. You can tell he is super bummed about it!

 

There is a Urologist here in Austin...Dr. Richard Chop....or Dr. Dick Chop, with a name like that you're destined to be a Urologist!

 

Worked with a guy named richard palmer...we all called him Dick...but he hated it..

 

had a neighbor when i was a kid Harry Hinne

 

We had a customer in the shop a while back who was named Dick Witherup,and there is also a local chap named Richard(Dick) Wack.

 

I worked with a guy who's name was Leslie Swift of course he went by Les. I went to school with Anita Burger. I live in Holden where every one knows Dick Hurtz from Holden. I like Barb Dwyer and Amanda Huggenkiss,

 

I had a girlfriend named Linda Hartung. I have a friend whos last name is stoner.

 

I worked with a guy by the name of richard liss. his wifes name was penny LOL I wanted the guy to have a daughter and name her Heart

 

I dated a girl in h/s named Anita Lott,,,,,also a guy was named Chris Cross

 

that made me laugh so hard I just hit ebay and bought 2 rusty kuntz cards, 1 george kuntz card and a bobby kuntz card

 

this is the gods honest truth-And he is a hell of a nice guy with a rippin sense of humor!

 

I also have a couple guy's who come in the shop i work at who's name's are Harry Buzzard..and the other's is Dick Bom..
Again, real names..funny as hell to us.

Tony

 

reminds me of another woman who quit just before I started working here. her name was anita horny. she ended up winning a million dollar sexual harrassment suite against the company I worked for

 

There's a chiropractor in my home town named Dr. Popp. His real name-no lie.

 

I bought a harley from a guy named Harry Butts, guess his parents just couldn't resist that one.
There was a long practicing dentist in town named Dr. Payne.

 

I have a friend that moved to missouri from el paso, Tx and her parents names are Jesus (hey-zous) and Mary. Just picture there letter head??!!!

Also my grandfather's real name is Hairy Dick, but he has always gone by Bud!! I dont blame him.

 

I went to high school with a girl named Dawn Boner, we used to call her "morning wood"



Stacey

 

One more!

My friend's gynecologist is named Dr. Fingerhood!

Stacey

 

From his webpage:

http://www.intra-focus.com/urology/4B91148B-65BE-CC3C-1FE21A10D64ACF52.htm

"Areas of Special Interest: Dr. Richard (Dick) Chopp is well known in the Austin community for performing Vasectomies."

Slonaker

 

My neighbor down the road is Dave Dickhout.

 

A Chineese guy on the executive board at my union local is named Harry Dong... What in the hell was his mom thinking.

and an old manager at work is named Mike Hawk... say that fast.

 

Nascar Driver Rusty Ball...my Uncle Bud Flowers Friends Sister April May June Old Friend Skip Rope My Aunts Initials B,a,t, And She Was Born On Halloween

 

Used to work with a girl named Rosita Pretty. She sure was too. My daughter went to school with a girl named Shewonderful Jackson. Yep, pronounced just like it reads. My mom's friend Joyce Bennet married Jimmy Joyce and became Joyce Joyce. Neighbor Stacy Hawk named her baby girl Holly Hawk. Used to work at a place that had a security guard named Richard Bonner. Of course he went by Dick. It was hillarious to hear him paged over the P.A. Also worked with a Dick Steele. We called him porn star or hard guy.

 

I had a family friend named Bob Dick not real funny. His wifes name was Ada!

 

My old teacher Mr. Rayl whose wife's name was of course Ginger. HE got the biggest kick out of that!!

 

Girl I knew..Henrietta Loretta Reswebber. Called her Hank!

Dave