OT.... Crazy names

I was reading a routine environmental article in the paper last year until I got to this paragraph:

http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/local/241542_superfund21.html

"BJ Cummings, coordinator of a community coalition overseeing cleanup of the nearby Duwamish River, declined to comment on the quality of the cleanup itself, but applauded the idea of not only cleaning up pollution, but giving the public access to the land.

"We're looking for habitat improvements. We're looking for public access and public use along with the cleanup, and that's what's happened at Pacific Sound Resources," Cummings said.

I'm at a loss for words! Apparently she's a local environmentalist. Here's a pic to PROVE I'm not making this up:

http://www.seattleweekly.com/news/0218/news-fullerton.php

And her bio: http://www.activistcash.com/biography.cfm/bid/2789

 

a science teacher in my elementary school was named mr. diller and the kids would call him mr. dilldo even though most of us were too young to know what one was and then if he heard you he would take you outside and explain what it was to you. i heard there is a gay male dinosaur called megasoreass and a lesbian one too, its called lickalottapus

 

I went to school with a girl named Carrie Hunt,
At my workplace, we had a woman come in through the temp service with the first name Vagina (pronounced Vageena).
My father talks about a guy that he worked with named his kid Strohs.

 

A local guy Richard Furnas, his nickname is Dick Heater.
How about Ben Lickenbush?

 

I'm still trying to catch my breath after reading about the homo and lesbo dinosaurs. My favorite unfortunate last name in the Nashville phone book is ..............."LILICRAP". They're probably strong, good looking, well educated and rich unlike my common self.

 

My dads name was Dusty Rhoades. His brothers name was Eugene,but growing up they called him Dirty.

 

A guy in my home town of Erie, Pa., Richard Wacker, and used to be in the phone book. What torture!

 

There is a guy that lives down the road from me his name is Dill Pickle.

 

nancy ann seance (pronounced "see-ann-see") say it a coupla times...

 

There is a battery vendor in town here, his name is Richard Beiter. Bet he doesn't want to be called Dick. Grew up with a girl named Mary Warner ( marijuana). My last name is Baum, always thought it would be cool to name my son Adam. A few of us friends were talking about what to name our kids. Dave Shopp wanted to name his Candy, coolest was Ed Ayres, he would name his kid "Pubic".

 

One of my best friends dads, Harry Stubbs.

And a girl I grew up with, her moms maiden name was Penny Nickels

 

My old eye Doctor was named Virgina Blower..

Dawg

 

Believe it or not my Wife and Brother has the same name so start the bashing if you wish.

 

My highschool football coach, Dick Peter Crapp. And thats no lie!!!

 

I worked with a guy in the Army with the last name of Sergeant, you guessed it he was a Sergeant too!!
Sergeant Sergeant, front and centre........

 

Yeah! and it seemed fitting that he was sponsored by Miller Beer for a while.

 

My dad served in the army with Peter Ness. On your uniform they use only your first initial and last name... P Ness
I like Ben Dover's sister Eileen...

 

Had a friend from Northern Georgia named Adam Neggers, and he had a thiiick GA. drawl so it really sucked when he introducing himself to black folks LOL

 

True or not, some of these are great...haven't heard Eileen Dover before. Ran into a guy who uses the screename Lew Sassol...not literally, thank god.

Bryan

 

Wow.... Ben and Eileeen Dover. Sweet!

True one up here in Indy. Family by the last name of Fagg named their son Harrison. Now add to that his dad is about 6'3 280lbs, and this poor kid is going to be known as Big Harry Fagg all through his school days.

 

I went to college with Joe King

 

I've got a buddy named Bryan Beernut. Meet a guy In college named Jeff Jawana, His grandma was Mary. Tatto artist named Rusty Needles. My name is Matt Sprouse and I'm thinking about naming my Kid
"Russel Sprouse" Brusel sprouts.

 

My bro used to introduce himself as Mr. Ockenbals. His first name is Mike.

 

I knew a girl named Penny Dollar and a kid named Rusty Armer

 

The public school I worked for based our email addresses on our first initial last name so when I married the Colonel my email changed to Stoner@fortsmithschools.org. Real appropriate for a grade school teacher huh? I figured they'd catch it and modify it in some way, but you bet your ass when I retired, the account was deleted that day before I got home.

 

At work, a woman named Susie Cain married a guy who's last name was also Cain. They did a geneology investigation and everything to make sure they weren't related somewhere down the family tree. They weren't. She decided to keep her maiden name, and hyphenate it with his so she wasn't giving up her "identity" and individualism. So now she's Susie Cain-Cain. I don't care what the geneologist said, I think that proves her family tree doesn't have many branches.

Seems like I remember a dentist in Sylvania, Oh named Dr. Crown, and another named Dr. Payne (though that one has been said).

Lakeland, FL has a funeral home/crematorium with the names of the proprietors: Krispy Coon. Yes, it's in the minority part of town. To the politically correct, that's not funny, but...yeah, it is.

My last name is Ocock. There's a whole long list of names that we can not use.
Girl: Joy (Joy Ocock)
Gloria (Glory Ocock)
Anita (Anita Ocock)

Boy: Hunter (Hunter Ocock--he'll be gay)
Phil (Phil Ocock. He'll be gay too)
Harry (His friends will call him Harry Old Cock. My brother's nickname in college was "Dirty" for this very reason)

And there are more. Lots more.
The guys at work (and your mom) nicknamed me "Miles", and I'm going to paint it on my race car.

-Brad

 

A guy I work with now… Lester Talent. And someone from my past….. Richard Dick, he swore he had a sister by the name of Ima

 

There's a family run funeral home in Buffalo, NY named "Amigone". If you wind up there, it's a pretty sure thing you're gone !!

 

I had A guy on my paper route when I was 12 that's name was Dick Yank ..I use to giggle like a school girl every time I had to Say "I'm here to collect Mr Yank"...Aw shit I guess I still do !

We Have A realtor in town by the name Harry Wang His Co. Is Harry Wang Reality !

I knew A guy in college who's name was Andy Randy Vandyzandee...what was his parents thinking

 

Miss Ima Hogg, a grand lady of Texas society. There really was an Ima; there was no Ura.

There was a woman in Nashville, years ago, Ginger Snapp....guess mom and dad thought it was cute.