ot ..funniest stuff on the HAMB

I'm digging the HAMB stomach tat...

 

Are you the one on the left or the "vertically challenged" one?

 

That has got to be the most distrubing and worst use of the HAMB name.
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im the lil fella

would it be cool if i made a paddle like this?

 

maaannn...is that geddy lee?!

 

I really liked the "Sharp Edges" sign, but the bunny pictures just aren't funny. They're fruity.

 

heres a good thread on jokes....http://www.jalopyjournal.com/forum/showthread.php?p=1504520#post1504520

 

beena spell ..thought id bumper up...cause.................

 

http://www.jalopyjournal.com/forum/showthread.php?t=24503

 

Stump Squirrel was pertty entertaining
http://www.jalopyjournal.com/forum/showthread.php?t=145532&&showall=1

 

anything happin i missed lately???

 

No, but everytime this thread gets booted back to the top, I waste another two hours of my day. Here's a couple of pictures to tide you over.

 

Germ needs to write a book.
This tiny morsel alone kept me from doing anything productive at work for a solid hour. I'm still dying...

I will then shop for a RUSSIAN wife from MOSCOW, that doesn't know the diffference between GERMAN SHEPPARD and MINK coats,,,
I will make sure the LEASH fits around her neck, and she cant speak a CREDIT CARD bill of ENGLISH..................
She can PAY the LIGHT BILL, and MOP the floor.........for her GREEN VISA......
And shovel snow while I make her FATHER cry VIA EMAIL.........

 

I needed a good laugh today... Went back and dug up this thread!

Happy Friday the 13th!

 

Oh please... someone dig up to whole "Belly Tank" thread. That is the funniest thing I've ever read on the HAMB. I know one of you saved that whole thing.

EDIT: Wow , looking back a few pages, I can't believe I'm still pining for this.

 

i like the drunk guy who met the legend in the bar personally, starts out all calm, then turns full on battle, only to end with an apology the next day
also the used motor oil to start the engine thread comes to mind

 

wow.. that pic of bunghole liquers is rite around the corner from me, i was there last nite! so strange to see it here..

 

Wow, that is an actual place?? I figured it was probably a photoshopped fake haha

Did you get a pint of old harpers while you were there?

 

I'll throw my hat into photoshop pics..

Wish this would happen to people that fucked with your cars..

 

I am bringing this one back to the top we need more bunny pictures! I recall one with two pancakes do you guys have that one?

 

bunnies are cool

 

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die hard greaser to the fucking bone I chop, drop, cut, section, slam, throw pins and more. i 'm a fop man goddam it that dapper dan shit's too thin. i spend more time in my gurage than i ever do in my house and i love rat rod hunnie bunnie's
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CRYING! BWAAHHAA!!! I forgot about this one!!

 

How about Tudor's post halfway down the first page of This thread?

 

Here ya' go!


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you think that might have been a relative to this kid????