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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by breeder, Aug 11, 2006.

  1. raaf
    Joined: Aug 27, 2002
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    the galaxie visor come to mind...
     
  2. hemi
    Joined: Jul 11, 2001
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    The Rude Boyz bit was really funny, as was the Visor thread.

    The What is Ur Dream Ride? The thread that never ended was comical in it's lifespan.

    Sickboy kits...
    Ngo Long Dick "phuck you round eye, I work at the United Community of Hard Labor Spark Prug Factory."

    Marcus's cheese grater bondo shoebox episode was classic too. "Which Markus are you dealing with?"

    The Boyd car made from plywood...

    Germ's early songs were pretty stellar. It seemed like every other day somebody was getting a new one ripped and Killer and Zenor were usually in the middle of it. It was down right dangerous when I first started lurking...folks were getting run off left and right.

    These days, it's an older, kinder, gentler, nerfy, hippie "everyone get a long" kinda hamb....
     
  3. hemi
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    ooooh, and the posting of Mud's cars... the 4x4 Trans Ams, Pintos, Cadillacs, and Benz's. I loved those.
     
  4. CaddyRat
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    Anyone got a link to this purported poop boiler???
     
  5. SilentMind415
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    I lurked around then and I'll say I agree, that guy was funny as hell but kept me scared enough to not join up. I also liked the boyd wooden rod
     
  6. bulletproof1
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    there was one a few years back about the correct way to clean your ass...way too much detail !!!!!!!!!
     
  7. Just Go To The Wanted Adds.. Some Of Those Are Pretty Damn Funny ......

    Like The Ones Sayin .. Lookin For A Nice 31 Coupe With No Rust That Runs .. Or ..lookin For A 33 3 Window Coupe Complete .....will Trade A 70 Maverick 4 Dr For It ..

    And They Are Seriously Thinkin They Are Gonna Get That Deal Casue Its The Hamb ..its Where Dreams Come True ...
     
  8. Muttley
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    Draglinkscc/Antibilly/whatever Mike's screen name is this week's post about the boil on his eye lid.

    Tingler's car naming thread.

    Hack claiming he saw a wolverine/badger/werewolf/bigfoot in the backwoods on a roadtrip.

    One of that Sparky guys countless intros under different log in names even though he always used the same avatar.

    Z-man using Ninja like keyboard skills to destroy any shred of credibility Suedsled had.

    Marcus checking in under assumed names.

    All the threads about that deathtrap Model A.

    Oh yeah.........pretty much everything by Germ.
     
  9. hemi
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    Germ constantly referring to Harlan's homemade tunnel ram scketches on lined notebook paper as "Super Secret NASA Plans" was pretty funny at the time.

    The Von Knuckles bit, and AV8 getting mad and leaving every five months were memorable also.
     
  10. hemi
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    Zenor, what was that old Shopping Cartz thing a long time ago, the "Smart Shoppaz - fool" or something? I forget...
     
  11. CURIOUS RASH
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    This was some of finer work...

    http://www.jalopyjournal.com/forum/showthread.php?t=94836

    The entire Hamb bomb trip is some of the best fun I've had in a while. The Bob-lette sightine, Puxatony Poo and mine and Monkeys porn debut...

    I swear my sides hurt for days.

    You had to be there though, you poor lost souls.

    Anyone remember the Texans and the Bluebonnets post? That one really cracked me up.
     
  12. Brandy
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    Ohhh befitting! I was just about to say all the smart ass pictures by Muttley make me laugh.
     
  13. CURIOUS RASH
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  14. Brandy
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    Ahh and Rashy's need to embarrass Flat Top Bob.
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    especially with farm animals.:D
     
  15. KATFISH
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    I think that was HANKCASH who posted that gem.

    Havent seen anything from him in a while

    Maybe he was "sanctioned"

    Usta put up some funny stuff right there.
     
  16. JohnnyP.
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    dont remember where i saw this. made me shit my pants.
     

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  17. RodLand
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  18. Killer
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    anything pre 2000 pretty much ruled.

    That was then, this is now....

    Germ was funny.. where did he go? He was on MySpace for awhile.. told me he loved me and then he was gone...... I'm still sad.
     
  19. Mad-Lad
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    When those damn rabbits with the pancake and turtle came out I about pissed myself.
     
  20. Muttley
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    Just trying to do my part. ;) :D
     
  21. 1- shot slinger
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    There was this one time...I think it was fairly recent where this one guy posted the same reply twice, somethin to do with a duck...I guess just in case everyone missed it the first time...:D
     
  22. hatch
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    My vote is for the Rudeboyz.....and here is my rabbit eatin pug.....she waits tables evenings at the local pet store....here's your dessert
    [​IMG]
     
  23. breeder
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    damn 1 shot, you beat me to it!!!!
    ohh,,i got a pic of donald duck and a kid i need to go find and post..its funny shit...ill be right back.............
     
  24. Spike!
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    Germ ruled. He needed his own show or something. People still talk about him, even though he's been gone for a couple of years. Good times. Back then, when you did an intro, you were hazed beyond belief. Germ was the ultimate bouncer. He kept out the riff-raff.

    Spike
     
  25. hemi
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    Officer Spell Check.
     
  26. chuck fahr
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    from s.w. wis.

    Someone posted a picture of a menu sign from a dinner with the words changed around.I laughed so hard.Cant remember who posted it though.I'd love to see it again. Anyone else remember?
     
  27. Jbirds51
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    Its on his shop wall....ill see if i still have a pic of that its been 3-4 years ago now
     
  28. Jbirds51
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    heres one of his brainstorms!
     

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  29. Evel
    Joined: Jun 25, 2002
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    1. 60s Show Rods

    Icey Hot Stunnaz..

    [​IMG]

    Also Bob Bleeds "What kind of Palmade do you use" was a good one that got shut down..

    GERM was a riot.
     

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