okay i have to ask..what happened to this germ hamber??i looked but didnt see anything..did he pass away???
hey fuck you guys. my computer took a shit on me. man you guys probably fucking suck eachothers nuts. thats why you guys knew what the other was going to say...1 shot...
He was abducted by aliens becuase he had plans to the perfect hotrod and was last seen with the handle of a plunger sticking out of his ass and running out of some frat house in Texas I think.
i think the methadone clinic must have closed early for the weekend take it easy sweetheart...threads called funniest stuff on the HAMB not fuckheads stuff on the HAMB!! btw 1shot, you need to shave..ive had a pube in my teeth for a week now!!!
The Mud/Steve wars were always good. And the Rude Boyz were awsome. But I still chuckle sometimes when I see Trailer Ed post. The whole thread was funny, but the line about the boat was the funniest thing I've read/seen on the HAMB.
Aaaaaahhhhh yeeeeeahhhh! Icy Hot Stunntaz! Kings with Blinged out Tempos. That Shitboxes artwork... I still have all that stuff somewhere. I forgot all about that. Nads used to hand poor souls their asses in bread baskets ever so eloquently. The boy had skills...
One time AV8 responded to somebody's mile long post with "I've just sifted through your word dumpster and found very little of value" or something like that.... THAT, was funny.
Ok, I am still a FNG really and I missed Germ.........Fuckit. But I think Mutly holds the floor now for funny. I wanna see the Swastika gas pedal, cant find the fucker anywhere. Did it get the chop for poor content?? Damn pinko PC shit. Doc.
What's in the NW in October? I'll be in Bakersfield for the HRR, Charlotte at the end of the month. Anything work related in that area my bossman does... I think all that we have left in that area is Spokane next weekend, and I'm headed to Waukesha.
He could be dead...who knows. Last we heard after RYAN banned him for LIFE for the THIRD time, he SHUT DOWN his SuperSecret Shitbox Factory/Chopper Manlove CLUBHOUSE/Wayward TEEN rehab center™ and sold everything. Everything, including his Genuine James Dean Switch Blade.... AND........his sometimes running, ROCKERIFFIC FLAT BLACK™, straight six-powered "Teenage Heartthrob® Pussy Machine™, with patented PANTY DROPPER seat covers ™". He bought a FRESH BAG of pure crystal, shoplifted a SKIN MAG full of hair-band groupies in CROTCHLESS SPANDEX outfits, and traded a Big Mac to a fat chick for her video camera. He then saddled up with the naked psyco-biker™ in dirty socks and a Nazi Helmet. They shot off together towards the moon hoping to gleen WISDOM® from Bo Huff during interviews conducted amid the intoxicating stench of SWEATY POPCORN deep in the DEPTHS of VINTAGE AUTO PARTS™. They hoped to sell the LIFE LESSONS to Rolling Stone magazine under a female PEN NAME™. And that's what happened...
How about when Grimlock had a Sex change... Um... Er... Name change to Kevin Lee...! Hahahaha...!!!!!! http://www.jalopyjournal.com/forum/showthread.php?t=89763 Thread was closed in short order but Zenor was finding all sorts of shit... he loves you Kevin...!!!! Hahahaa...!
There has been some real funny shit posted here over the years...how about the "bowlwinder"....a lovingly accurate description of the long awaited "movement" ....even Forgot who posted it !
yes they are...i always get pissed when the person gets the problem fixed quick..its just to fun to stop!!!!!
one of the funniest posts about fashion http://www.jalopyjournal.com/forum/showthread.php?t=117896&highlight=large+medium
yeah 54bomb, that was good..i thought it would go on longerthen that.. someone will prolly fire it up again someday im sure..he's one i got here [i think] wen i first started lurkin here..it cracked me up!!!
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