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  1. Henry Floored
    Joined: Sep 18, 2004
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    Check out this little fella found beside my backyard shop yesterday. Don't know what happened for sure but momma was nowhere to be found and this guy was stll hooked to the cord. Poor little guy would have cashed out if it were'nt for my eagle eyed wife and sons. Looks like this story is gonna have a happy ending as he seems to be doing very well. The question is what to name him? Anybody got any ideas? Fell free to chime in and I will submit them for approval ha- ha.
     

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  2. 2xcrash
    Joined: Mar 25, 2004
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  3. Thats a cute.....uhhhh.......little thing. I was hoping to see the return of Mr Bones!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wait, there you have it, his name is Mr Bones, in honor of our missing friend.
     
  4. crow
    Joined: Apr 27, 2004
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    2nd that!!
     
  5. DIRTYT
    Joined: Oct 22, 2003
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    from Warren,MI

    jalopy.....
    my cats name is hemi but u cant steal that:D

    ummm im outa of names have fun feeding that thing for a while man...good job saving it!
     
  6. How about "Bondo?"
     
  7. Nice rug, by the way.
     
  8. DrJ
    Joined: Mar 3, 2001
    Posts: 9,419

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    I have a found outside the bedroom window cat I called "Rebel" because he hs a snow white belly and a gray coat on his back, It was also My Great-great-grandmother's given name, (she was born during the civil war, in the south of course!).
    I like naming cats, We have five, after some physical trait and that one has what look like black ear muffs,
    so, I'd call it "Muffs" :cool:
     
  9. lucky_1974
    Joined: Nov 18, 2002
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    Going on the Tman's theme Mr. Hambones...:p
     
  10. KustmAce
    Joined: Dec 6, 2004
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    I like Lucky too
     
  11. Bass
    Joined: Jul 9, 2001
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    Bass
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    from Dallas, TX

    "Chinese Dinner"

    Forgive me....:D :)
     
  12. With Hoisin Sauce?:DYummmmmmmmmmmmmmm
     
  13. DrJ
    Joined: Mar 3, 2001
    Posts: 9,419

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    I have a ****on a friend gave me years ago that says;
    "So many CATS,
    So few Recipes!”

    I wore it to a sculpture cl*** I was teaching in Westminster, CA and got some really curious looks from some of the Viet Namese students... :rolleyes: :cool:
     
  14. Henry Floored
    Joined: Sep 18, 2004
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  15. NiteOwlChris
    Joined: Jul 15, 2002
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    kick it to death
     
  16. FRITZ
    Joined: Sep 6, 2001
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    If he is the mascot name him "Ryan" after the founder of the board, LOL
    The stray cat I had in my shop i named "dirty Doug" after Roths right hand man.
    (for all you cat people that are interested)
    FRITZ
     
  17. Mutt
    Joined: Feb 6, 2003
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    Timex - "takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'."


    Mutt
     
  18. flatheadpete
    Joined: Oct 29, 2003
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    from Burton, MI

    So wrong for so many reasons.

    I like Carl.
     
  19. caffeine
    Joined: Mar 11, 2004
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    from Central NJ

    just wait till he pisses in your interior............................

    i hate cats.
     
  20. Lucky Burton
    Joined: Dec 31, 2004
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  21. general gow
    Joined: Feb 5, 2003
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    general gow
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    Ohhhh. It's a CAT. I couldn't really tell to start with. I thought maybe possum, or...but no. It's definitely a cat. Awful looking things when they're so new...
     
  22. Scooterville
    Joined: Nov 7, 2004
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    how bout' 'Cord' since you found it with one. you could even call it Cordy.
     
  23. Gracie
    Joined: Apr 19, 2001
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    I hope you are not feeding it cow's milk... you will kill it. Have to been to the vet to get instructions on how to care for a kitten that small?

    The momma was prolly around, you guys prolly spooked her and she dropped it and ran and was planning on coming back for it. I'd keep an eye and ear out for the rest of them, they are around there somewhere.



    Anyone who says kick a kitten is just a ****. AND people like you are why the world has gone to hell in a handbasket. Why do you think death is funny Cheaterchris? If you have no comp***ion for one of God's creatures I feel sorry for you with your black shriveled heart and lack of soul. I feel sorry for the women who think you love them and the kids you have or will have. You are a void.
     
  24. BigDdy31
    Joined: Jul 31, 2002
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    Lucky sounds pretty accurate.

    I'm relieved that I'm not the only one. I thought it was a possum for a second too. I was impressed as I have never seen a black and white possum. I was sort of expecting a pig from the thread ***le.

    Agreed. Just call me Big Daddy, Defender of the Cause and Stomper of 'kitten stompers' everywhere.
     
  25. hudsoncustom
    Joined: Oct 26, 2001
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    A year or so ago, I woke at 4 am to the sound of my 2 dogs barking and a shrieking sound like I have never heard. I go outside to investigate and saw that my dogs (a Husky/wolf mix and a Sheppard / Rot mix) were in the process of killing a cat. Chops (the shep mix) had the cat by the neck and was tossing it around like a rag doll. The poor cat was shrieking for its life, and just as I got out to the pen, it made it to the only tree in the dog pen. The cat appeared to be hyperventillating, and I got it out of the tree and brought it into the house. Called the pound and the shelters to see if anyone had a missing cat of the same description. No bites. I took the cat to the Vet down the street to make sure she was ok. Seems she was, a few patches of missing fur, and a couple of punctures, but that was it.

    It seems some sick **** saw our crazy *** dogs and thought it would be fun to throw a stray cat into the dog pen. (The dog pen backs up to the alley in the back).

    Anyhow, the kids latched on to that poor cat like nobody's business, and she was a "pampered" cat during her stay here.

    We named her "Miss Fortune" for obvoius reasons.....

    We all have terrible allergies to cats, so we gave her to an older couple across the street who could care for her and give her love.....
     
  26. Gracie
    Joined: Apr 19, 2001
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    Evil does exist in this world and there is your proof. Anyone who would do that to an animal would do it to a baby and on up the chain. Think Jeffrey Dahmer.

    *******s all of them. And also those who joke about it.




    And also, as a side note (tho not evil, just ignorant)... NO ONE should ever buy a wolf hybrid. Breeders of wolf hybrids should not be incouraged. Its wrong. My brother had a wolf/rot and although he was a fairly good dog for 14 years, you could look into his eyes and SEE the confusion... its just mean and wrong to do to an animal... you can just see them thinking "I want to be hugged, but I have this urge to go for your throat... "
     
  27. monsterflake
    Joined: May 13, 2003
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    black + white = "Squadcar"
     
  28. fatassbuick
    Joined: Jul 6, 2001
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    from Kentucky

    Well, Gracie sorta stole my idea in a way. I was going to say "****" because it's a dirty little alley *****, although if it gets out it'll be hard to explain the name when you call it. Maybe "Street *****"?

    If we weren't supposed to eat cats, then why are they made of meat?
     
  29. Longroof64
    Joined: Jun 23, 2004
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    Do you know if it's male or female yet? And PS I thought it was a possum at first too... prolly the only reason I read any more of the thread... because this IS the HAMB, howza 'bout:

    Ardun
    Wishbone
    Paxton
    Whitewall
    Flattie
    Stromberg
    Deuce
    A-Bone

    -Longroof-
     
  30. Bruce Lancaster
    Joined: Oct 9, 2001
    Posts: 21,681

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    How about "Winky", after the famed JC Whitney turn signal cat?

    Damn. I've wanted one of those since about the day after they disappeared from the catalog. None of the real cats I have work properly on 6 volts.
    "Dirty Doug" would be my second choice. Is the real Doug still out there shoveling Bondo onto Caddys somewhere??
     

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