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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Henry Floored, Jun 9, 2005.

  1. caffeine
    Joined: Mar 11, 2004
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    caffeine
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    from Central NJ

  2. ShortBus
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    "Hey Mister, don't call that dog Lifesaver, call him ****head."

    You could name the cat 'CheaterChris' -then you'd have a ***** named for a *****.

    Hey Kilroy, do you guys have those green parrots in Whittier? There were hundreds of them flying around my old neighborhood in S. Pasadena.

    My dog thinks all cats are snack machines.
     
  3. Steve
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    hey rick I've seen them green parrots flying around redondo before. They are damn loud
     
  4. TIKIFREAK13
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    kilroy i agree with you i have three of these little **** heads & they have never been allowed out side my house off a leash & Caf OSR has that car in it named "Cat piss spec" of reason you stated hell last year i had to put down a stray that got hit & crushed by my house it ****ed but we turned intoo dog people well Poms there like little cat/dogs.........
     
  5. DesignIt
    Joined: Sep 15, 2002
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    I was in a similar situation with three newborn kittens that were abandoned. I named them Pecos, Sabine, and Guadalupe for the Texas rivers. Unfortunately, two of them died from pneumonia from getting milk (KMS) in their windpipe. My advice is to hold off on naming or getting too attached to them until you're sure they're going to survive. Also, be very careful to use a small animal bottle with a VERY small hole to feed them so that they don't get too much milk and breathe it in.

    I like Gracie's idea. I think Edsel would be a cool name.

    As for the cat piss thing, I've never had any trouble with my cats or the strays that occasionally come and go at my house. They've always had the run of the house and my cars and no cat piss anywhere, ever. But then again, I really like cats. My brother, on the other hand, hates cats. I think cats can sense this, so guess who gets his truck pissed in regularly? Of course it could be something about the giant hole in the floorboard, or the fact that the interior already smelled like a crack house bathroom. Cats tend to piss on things that already smell like a litter box.

    John
     
  6. 5window
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    Both male and female cats have their genetalia under the tail-to judge male from female you need to examine the ano-genital distance-females have pretty much a figure 8 conformation and the lower opening is more vertical. Males will have space for the tes***cles and the lower opening is more circular. It's unlikely what they cut wasn't the umbilical cord,but I did have a client once who kept trying to remove this grub from the belly of her male cat. Trust me,that cat was PISSED!!
     
  7. 5window
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    It's not so much the fat content of the milk-if you are concerned you can use 2%,it's that kittens sometimes become lactose intolerent and the milk sugar causes a diarrhea. Our homemade milk replacer formula is actually:
    1 cup of whole milk
    1 egg yolk
    1 Tbs veg oil
    1 Tbs honey
    It's always best to use the right specie's milk which is why KMR (kitten milk replacer) is ideal because it's formulated to meet a kitten's needs. By the way,if you buy a nursing bottle at the vet's or pet store,sometimes you need to punch a hole in the ******. Very frustrating for the kitten if you don't. Also,after feeding, the queen(mother cat) will lick the perineal region(under the tail) to stimulate elimination. DON't try this at home, but using a bit of warm water on a terry cloth wash cloth will have the same affect. I'd have a stool sample checked at the vet's for internal parasites-lots of kittens have roundworms,hookworms and coccidia that could be harmful to the kitten,and also have zoonotic potential-especially for kids. Everyone should wash their hands after playing with the cat. Good luck-again, PM me or send me an email at work(petvets@yahoo.com) if you have questions.
     
  8. Gracie
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    5window, you sound like me! hahaha

    I'm the expert on wild critters, I bow to you and domestics... I worked at the Alabama Wildlife Rescue Service for 3 years... so if anyone has questions on baby wild critters, you can all email me.
     
  9. Kilroy
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    from Orange, Ca

    Yeah we get flock flying up the streets...

    I've seen green, black, and orange ones.

    They are noisy as hell, but I'll take that over the damn bump of hip-hop constantly...
     
  10. Missing Link
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    Rip Chord or Gravy. that would be my choices.
     
  11. Spitfire1776
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    I just saved and rehabilitated three baby robins whose nest fell from under the eve of my barn inside. THey eventually flew and proceeded to **** all over my bikes and cars.

    The reward was in the act though. :)
     
  12. 64Belair
    Joined: Jun 1, 2005
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    from Milford PA

    Spring Hill florida huh>? I just moved back to NJ/PA from springhill a few years ago, i used to live on Landover blvd by springstead HS.

    I car was stolen twice right out of my driveway and never found the 2nd time around so i had to get out of there!

    Does that car murderer right off of california st still have that maroon 64 impala SS laying in the yard dying a slow death?
     
  13. chub chub
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    I always wanted to have a cat named "Heroine". That way when you go to call it in for the night you can go outside and shout... "Heroine... where's my Heroine?". Your neighbors would love you.
     
  14. Bullet Nose
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    Is this another HAMB naming contest?

    If so, what's the prize and who won?
     
  15. 65Luck
    Joined: Apr 22, 2004
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    I like Edsel.
     
  16. Droptank
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    Just Plain Sam. All my cats are named that for the last 30 years.
     
  17. That's my cat's name... the other is primer.

    ...and MR BONES is with DRD57 isn't he?


    Oh... and name the cat Hokey.


    JOE:cool:
     
  18. KoppaK
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    Gracie & 5 Window you guys have my admiration, from a cat lover.
     
  19. Jeff Norwell
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    Anyone who says kick a kitten is just a ****. AND people like you are why the world has gone to hell in a handbasket. Why do you think death is funny Cheaterchris? If you have no comp***ion for one of God's creatures I feel sorry for you with your black shriveled heart and lack of soul. I feel sorry for the women who think you love them and the kids you have or will have. You are a void.[/QUOTE]




    ......yea,what she said...***hole.

    perfect Gracie....perfect.
     
  20. KoppaK
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    Amen... call it Edsel
     
  21. RYAN must have gotten drunk and p***ed out, huh?

    How about Two Barrel...?



    JOE:cool:
     
  22. jimmydeansgirl
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    I've always said, that I want a kitten, but a 5 page thread, concerning the name of a cat, hmmm focus people, focus.
    Oh well, I'll jump on the hamb wagon too. I'd name it grim, cause itd be a miracle if he lives for as long as this post has gone on. I love all the little kittens :) Hope you pick a name, soon!
     
  23. 2xcrash
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    I lived by Redondo High and they would nest in a tree by my house. Nasty and noisey (sp) f##kers:mad:
     
  24. Gracie
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    He DID say he found it outside his SHOP... there's your connection to make it ON TOPIC.... :D
     
  25. Henry Floored
    Joined: Sep 18, 2004
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    Well back on page 3 I have a question about modding the body of my ratty `39 Sedan into a Carson topped kustom. I have exactly 1 response and that was from myself bumping it back into the daylight. That seems to be pretty on topic but yet nothing, not even jeers or insults on what a stupid idea that would be.
     
  26. springer
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    we had a stray cat that used to hang around my shop and the body shop next door and they named him Bondo.
     
  27. middleskewl
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    I love the hamb.
    It ain't always gotta be about cars but it is always
    about people. Good people.

    I like hambster.
     
  28. Droptank
    Joined: Jan 15, 2004
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    So the damn cat comes in this evening, Zoe, the first non Sam cat in thirty years, and she's been under somebodys greasy car. Jumps onto the back of the new couch and now there is a black grease spot on the damn couch. Now the cat has a shaved tail too, cause that **** don't wash out of cat fur. And the old woman says she probably got under the roadster in the garage, so it must be my fault. Go figure!
     
  29. Bullet Nose
    Joined: Nov 20, 2001
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    Well............

    Do we have a name yet?

    Inquiring minds want to know
     

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