[ QUOTE ] Good call Ryan, I couldnt imagine seeing HAMB shirts at the mall! Does Jesse James still build choppers??? Feder [/ QUOTE ] he should should build a MEAT BIKE...made from bacon, steaks, and other meaty bits.. the helmet can be a gas tank...
Cool has never needed a larger audience. OT's and drama queens aside, this place is cool. I would rather do my learning here than on the "Learning Channel". Another fucking hoodlum. himmelberg
[ QUOTE ] Do it. I want a chance to meet Genevieve. mmmmmmmm... Dear, sweet, Genevieve... [/ QUOTE ] What a RACK!
Good call, Ryan. Now, where did that donation post go? BTW look for an auction soon from a couple of Gay Michigan Bitches. Thanks Again Ryan. Pete and Baby's Mama
Ryan, I think you did the right thing.. though if they want to see real hot rods they could come out to the HAMB drags (maybe throw out some sponsorship money your way to help out with cost) and tell them they can not refernce the website or list the web address to out the masses (but make sure they do a proper intro or else Germ gets to provide some commentary).. Do it Real World style unedited, have a few cameras in some of the cars driving to the events (hot rod reality TV) Just show the hot rods parked and racing and what ever else happens. It would be better then the Osbornes...
Ryan -- You blew it. "Trading Garages!" HAMBers swap garages for a weekend to redo each others cars. Tman could drill holes all over one a Germ's cars. Sam could Roachify CopShopCoupe's coupe. Which is the only way it could get cooler. Rocky and Tuck could reupholster each other's Ramblers. I could finish the Big Olds, and Denise could just put 15,000 miles on my Bugeye in a weekend. . . . and it coulda involved Paige and Genevieve. Welding. Mmmmm . . . Seriously, ya done good. Steve.
the truth of it all is that the hamb was built to what it is by its participants and thats what attracted the likes of TLC not to take anything from Ryan for giving us this outlet and maintaining it he is a true giver but he is in no way the success of the hamb its the members that make it who chose to be here themselves if TLC is watching this site I am sure they will contact the people they want to with out Ryans endorsment I feel Ryan should take them up on there offer if they provide a free server and staff under Ryans direct authority that way Ryan gets credit for his hard work maintaining this site and it will become self supporting but to be sure and be in no way affiliated with TLC just doing bussiness with them no pop ups allowed
[ QUOTE ] . . . and it coulda involved Paige and Genevieve. Welding. Mmmmm . . . [/ QUOTE ] Or Grinding, (metal or otherwise). Mmmmm...
Ryan..........it's YOUR baby........you make/made the call. Hell, you should have sold out and started a new board by "invitation only." It would weed out the rif raf like me....
Ryan, wow, that was a hard one im sure.Im not sure what I would have done. This board rocks man, I was just telling my brother last night as we were watching american chopper that the rides show and the one with boyd coddington is going to blow, they need to make a show were a bunch of beer drinking people make a rat rod or sled in that 5 days like the monster house and what not. Good call man, I vote Germ the host if you change your mind. -Bigdaddy
thank god the hamb isn't going on television. imagine walking into your local WALMART and seeing a hamb shirt next to the WCC shirt and thinking to yourself, "we sold out to walmart". but hey on the good side, i bet we could all attract as many preteen chicks as we could ever want. good choice Ryan.
Boones was right. They could put a dash-cam in Big Olds and oversee HRLC making her New Years resolution come true! THAT would be good reality TV! Good answer Boss!
So do we need to design a,"I'm A F**KIN' HAMB HOODLUM and I'm MAD AS HELL and NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE!" T-shirt to sell at the malls for a hundred bucks a pop or what?
they can put a camera in my car and watch me pick my nose while i drive. would that sell? if so, i should be a millionaire.
I am with boones on this one. COME ON TLC I DARE YA TO TRY AND HANG WITH THE HOODLUMS HERE COME ON I DARE YA. Or come out here to the desert where the roads are long and dark at night, littered with road side crosses and will show you what hoodlum hot rodding is all about. Bring your skirt Sally
But how much reality could they take. Would they be show Root sitting in his drawers scrathing his ass and he types in the a rant about the Drag-N-Fly getting beat by a bunch of oldy ladys in a 03 Seville with the left turn blinker on all the way down the track. Or what about Radshit ripping them big ole stinky green chili farts on camera.I'm sure that would be the end of it real quick. Besides I know everyone in here has their dick in their hand wanking off to some of the best hot rod wet dreams that we have seen built right here. It's bad enough trying to explain to the wife hoping she'll believe that bullshit about you spanking it to those hot babes on www.bigtittiesbabes.comand not them fresh picts of the Bleedster. Praying she don't realize how bad you got the hot rod bug. Is that a STD(Swapmeet Transfered Disease)? Think we could get Martha Steward to join the HAMB and show us how to make our own Mexican blankets out of two cotton balls, a maxi pad and a set of magic markers?
why should germ be the host? there wouldn't be a car in it! it would be all about smoking crack with famous people in the ghetto, while randomly screaming EVERY fourth word FOR no apparent reason. IT would completely suck AS FAR as i'm concerned... oh yeah, and i don't know how you put comma's on TV,,,,, but there would be lots of them. TV sucks.
[ QUOTE ] actually,reformed fucking hoodlums,for the most part.i was helping my nephew drain the gas tank on his mulletstang last week,he was wondering where i learned so much about siphoning gas [/ QUOTE ] LOL.. .Nice one yorg, although, I bet you haven't done what I've seen done by one of our indigenous fellows down here. One day at my Dad's old car wash this car wouldn't start. The aforementioned indigenous fellow promptly sucked up a moutfhul of fuel, then squirted it directly into the carb. He did rinse his mouth out with some lemonade though, although... I don't think he spat it out. Getting back to the point. I (and I'm sure most other "Southerners") have NO IDEA WTF TLC is, but I imagine it's some kind of lame ass cable show that we don't really need. There's enough weirdos around here already, we don't need no more!!!
[ QUOTE ] why should germ be the host? there wouldn't be a car in it! it would be all about smoking crack with famous people in the ghetto, while randomly screaming EVERY fourth word FOR no apparent reason. IT would completely suck AS FAR as i'm concerned... oh yeah, and i don't know how you put comma's on TV,,,,, but there would be lots of them. [/ QUOTE ] LOL That's funny,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
No matter how "on target" the program would portray us, the masses still wouldn't get it. Still wouldn't understand what drives us but that wouldn't stop 'em from trying to jump onto our band wagon............... ...........although our unwillingness to bask in fame will no doubt spark a strong curiousity. I can see TLC's wheels turning as they think:....... "Why doesn't this rabble accept our offer to legitimize their amateur attempts at greatness? Are they hiding something?" They'll be back....
[ QUOTE ] No matter how "on target" the program would portray us, the masses still wouldn't get it. Still wouldn't understand what drives us but that wouldn't stop 'em from trying to jump onto our band wagon [/ QUOTE ] I have to agree, I'd hate for the HAMB to become the flavor of the month..........
This place is more dysfunctional than I ever realized! I'm LMAO over here! This is just like watching an episode of cops....The old man is beating the piss out of his old lady when the cops role up and start smacking him around when all of a sudden she starts hammering on the cops screaming you leave him alone... We beat each other up around here pretty good and when the cops (TLC) come snooping around we all join as one big happy family and tell them to get bent...we don't want them around.
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