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Pimpin' Ain't Easy - Lunar Lander Gets Some DUBS

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Plowboy, Jun 20, 2005.

  1. Plowboy
    Joined: Nov 8, 2002
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    Sometimes you just gotta smack a bitch to set her straight. You Ballers and Bangers know what I be sayin'.

    My Radir cheater slicks (well, one of them at least) took a tour of Illinois before I finally got it. I received one on Wednesday and had to call UPS and chase down the other one that was MIA. It finally showed up Friday afternoon after it was sent down from DeKalb. I had to do my best "Boyd" on the phone telling them about my deadline that I needed to meet. Ha Ha Ha Even though the only real deadline was with my Cold beer and a tape measure checking to see that everything was right with the world before I continued on with my project.

    Even going to the tire store was a chore. I dropped my shit off to get mounted and caught grief over how my "Torque thrusts" would have been cheaper if I had bought them from him. He also claimed to be able to get the Cheater slicks cheaper too. He asked where I got them, I said "Radir"....never heard of them. I am sure I would have ended up with a set of mullet wheels had I relied upon him. "Just mount the fucking things", I said.

    AHHH The life of a MAD Pimpin MOFO!:D
     

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  2. ain't life grand?

    I have found that the mexicans are the best tire mounters. You have to find a real authentic shop that has yellow tractors tires half buried in the yard in front of the shop. Make sure they are painted assorted patterns of red, green, and yellow.

    These Senior's will mount your tires mas grande - no fuckin problem man


    - best boyd deadline speach - that is funny.
     
  3. beer waits for no man.. er wheel.
     
  4. DIRTYBIRD
    Joined: Feb 13, 2004
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    Damn you gonna be rollin hard on dem chizeater slizznixs my nia!
    Mulletheads better recongnize!
     
  5. Thirdyfivepickup
    Joined: Nov 5, 2002
    Posts: 6,096

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  6. DIRTYBIRD
    Joined: Feb 13, 2004
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  7. beatnik
    Joined: Nov 8, 2002
    Posts: 2,209

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    I don't know if you've realized yet how bad ass that looks, but that is one sexy Bitch!
     
  8. You are a Michelangelo Pimping Mofo!!
     
  9. jdubbya
    Joined: Jul 12, 2003
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    That car kicks some serious ass!
     
  10. cleatus
    Joined: Mar 1, 2002
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    from Sacramento

    oh my god - that's fuckin cool!
     
  11. GomezGarage
    Joined: Jun 28, 2004
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    You should have your own reality TV show. Building stuff that sweet and an avitar that in tune with my frame of mind I know I'd watch.
     
  12. mikes51
    Joined: Oct 4, 2001
    Posts: 2,195

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    Wow! It's got the look. Great stance by the way.
     
  13. scotth
    Joined: Mar 26, 2003
    Posts: 165

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    from Austin, TX

    There's a little mom-n-pop tire shop in San Marcos that has a "trash bin" beside it where they throw takeoffs. It has a sign that reads:

    "DEFECTED TIRES"

    Looks f'in sweet man!
     
  14. Muttley
    Joined: Nov 30, 2003
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    Thats going to rule. It needs to be lime green with red stripes and white tuck & roll.
     
  15. dvlscoupe
    Joined: Jul 21, 2004
    Posts: 760

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    You're such a fuckin' goldchainer!
    My girlfriend is still jealous of the new interior smell in you space truck. Everytime she comes to my shop she asks why none of the customers cars smell like that...Stupid girls!
     
  16. HotRodDrummer
    Joined: Dec 10, 2002
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    so....when's it go to the crusher!!! :eek: :D

    You should have let me know.... I have a set of NOS Torque thrusts!!j/k

    You got any jobs for me?? you are a pimp right? :cool:
     
  17. That is just the coolest damned thing I've seen in years! You, sir, are a fuckin' Ruler!!
     
  18. Plowboy
    Joined: Nov 8, 2002
    Posts: 4,281

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    Ha Ha Ha, I am polishing my gold chain as we speak! Those that know me can attest to how cheap I really am. I really don't spend any money unless it is something for a car, the garage, my yard, 80's hair metal CD's, or beer. Not necessarilly in that order.

    My interior was only 2 days old at Detroit. You couldn't stand to be in it with the windows up it was so new! It is nice, comfy, and quiet on trips now, well not that quiet because I usually have the stereo cranked with some choice metal.;)
     
  19. Holy SHit...um stop it already! Your making us all look bad!

    =]

    MKK
     
  20. DrJ
    Joined: Mar 3, 2001
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    If I ran into a guy with an attitude like that I'd figure he'd never balance them right and probably scrape the fuck out of the rims putting the tires on, and not care, "If ya bought them Cragers from me I could make good on that chip in the rim.." so I'd go elsewhere for the mounting, but then I can walk to half a dozen tire mounting places, that might not be an option for you judging from what's visible past your front porch... :D
     
  21. This is my first glance at the Lander. Denise tried to describe it to me at Billetproof, but I wasn't bright enough to picture it in my mind.

    I am in awe of the space truck, but the Lander has me at a total loss for words. I think your "cars" represent some of the most inspired building today.
    Great work, great lines. I can't wait to see it in person.
     
  22. Brandy
    Joined: Dec 23, 2004
    Posts: 5,286

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    from Texas

    If Plowboys a ruler, then that makes me a drooler! Its like bein a 15 year old boy with your first nudie mag..........makes ya all SORTS of giddy inside!:D
    xxx
    Brandy
     
  23. kustombuilder
    Joined: Sep 18, 2002
    Posts: 7,750

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    from Novi, MI

  24. Nick32vic
    Joined: Jul 17, 2003
    Posts: 3,064

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    I wanna see a frontal shot.

    I better be invited to your Rockstar party

    I wanna see that car in person. It looks like nothing ive ever seen. You have serious talent Aaron. No joke.

    What the hell are you gonna title it as?

    Nick
     
  25. Gotgas
    Joined: Jul 22, 2004
    Posts: 7,238

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    from DFW USA

    Man, that is officially the coolest thing I've ever seen on the HAMB.. and this place is fully stocked with cool shit....


    Way to go. I'm gonna buy that when you sell it. :D
     
  26. Plowboy
    Joined: Nov 8, 2002
    Posts: 4,281

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    Nick, I thought you were going to be building your car for Louisville, you ain't got time for rock star parties when you are working your way to rock stardom yourself!
     
  27. hotrodladycrusr
    Joined: Sep 20, 2002
    Posts: 20,765

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    You certainly are a tape-measure in my book. :cool:
     
  28. gowjobs
    Joined: Mar 5, 2003
    Posts: 776

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    Those cheaters and the Bullet spokes look so RIGHT on that thing. That car/truck/monument-to-cool needs it's own model kit.
     
  29. repoguy
    Joined: Jul 27, 2002
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    dude, your shit rules.
     
  30. G V Gordon
    Joined: Oct 29, 2002
    Posts: 5,722

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    from Enid OK

    To paraphrase Helen Keller , the only thing sadder than a person who can't see is a person without vision.

    You sir have vision!!!!

    George
     

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