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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by porknbeaner, Sep 29, 2003.

  1. I'm not much for introductions but I might want to use the classifieds some day so here goes. [​IMG]
    I'm the oldest new kid on the block. Got some time on my hands (comes with being the oldest new kid on the block).
    I don't give a flip about the rules (at least those that society lays down).
    I've been wrenchin' cars and bikes a long time, always done it my own way and let the chips fall where they may.
    Currently have 3 projects a '53 F-100 channeled and sectioned, a '23 Dodge Bros coupe Chopped a bunch and waiting in storage. A '23 T lakes modified the last in line and probably be awhile 'til I really get started on it.
    I got a soft spot for beaters so I drive a '65 Galaxie, it has the "I screwed with my moms car look". Youda hada been there.
    And I'm awful damn proud da be here.

    If it don't get ya dirty it ain't yours [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  2. Deyomatic
    Joined: Apr 17, 2002
    Posts: 3,316

    Deyomatic
    Member
    from CT

    Welcome, Did you make it to the drags at Mokan?
     
  3. HOTRODPRIMER
    Joined: Jan 3, 2003
    Posts: 64,690

    HOTRODPRIMER
    ALLIANCE MEMBER

    Yeah,just what we need,,another cranky ol' fart...welcome to the zoo!!!!!! [​IMG]HRP
     
  4. 40StudeDude
    Joined: Sep 19, 2002
    Posts: 9,562

    40StudeDude
    Member

    Awwww, you coulda used the classifieds without an intro, just as long as you didn't have some smart remark to fire back at someone that didn't have any idea what you were selling!

    AAR, the intro was decent, regardless of your "flippancy" (are you one of those guys that sez "rules are made to be broken?") Unfortunately, rules are made for all of us...it's easier than fightin' amongst ourselves. However, there's just some people that don't ever git it...and since you introduced yourself, may I****ume you're not one of those?

    FWIW, welcome to the House of HAMB!!!
    R-
     
  5. CharlieLed
    Joined: Feb 21, 2003
    Posts: 2,464

    CharlieLed
    Member

    Welcome aboard...old farts are always welcome, cranky or not!
     
  6. Hell I aint cranky, just frank, well I'm not Frank either he's my uncle. Well I am what I am (not to be confused with Popeye).

    Nope I didn't make it to MOKAN this year, but I plan on bein' around for awhile. So plan on seein' the porknbeaner 100% next year.

    The whole rule thing, I git it, I'm just a missfit.
    But I been watchin' and I just might fit in here, or not.

    I'm not worried about the classifieds, just an excuse to introduce my self.

    I'm still damn proud da be here!!! [​IMG]
     
  7. Ryan
    Joined: Jan 2, 1995
    Posts: 22,773

    Ryan
    ADMINISTRATOR
    Staff Member

    Hey MAN!!!! I got your note at Goodguys and even went on the look out... Never saw ya though.

    Thanks for registering... You'll dig it here...
     
  8. cadlights
    Joined: Jun 12, 2003
    Posts: 865

    cadlights
    Member
    from Hooper, Ut

    Ok, let's see who's the oldest fart on the porch.
    I'll start. Be 60 in October and need to be ornery
    just for that reason. [​IMG] Next.
    Oh, by the way Welcome ya old fart. [​IMG]
     
  9. plan9
    Joined: Jun 3, 2003
    Posts: 4,111

    plan9
    Member

    [ QUOTE ]
    Ok, let's see who's the oldest fart on the porch.
    I'll start. Be 60 in October and need to be ornery
    just for that reason. [​IMG] Next.
    Oh, by the way Welcome ya old fart. [​IMG]

    [/ QUOTE ]

    i wonder, who IS the oldest fart here? [​IMG]
     
  10. Bob K
    Joined: Mar 3, 2001
    Posts: 5,772

    Bob K
    Member Emeritus
    from Antigo Wi.

    We did this a while back and I thought I was gonna win it at age 65. There was one or two other guy's that beat me but not by much.

    BTW old fart, if your' gonna call yourself and old fart ya otta tell us just how old you are.

    B [​IMG] B

     
  11. cadlights
    Joined: Jun 12, 2003
    Posts: 865

    cadlights
    Member
    from Hooper, Ut

    I feel younger already. [​IMG]
    Ya, old fart, how old are you?
     
  12. 50Fraud
    Joined: May 6, 2001
    Posts: 10,099

    50Fraud
    Member Emeritus

    I'm 63, but that won't get the trophy. I believe that AV8 has a coupla years on me.
     

  13. Shucks I thought '50 was old. I guess I ain't the oldest kid on the block, but I still bet I'm the oldest new kid.
    I am pretty basically retired though, does that count? [​IMG]

    Ryan, sorry we didn't hook up at the Goodguys. I was headed back to the Galaxie but I got sidetracked. I found some "Gold Chainers" with food. So I sat down and ate.

    Then I introduced myself. Well I'm not much for introductions. But I never could resist a cheesburger. [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]

    Never realized you were here in KC, we'll catch up somewhere.
     
  14. OldRacer
    Joined: Feb 17, 2002
    Posts: 56

    OldRacer
    Member

    Well welcome to another older fella!!!

    I've been called an old fart and a few other choice names, but prefer to to be refered to as 73years young, or will be in 30 days anyway!!!!
     
  15. hotrodladycrusr
    Joined: Sep 20, 2002
    Posts: 20,765

    hotrodladycrusr
    Member

    Porknbeaner, welcome to the HAMB. Seems like your fitting right in around here. Glad to have ya aboard.

    Spent a week in your fair city last year. Had a nice time with some great local folks. Your town has some of the best BBQ around. Looking forward to our paths crossing in the future.


    Old Racer; Happy early birthday to you... and I LOVE your signature [​IMG]
     
  16. SwitchBlade327
    Joined: Dec 15, 2002
    Posts: 2,911

    SwitchBlade327
    Member

    I'm 22....hahaha...Can never have too many old farts on here though, more people that might be able to answer the stupid questions 22 year olds ask.
     
  17. [ QUOTE ]
    Porknbeaner, welcome to the HAMB. Seems like your fitting right in around here. Glad to have ya aboard.

    Spent a week in your fair city last year. Had a nice time with some great local folks. Your town has some of the best BBQ around. Looking forward to our paths crossing in the future.


    Old Racer; Happy early birthday to you... and I LOVE your signature [​IMG]

    [/ QUOTE ]

    [​IMG]Yea, I got that from my ol' man. He, called me some other things, but always said I was a Pork'n'Beaner. Listen, if I can do to help with your top leme know. Don't want you to be******** unless ya wanna be. [​IMG]

    if it don't get ya dirty it aint yours
     
  18. [ QUOTE ]
    I'm 22....hahaha...Can never have too many old farts on here though, more people that might be able to answer the stupid questions 22 year olds ask.

    [/ QUOTE ]

    no stupid questions, well perhaps.
    Thanks
     
  19. Alfster
    Joined: Jan 15, 2002
    Posts: 1,174

    Alfster
    Member

    <font color="red">From one old fart to another, Welcome [​IMG]

    Never regret growing old. Too many are denied the pleasure </font>
     
  20. EEEWWWwwww! You ate goldchainer food. [​IMG] [​IMG]

    Did you get a queasy feeling in the stomach and a urge to put a set of 20's on the front and a set of 23's on the back of the effie? [​IMG]

    Welcome to the HAMB!

    I'm just a pup @ 37 y/o
     
  21. Naw I eat stuff a Billy Goat won't eat. Ha.

    Hoops on the F Truck? Never crossed my mind, although I did get a twinge of haul it to someone to redesign and build it for me. Lets see a second and third morgage... [​IMG] I wonder what color they'd make it. [​IMG]

    if it don't make ya dirty it aint yours
     
  22. I saved a fart in a jar somewhere back in 1971. I think that's the oldest current fart? [​IMG]

    Travis
     
  23. fab32
    Joined: May 14, 2002
    Posts: 13,985

    fab32
    Member Emeritus

    Just turned 59, I'm not even in the running. Oh Well! If I stick around long enough maybe some of you more seasoned veterans will drop by the wayside.

    Frank
     
  24. RustyPile
    Joined: Jan 27, 2003
    Posts: 66

    RustyPile
    Member

    I'm 60 and still playing little league with the grandkids.. I've been "basically retired" since I was 50 and that's about when people started calling me "old Fart" so I guess that qualifies you.. Just watch out for 286merc.. He's the grumpiest old fart in the bunch..

    Oh yeah.. Welcome to the zoo...
     
  25. old beet
    Joined: Sep 25, 2002
    Posts: 5,750

    old beet
    Member

    Welcome, I'm only 62. Wife calls me "old fart". And I'm startin to get grumpy. Still play cars.....OLDBEET
     
  26. Skate Fink
    Joined: Jul 31, 2001
    Posts: 3,472

    Skate Fink
    Member Emeritus

    53......but factor in all the drugs and I have a LOT of milage! [​IMG] (I think you "kids" call 'em trips??)
     

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