Quotations of interest to our....."types".

" How old would ya be if you didn't know how old you was?" ...Sachel Paige...(sp)

 

If I can't fix it - It aint broke

 

Which leads us to:
If it ain't broke, I can't afford it.

 

When oppurtunity knocks, it is typically wearing overalls and looks alot like work- Benjamin "kickass!" Franklin.


conversley


"A man that does what he loves for a living will never work a day in his life!"
-My Grandpa.
(although I am sure he probably stole it from Ben)


one last good one...hehe
"You can make a pretty good name from Kustoms,but you can retire on Muscle cars."
Jason Kidd. Flyrite. Bitchin'!

 

How bout...
"If it dont go ... chrome it"
or
"turbos are neat, injection hard to beat, but when I gotta get goin I'd rather be blown"

 

Henry Ford....

" We use transverse springs in Ford cars for the same reason we use round wheels, because we have found nothng better for the purpose."

CC

 

"When my ship comes in, I'll be at the airport" - Rodney Dangerfield


Mutt

 

"it is better to stand, fight and die then it is to kneel, beg and live"
Garland Skaggs

 

I had that problem when I started here. What happens if you type in all caps the program automatically makes it like that. I dont think their doing intentionally. I know from experience. Just my 2 cents!

 

Shit Happens
Will Rogers

Speed costs money how fast do ya wanna go.
JC Lorentz (and probably others)

My personal favorite

Take an aeronautical intercourse at a tumbling piece of pastry.
Author unkown

 

What!

 

My work related, best quote was given by my master millwright when I was in training " If you can't fix it.f**k it up so bad, nobody else can either.
Has often been applied by my co-workers. But not me,I wouldn't do that.
Really, well sometimes, But only when I have too.

 

"We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we
created them." - Albert Einstein


"Never argue with an idiot, they'll bring you down to their level and beat you
with experience." - Unknown


"A complex system that does not work is often found to have evolved from a
simple system that worked just fine." - also Unknown

 

We do things 3 ways here:
GOOD
FAST
CHEAP
you pick 2 thats all you get.

ie. if you want it good and cheap it wont get done fast, and so on.

 

Arguing online is like playing in the special olympics.
Even if you win your still retarded.

 

From my dad:

"You can polish a turd all day long...and at the end of the day it's still a turd".

 

"The best wrenches I own is my hammer collection"
My friend as we were working one day on my rockbuggy six beers into it.

 

That car looks good from a far, but far from good.

she's a 2 at 10 and a 10 at 2

 

"if it aint broke, break it then fix it"

or any short distance refered to as a "cunt hair" such as when missing a shot playing pool "that was about a cunt hair from going in"

 

there is also a RCH,red cunt hair, its a little thicker

 

If it ain't broke.. You're not trying..
Red Green

Hey punk.. Is that your mommy's car?
MY friend from highschool who I NEVER go drinking with anymore

Shawn

 

My close re-quote, recent favorite, I got from here, but I don't know from who:

" Happiness aint' having everything you want - it's wanting everything you have..."

Oh yeah !

Powerband

 

PnB,
I heard it this way:

"Take an aviated, integrated intercourse at a motivated pastry."

But that was too, too many years ago.
Others I've heard differently,
"Measure with a micrometer, mark with crayon and cut with cutting torch."
"If you argue with a fool, people won't be able to tell which one is the fool."

For those of you who are rodeo fans, a quote from Donny Gay, World Champion Bull Rider:
"You know the bull rider is in trouble when his Justins are above his Wranglers."

 

I'll show you that
A Cadillac
Is not a car to scorn

"Beep Beep"

 

"I'm not real smart, but I can lift heavy things" ---LUX BLUE

 

Whether you think you can or you can't, you're right.- Mr Ford.

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. Mr Franklin.

And the ones below too.

Jay

 

Jack not my name..Jack my job.

 

"The reason the mainstrem is thought of as a stream is because of it's shallowness."

-George Carlin