Quotations of interest to our....."types".

The only way to not make mistakes is to not do anything

-Gramps

 

Everytime you masturbate, a kitten kills a retard.

I don't know who said it, or how it applies here, but goddammit... its funny...



JOE

 

Busier than jumper cables on the (Choctaw) reservation.

Have also heard a variation..Busier than jumper cables at a gypsy funeral.

 

He's so small minded he could play Sea-Hunt in the toliet.

Alligator mouth, humming bird ass.

That boy's a taco short of being a comgination plate.

 

Wives are like rubbers:
If they're not on your d1ck ,they're in your wallet!

 

The quintessential quote from a Hot Rodder to a Purist.

"""Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke"""

 

Same scenario Dewey, OK StrayKats 2006.
“She sure knows how to buy a sweater” - Rashy
My Dad literally laughed until he cried.

FF

 

remembering to complement the first girl you ever danced with..
"your sweaty underarm doesn't smell real bad for a fat girl"
....smack right in the mouth

and "did your dog die."

 

I heard this one on the radio the other day...

"If I'd asked people what they wanted, they would have asked for a better horse." Henry Ford

And one that an earlier post reminded me of...
"Kit cars are like fake tits, you know they ain't real but they're still fun to play with." Unknown

 

I worked in an Amoco part time with a high school girl named Casy. This is her line about some of the people she had to deal with as cashier:
"If it wasn't for Mustangs, the nerds wouldn't have anything to drive."