Quotations of interest to our....."types".

The only way to not make mistakes is to not do anything

-Gramps

 

Everytime you **********, a kitten kills a retard.

I don't know who said it, or how it applies here, but goddammit... its funny...



JOE

 

Busier than jumper cables on the (Choctaw) reservation.

Have also heard a variation..Busier than jumper cables at a gypsy funeral.

 

He's so small minded he could play Sea-Hunt in the toliet.

Alligator mouth, humming bird ***.

That boy's a taco short of being a comgination plate.

 

Wives are like rubbers:
If they're not on your d1ck ,they're in your wallet!

 

The quintessential quote from a Hot Rodder to a Purist.

"""**** 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke"""

 

Same scenario Dewey, OK StrayKats 2006.
“She sure knows how to buy a sweater” - Rashy
My Dad literally laughed until he cried.

FF

 

remembering to complement the first girl you ever danced with..
"your sweaty underarm doesn't smell real bad for a fat girl"
....smack right in the mouth

and "did your dog die."

 

I heard this one on the radio the other day...

"If I'd asked people what they wanted, they would have asked for a better horse." Henry Ford

And one that an earlier post reminded me of...
"Kit cars are like fake ***s, you know they ain't real but they're still fun to play with." Unknown

 

I worked in an Amoco part time with a high school girl named Casy. This is her line about some of the people she had to deal with as cashier:
"If it wasn't for Mustangs, the nerds wouldn't have anything to drive."