Hot Rods Quotes to live by...

I teach at a trades school for apprenticeship training and it’s hard enough with the young people, I can’t imagine what grade school teachers go through


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Colder than a well diggers ass.
The buck Stops Here. Harry Truman
Two big dogs chasing another dog. One big dog to the other "Ain't this a Bitch? The other big dog replies "It better be"
"If wishes were horses beggars would ride." MOM
One time ,when I was about 14/15 riding home with my dad, in his 36 chevy, we got into a heated discussion. Just as we pulled into the driveway & stopped he said something that pissed me off. I then said well "Like father like son" I knew better but didn't give a red rats ass & open the door, jumped out rather hastily & took of running .I got out about3/4 yards when a brick went sail past my head. Never said that again.
I shit you not
Mom would say another that has been mentioned but worth repeating "Wish in one hand & shit in the other & see which gets filled first"
If it ain't broke don't fix it

 

I had a handful of good teachers. I had a lot more who shouldn't meet me in a dark alley ...

No-one can earn and demand my respect. It's one or the other.

 

... or not, as the case may be. More accurately, only a person who risks or doesn't in accordance with their own assessment of risk is free.

 

I like your version better Ned.

 

“The idea of finding beauty in imperfection is not merely an aesthetic principle, but a way of seeing the world, a philosophy to guide you.”
"Wabi Sabi" principle idea... or "What you see is what you get..."

“Sitting, while the grass grows by itself”

Hello,

This was an experiment gone awry. It was a test between Seed and Sod. After much thought, the sod wins in speed and elapsed time. “Can’t mow in the rain, sprinkles or fog, so the time moves on, as does the grass.”

(Literally…as spoken by Rob Lowe in "Parks and Recreation" )

Jnaki
Cars sit in the garage, the grass continues its life, regardless...

Our mighty “guard dog” securing the perimeter…

 

2 I like to think I live by,

“Make the most of what you have,this ain’t no practice run”

“Most lucky people make their luck”

 

Grumpy old aircraft mechanic, which I am now, once told me, "We're not building a church!"

 

"I would`nt shit you.You`re my favorite turd".
Good luck.Have fun.Be safe.
Leo

 

I don't care what they say about me
as long as it isn't true.

 

Just remember the mother's curse, when you grow up I hope you have kid's that are just like you

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"If you had half a brain, you'd be twice as smart."

 

Wise old bull and young bull on top of a hill, heifers down below. Young bull says "lets run down the hill and screw the nicest one in the bunch". Wise old bull says "lets walk down and screw them all".

 

We've all heard the Forrest Gump,"life is like a box of chocolates" I changed it to "life is like a load of horseshit, you know you'er gonna get it, you just don't know how much."

 

My dad used to say,
Life is like a shit sandwich,,, the more bread you have the less shit you have to eat.

Here's one to live by,
Always Treat your wife like she's still your girlfriend.

 

Burn Out Bob, we had a different take on “Colder than a well digger’s ass” in Chicago, I think it may have originated with the brothers on the South Side.

Colder than a witch’s tit.

 

"Every day has a night, every week has a weekend. Don't tell me you don't have time".
A boss once told me when I was complaining I didn't have time to finish a project.

"If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses.”
Henry Ford

"The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help."
President Ronald Reagan

 

"Don't let the door knob hit you in the ass on your way out."
No shit Dick Tracy
OL "Honest Abe" had a bunch of good ones.
Grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.

 

Life is like a shit sandwich, the more bread you have the less shit you have to eat.
(Bread meaning money if you weren't around back then)

 

Wife, kids, laundry, house keeping, grocery shopping, writing checks paying bills, lawn mowing, leaky faucet or some other stupid fire to put out- daily commute shit shower shave sit down for dinner and rest and then Sunday is the Lords day.
Doesn't leave much time

 

We have a couple of guard Yorkies as well.
Heart of a lion, brain of a mouse!
These two are our second & third in our short line of pets.
Best damn dogs ever!
Not to mention they fit great in almost any hot rod.

 

Don't let the door hit you where the Lord split you

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If it weren't for the last minute nothing would ever get done.

 

Corollary; If you want something done, ask a busy man.

 

a man that never made a mistake......is a man that never did anything

work smart before working hard

 

"If you're going to kick my ass you better bring your lunch"
When I got my first Harley my dad told me"Son you best lend them your money,wife or tools BUT not your bike"
I didn't listen loaned it to my younger brother & he rolled it totaling it ended up in the hospital with broken ribs & fractured shoulder blade. When I went to see him he looked like a mummy. Never paid me back either. We don't talk to each other very much to this day. He also blew up a V/8 60 I loaned him nothing back on that one either. Did I mention that we don't talk to each other very much. We call him "Jughead". That is another story from his youth.

 

I never repeat other's mistakes. I make all new mistakes.

 

"When life gives you lemons........... make an omlette."

 

"Without ugliness there'd be no beauty"