Hot Rods Quotes to live by...

"Complexity can be a trap." Paul Desmond.

I think about this a LOT in my own sax playing and in music AND life.

The full quote: "Complexity can be a trap. You can have a ball developing a phrase, inverting it, playing it in different keys and times and all. But it's really more introspective than communicative. Like a crossword puzzle compared to a poem."

 

“Birthdays are the gift that don’t need to be unwrapped” - Moselli

 

NEVER UNDER ESTIMATE A COMFORTABLE TOILET SEAT..

 

always marry a girl with small hands ......

IF IT WERE N'T FOR BAD LUCK,,
I WOULD HAVE NO LUCK AT ALL

 

" Boy, I'm going to get after you like thunder gets after lighting "
Festus Hagen

 

"Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise." Ted Turner

 

If you're going through hell ... keep going!

 

I got that on a shirt

 

Each day is a gift, that’s why they call it the present

 

The personal quote I live by: "It can't be that hard, I have seen the people who do it!"

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I'm going to Hell from looking at your avatar..

 

I think I have seen this one in a HAMBer's signature somewhere, and I think it's a good one -

"It ain't as easy as I make it look."

I have been doing a bunch of hardcore manual labor around the house for the last week or so, building a deck and generally lifting stuff that is way too heavy for one guy to do alone by himself. So for the last week, at the end of each day and then again in the morning of the following day, I have been feeling like I have been run over by a truck . When I come shambling out of the bedroom each morning walking like the Swamp Thing, my wife will ask me how I am feeling...and most days I tell her this - "Getting old ain't for sissies!"

Man, I'm getting old...

 

We’ve been doing so much with so little for so long that we can now do anything with nothing in no time.


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my version, - that I’ve lived by for years is......”it’s easier than I make it look, - but it’s not easy to make it look this difficult”.

 

Everybody turns into an asshole when they get drunk.

 

I thought I made a mistake once but then I found out I was wrong.

 

I feel like I was shot at and missed.... shit at and hit!

 

If you don't do stupid things when your young you will have nothing to smile about when your older.

 

...no wonder I'm smiling 'most all the time.

 

See my signature.
Good luck.Have fun.Be safe.
Leo

 

The impossible just takes a little longer

 

waitress come running over, "Anybody know CPR"?
I said YEAH, I know the whole Alphabet,
We ALL laughed and laughed, >>>>. Well, ALL but ONE guy !!!!!

 

My HAMB Signature:
"Get in high and hold it till you run out of gas, track or sack!"

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If you can't swim don't jump in. In my case if I ended up "in" I'd have to sink to the bottom and walk out.

 

“He who eats the fastest gets the mostest” My grandpa.

 

Ain't we got all the fools in town on our side? And ain't that a big enough majority in any town? - Mark Twain

 

THE LONGER THE MARRIAGE, the shorter the kiss.

If a guy opens the car door for a woman, Its either a new car, Or a new woman.....?

 

If your chasing a dog, please let it be a canine...

 

The way I am feeling.
"I feel like I have been eaten by a coyote and shit off of a cliff"

 

I used to wish I had a normal family instead of a bunch of lying thieving backstabbing bastards. Then I found out that was a normal family.