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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Boneyard51, Apr 2, 2018.

  1. verde742
    Joined: Aug 11, 2010
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    “They”. Told me “ get lots while yer young”. .., I thought “they” meant. Real estate!!!! DARN. !!! ALL I PASSED UP !!!
     
  2. Tow Truck Tom
    Joined: Jul 3, 2018
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    from Clayton DE

    Well I was told this came from Twain,,, But I can't prove it
    "It is far easier to fool a man, than to convince him that he has been fooled"
     
  3. Rusty O'Toole
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    Living in a trailer park of sense... looking out the window at a tornado of stupidity.
     
  4. 41 GMC K-18
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    "Money cant buy you love, but it can be rented"

    hot devil money.jpeg your wife called (2).JPG
     
  5. Clydesdale
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    Don't hold your nose and sneeze with your mouth closed! o_O
     
  6. Spanish: "El diablo sabe por diablo, pero más sabe por viejo"
    Translate: "The devil knows because he is the devil, but he knows even more because he is old"

    From the book:
    The Gaucho Martín Fierro
    Poem by José Hernández

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martín_Fierro

    What is a South American cowboy called?

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    Gaucho, the nomadic and colourful horseman and cowhand of the Argentine and Uruguayan Pampas (grasslands), who flourished from the mid-18th to the mid-19th century and has remained a folk hero similar to the cowboy in western North America.
     
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  7. 41 GMC K-18
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  8. atch
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    The line in your signature "Foolproof is no obstacle, to a talented Fool" is quite similar to my late friends favorite saying: "nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool."
     
  9. 41 GMC K-18
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    Indeed, different word paths, but the same destination in the end!
     
  10. gene-koning
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    History is written by the people that won the war.
    There is no such thing as foolproof, fools take such things as a challenge.
    Unbreakable means your not trying hard enough (could be related to the one above).
    "I never saw that coming," is often a statement from someone not paying enough attention. Getting old comes faster then you think it will.
    Life was not meant to be run in the rat race.
     
  11. Boneyard51
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    That reminds me of many conversations I had with my chief. The troops were tearing things up! He asked me to make things “fool proof”! My reply was….” Why don’t we eliminate the fools”





    Bones
     
  12. drtrcrV-8
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    I do like one of Robert Heinlein's quotes : "Never appeal to a man's better nature as he may not have one! Appeal to his self interest instead : this gives you leverage..."
     
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  13. patsurf
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    pretty shrewd saying!!
     
  14. atch
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    atch
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    -old age.jpg
     
  15. GasserTodd
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    Lifes a shit sammich sometimes,

    and guess what?

    Its lunchtime
     
  16. deathrowdave
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    from NKy

    Ain’t got the sense God gave a piss ant .
    Wouldn’t spend a penny to watch a piss ant eat a bale of hay .
    Ain’t got enough sense to pour piss out of his boots with the directions written on the bottom .
     
  17. My grandfather used to say: He who saves... always has! The problem was finding that when we needed it.
     
  18. CSPIDY
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    Taken from the used car salesman manual
     
  19. 41 GMC K-18
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  20. Boneyard51
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    I can relate to that! My service truck had a tool bed on it with six boxes on it plus a bed. It was full of everything! Tools, parts, wire, metal…and I could always find something in there to get the job done….most of the time! When that truck was passed down to my assistant, he being the neat freak he was, stsrted removing everything I had collected, untill the tool bed was completely empty except for his hand held tool box!
    Different strokes for different folks…..I guess!




    Bones
     
  21. Many immigrants arrived with only a suitcase in hand... One of my grandfathers came from Italy when he was 9 years old and the other, who was a carpenter, was a native and for them it was a different era than mine! In which every washer, or piece of lead, glass, nail, screw counted!

    "Hard times create strong men. Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men. And, weak men create hard times."
     
  22. Sharpone
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    ^^^^ True
    Dan
     
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  23. patsurf
    Joined: Jan 18, 2018
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    patsurf

    wonderful quote!
     
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  24. jnaki
    Joined: Jan 1, 2015
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    “It is no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then…”


    Hello,

    In looking back to the old days of 1953 when we moved into our larger (900 S.F. vs 600 S.F. ) house closer to our elementary school, it definitely was “the” place that kept our memories alive and kicking to this day.
    The first house was a definite step up from a small 25 foot long trailer. the craftsman style was nice and the yard was outstanding for the two young brothers to go outside and play all day. But, our mom decided that the house was too small as we were growing by leaps and bounds.


    I was a 9 year old kid with a few years of playing around as little kids do. But, now, new friends and neighborhood crept into the daily life until the college days and beyond. Even after my wife and I met in college, got married a couple of years later and had our own dinky apartment. Those events created their own history. But, we both continued to visit the “old homestead” that started in 1953.
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    It wasn’t a Craftsman Style, but, later on we found out it was one of the earliest tract homes built in Long Beach. By 1953, from the worst time in 1952 school year to the best time for a new direction in activities, this house was the base for all future development.

    It had to be the new environment, new friends, new steps to expanding our horizons that made it what it was and continued to be until we sold the house 45 years later in 1998. YRMV

    Jnaki

    So, yes, I was a different person back then. Developing the continued basic skills necessary for the future steps from junior high school, high school teenage years and into adult hood with a family of our own. It was all a “Circle Game” noted by Joni Mitchell and Tom Rush in their versions of the famous song.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9VoLCO-d6U Joni Mitchell

    Https://Www.Youtube.Com/Watch?V=Vpxzd19zi3g Tom Rush

    Sixteen springs and sixteen summers gone now
    Cartwheels turn to car wheels thru the town
    And they tell him take your time it won't be long now
    Till you drag your feet to slow the circles down

    And the seasons they go round and round
    And the painted ponies go up and down
    We're captive on the carousel of time
    We can't return we can only look
    Behind from where we came
    And go round and round and round
    In the circle game

    So the years spin by and now the boy is twenty
    Though his dreams have lost some grandeur coming true
    There'll be new dreams maybe better dreams and plenty
    Before the last revolving year is through

     

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