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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by The Shocker, Jun 25, 2009.

  1. RoadsterRod1930
    Joined: Jun 15, 2005
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    toker toker tire smoker
     
  2. stlouisgasser
    Joined: Sep 4, 2005
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    Hey, how about......you ready now.......DART VADER!
     
  3. MCINK
    Joined: May 26, 2007
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    Considering what your profile says your occupation is, how about
    "Non-Ferous"?
     
  4. Roadsir
    Joined: Jun 3, 2006
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    Dart Attack, Dart Bored...Lame, Poison Dart is cool.
     
  5. The Shocker
    Joined: Dec 30, 2004
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    Keep them names coming guys and thanks for the imput .I cant wait to see what lots of people have on their mind for a name for the old girl .Im sure i will get alot of poor attemps at humor as well ,but its worth it for a good name down the side of the Dart.Thanks again to most of you...
     
  6. Would it have to be a hemi to call it "white elephant"?

    I do like poison dart. Put a turbo or supercharger on it and call it "blow dart"
     
  7. Paint a red Starsky stripe on it and call it Hutch. Don't forget the red light to put on the top. Do you have a leather jacket?
     

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  8. todd_a
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    "The Darterminator"

    [​IMG]
     
  9. Gasser1961
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  10. Jupiter Zone
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  11. Dat Dirty Rat
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    Lil SnowBALLZY

    Pop Dart...or The Leodart (like leotard) Blu Biyou...or...Dart Gone Wild...Dartboard...Dartin' Bye...

    Hold on..ran out beer..be back later
     
  12. TexasHardcore
    Joined: May 30, 2003
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    I would just call it "Tranquilizer". Because it's already a Dart. I can see the letters painted across the door and quarter panel just like it was '68. "Tranquilizer" sounds like it would have been a name on a car back then too, not some dorky catch phrase or witty name. Just simple, and to the point.


    And I think it's cool as hell, Darts fuckin rule.
     
  13. mineseats9
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    "Dartemis Pyle", "Hat Trick", "Dart Left", "Dartsy Fartsy", "Redart", or "Dart Pepper"
     
  14. Dat Damn Dart

    Darty Farty
     
  15. A 31 MO FO
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    A 31 MO FO
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    How about :

    old dart fart, white turd, and R U GAY?
     
  16. TexasHardcore,
    Yeah, "TRANQUALIZER" in big gasser style goldleaf!
     
  17. jim_ss409
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  18. 56sedandelivery
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    "Poison Dart" sounds about right. One of my first visits to a drag strip was to the Wednesday Night Grudge Races at Seattle International Raceway (now, once again called Pacific Raceways) in the late 60's. There was an old, beat up, late 30's, early 40's Chevrolet pick up truck there. Rust, dents, black primer paint, steel painted wheels. It was called "the Janitor", the name was lettered haphazardly on the doors in white paint. 427 engine, TH 400 trans, 12 bolt, big slicks, and running LOW 12's. Had an old broom stuck in one post hole behind the cab, a shovel in the other. Sure impressed this 16 year old kid. That name has always been stuck in my mind. Up here in the Seattle area, there are what are called "DART" buses; "Dial A Ride Transportation", city/county vehicles for impoverished and elderly folks. Maybe paint it up Ramchargers style. Then there was Wild Bill Schrewsberry and his line of L.A. Darts. Where are you from? "X Dart", with an L.A. Dart paint scheme. Another, the "Dirty Dart". Or, with the red "headlights", the "Red Eye Express". Butch/56sedandelivery.
     
  19. Some of the names suggested are waaayyy too obvious.

    Supercalifragilistic Expialidartcious
     
  20. low budget
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    from Central Ky

    Ive got it!
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    Chutin Dart!.......To be honest I dont like the red headlights on the dart either, even though they do look good on some, but thats just my .02 its your car;)
     

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  21. D'oh! Another Race Track
     

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  22. DocWatson
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    My radio must be broken. I tried all day turning knobs and the head lights didn't change colour!:eek:

    Anyway, I just cant believe its page 3 and no one has offered up the HAMB staple for car names, c'mon guy's who's slipping here!
    Doc.
     
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  23. poofus1929
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    "Bad Influence"
     
  24. Old6rodder
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    D'Artagnan.
    Nah, too French. :D

    Badditude.
     
  25. Lucky Burton
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  26. "Vanilla Twist" "Vanilla Shake" "French Vanilla" or now "Italian Vanilla"
    "Vanilla Ice" sorry " Vanilla Dart" "DARTanion" "The Dart Game"
    "Casper" "The Ghost Rider" "Chevart" "Dart Bored" "Dart Ahead"
    "Darts Anyone?" "The Dart Rider" "Spooky" and from the past "Plain Vanilla"
    "Super Dart" "Texas Dart" "Lone Star Dart" Lone Star Beer sponsor???

    Wants some more? I have coffee.............
     
  27. LarzBahrs
    Joined: Apr 11, 2009
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    Actually white elephant fits it, like a white elephant party, nobody has a use for a mopar with a chebby :D
    Just knocking ya, poison dart sounds bad ass but then again i like the albino to so dont listen to me.
     
  28. James Maxwell
    Joined: May 6, 2006
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    James Maxwell
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    from So-Cal

    OK I had no idea it was that fast, so make it "Super Slug" done in big bold letters.
     

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