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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by bigblock225slant6, May 11, 2009.

  1. williebill
    Joined: Mar 1, 2004
    Posts: 3,481

    williebill
    Member

    ..and as far as weed destroying your memory, I kill on Cash Cab and Jeopardy



    .......................
     
  2. 302GMC
    Joined: Dec 15, 2005
    Posts: 8,475

    302GMC
    Member
    from Idaho

    My '64 - '67 California plate #s ...
    F24 526 - '50 Chev 3100
    BOR 610 - '52 Chev 2dr
    KMS 593 - '50 Merc coupe
    CFL 631 - '50 Olds wagon
    LBT 677 - '54 Chev Hdtp
    KVF 049 - '57 Dodge Coronet Hdtp
    A 3707904 Corvette exhaust manifold cost $22.10 in 1968.
    Corvair baldies fit Buick wheels.
    Britanny Spaniels are suicidal.
    When you street race the deputy sheriff's red '57 Buick Century ragtop in Tiajuana, you go to jail even if he beats you.
    12 shots of Jack Daniels qualifies you to pull your own teeth.
     
  3. Toby Denham
    Joined: Jul 18, 2007
    Posts: 3,944

    Toby Denham
    Member
    from Georgia

    Prime the oil pump ... have the ignition timing close ... and fill the carb bowls before firing a new motor.
     
  4. Toby Denham
    Joined: Jul 18, 2007
    Posts: 3,944

    Toby Denham
    Member
    from Georgia

    My driver's licence number and social socurity number: 23612490 ... oh, wait ... forget you saw that! :D
     
  5. ****, push, bang, blow.
     
  6. Boyd Who
    Joined: Nov 9, 2001
    Posts: 2,196

    Boyd Who
    Member

    35442 - my NSRA membership # when I joined up back in 1978. Dropped my membership in 1982 when I got into bikes, joined up again in 1992 when I had my t-bucket and managed to get the same #. I dropped my membership again in 2002 after NSRA pulled out of Spokane.
     
  7. Yup.
    SF.
     
  8. BigO
    Joined: Jun 21, 2006
    Posts: 3,459

    BigO
    Member Emeritus

    The tag # on my '65 Fairlane in 1978 was LBJ-291. Not sure why I still know that?!?!!
     
  9. 29SX276
    Joined: Oct 19, 2003
    Posts: 469

    29SX276
    Member

    Wear clean underwear.
     
  10. BigO
    Joined: Jun 21, 2006
    Posts: 3,459

    BigO
    Member Emeritus

    The color I painted that same '65 Fairlane in '80 was '79 Trans Am "Dark Blue Poly". The beer aint killed all them cells yet!
     
  11. Fordguy78
    Joined: Apr 2, 2009
    Posts: 557

    Fordguy78
    Member

    I remember wheel patterns real well,
    5x5 1/2 = '50s and up Ford truck and later Dodge truck.
    5x4 1/2 = Ford car and early Dodge truck and most Dodge cars
    5x5 = Early Olds and Pontiac. maybe Cadillac too, can't remember that!:D
    5x4 3/4 = late GM
     
  12. BigO
    Joined: Jun 21, 2006
    Posts: 3,459

    BigO
    Member Emeritus

    If you let the smoke out of the wiring in your car, you may have problems...
     
  13. 51Koffin
    Joined: Apr 28, 2009
    Posts: 9

    51Koffin
    Member
    from California

    the 90 degree pcv valve is fv184 in fram or cv774c in Delco
    the GT40 upper intake plenum is MS95953 in Fel-Pro
    the 4L80 has 17 bolts the 4L60 has 16
    gas tank float in Stewart Warner is PN 429354
    the PN on the universal 30A relay everyone is always looking for is 0227209150 in Bosch
     
  14. 1950ChevySuburban
    Joined: Dec 20, 2006
    Posts: 6,185

    1950ChevySuburban
    Member Emeritus
    from Tucson AZ

    326-3091 my parents phone number that we had when I was in kindergarten. It changed after first grade.

    Bad
    Boys
    ****
    Our
    Young
    Girls
    But
    Violet
    Gives
    Willingly

    resistor color code, 0-9
    Black, brown, red, orange, yellow, green, blue, violet, grey, white
     
  15. Darker than the inside of a black cow.

    Uff Da!!
    Hot plate
    Borrow me some money
    So are ya gonna go then
    leftsa
    Lutifisk
    Oh ya.
    Go Twins
    Bud Grant
    The Foshay
    Lakes, Hamms, Grain Belt, Schmit
    Prince,
    MST3K
    Things that are minnesotan and not in Kansas.
     
  16. 62nova
    Joined: Jul 13, 2008
    Posts: 348

    62nova
    Member

    Getting spanked by my third grade teacher.
     
  17. SDhotrod
    Joined: Oct 11, 2008
    Posts: 668

    SDhotrod
    Member

    Biological cl***ifications:
    Kingdom
    Phylum
    Cl***
    Order
    Family
    Genus
    Species

    The only thing I remember from college... Oh yeah and "don't mix the g**** and the grain".
     
  18. oilslinger53
    Joined: Apr 17, 2007
    Posts: 2,500

    oilslinger53
    Member
    from covina CA

    was he hot?
     
  19. david j smith
    Joined: Nov 11, 2008
    Posts: 25

    david j smith
    Member

    Worked in a parts store for years. The difference in a chevy and a gmc truck around 1970, the inner tie rod on a chevy will be the outer tie rod on the gmc.They flipped the ***embly. On a 1970 ford truck with a fe engine, If the truck has rear dual wheels, it will make a difference in the length of the alternator belt. My first car was a 68 mustang, tag# 5-R3360 in 1976. I still have the tag
     
  20. RichG
    Joined: Dec 8, 2008
    Posts: 3,919

    RichG
    Member

    I can NEVER remember that one for more than 5 minutes!

    But... Soak A Toe-a

    SOH
    CAH
    TOA
    Sine=Opposite/Hypotenuse
    Cosine=Adjacent/Hypotenuse
    Tangent=Opposite/Adjacent
     
  21. crook
    Joined: Oct 10, 2007
    Posts: 375

    crook
    Member
    from Winder,Ga

    :DThe tag # on my old bronco, chick at the counter of the Bulldog Inn made me write it down everytime I checked in with my girlfriend. Then she'd quote me a scripture about the devil roaming the earth... What did she think we were doing?;)
     
  22. fridaynitedrags
    Joined: Apr 17, 2009
    Posts: 402

    fridaynitedrags
    Member

    1. Our phone number in 1957 was OR-1186.
    2. Betty Willis got my cherry.
    3. I could start my '48 Tudor with a 50-cent piece applied to the posts of the starter switch.
    4. A '59 Lark 259 V8 three-speed will wind 50 mph in first gear and 85 in second.
    5. Eight guys will fit into a '47 Dodge 4-dr. sedan.
     

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  23. DAMN this is great, this thread will save someones life one day.. or at least their sanity.. it will be the last thing they will look at when searching for the awncer to the problem that has been screwing with them for months. hahahaha
    keep it up. im going to copy down some of this and make a tiny book, it's going to be a door prize.
     
  24. Castr8r
    Joined: Mar 10, 2006
    Posts: 121

    Castr8r
    Member Emeritus

    Two shorts and a long- our ring on the party line when I was in hi school
    RA 17659371- Service number
    8465- serial no. of M-14 I carried while stationed in Germany
    Don't strike a match on a blasting cap...
     
  25. lentz automotive
    Joined: Jan 31, 2009
    Posts: 98

    lentz automotive
    Member

    4d-6100 license# of my first 57 chevy - 40yrs ago.
    ph# in 1963 - 658 -3788
     
  26. 7013008 - Rochester two bbl #.

    COLA - Close, Open, Lights, Alarm.

    10 1/2" Venturi area.

    B-44.

    North bus Big Creek, South bus steam, Saugus on Big Creek.

    64 Zulu turning final for 3-0.

    The ribbons are floating on the windward side.

    The 14 step.

    Losing a gold bar in a trash can.

    Throwing a small switchblade at a horsefly on grandma's wooden fence and sticking him dead center.


    Getting pissed at sister at age nine, threw a flathead valve spring at her feet, it bounced up, hit her forehead, cut her a good one and she still has the scar.

    Beating sister to the ba*****t bathroom in the Carbon Canyon oil field company house where grandma lived.
    Slammed and locked the door only to hear her pounding on it and screaming.
    Dad came down, told me to open the door and then I find sister had caught her fingers in the hinge side.

    Slammed her fingers in the car door once, this about two weeks after she'd done it to herself.
    She really screamed at that one.
    If wishes and curses came true I'd still be lying out there in the hot sand of a Modesto river.

    Doing school figures at the skating rink, we were skating backwards when our connected circles caused us to hit feet.
    Sister spun around just in time to hit her chin on the maple floor splitting it wide open.
    She's still got the scar from that one.
    I learned about ****erfly bandages and that sister had a helluva vocabulary.


    For a while there it was tough being my sister, but the day she threw a living room chair at me and it hit the wall half-way up, I decided that it was a good idea not to piss off sister any more....
     
  27. SquashThatFly
    Joined: Nov 24, 2005
    Posts: 723

    SquashThatFly
    Member

    its peanut ****er jelly time
     
  28. Roupe
    Joined: Feb 11, 2006
    Posts: 723

    Roupe
    Member

    867-5309 A Tommy Tutone song!
     
  29. oilslinger53
    Joined: Apr 17, 2007
    Posts: 2,500

    oilslinger53
    Member
    from covina CA

    like to hear the story beyhind that one!
     
  30. Zeke
    Joined: Mar 4, 2001
    Posts: 1,716

    Zeke
    Member

    1.4v to set off a 105mm tank primer M60A3 MBT

    battle site zero: Sabot 1200meters HEAT 900m

    Willy Pete rounds aka White Phosphorous travels the same ballistic path as the M240 7.62mm coaxial machine rds.

    Agony Misery and Heartbreak are all mother****ers

    do not use hot water to rehydrate wasabi

    dollar to won exchange ratio in May 1985: 825 won to the dollar. Bottle of OB beer 500 won

    rubbing your hands on stainless steel will remove the smell of garlic.

    I got my first speeding ticket on MacArthur blvd in front of the Chuckie cheese (SPFD IL)
     

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