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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by bigblock225slant6, May 11, 2009.

  1. bonez
    Joined: Jul 16, 2007
    Posts: 3,487

    bonez
    Member
    from Slow lane

    Oh man!!!
    Thats so true,and kinda Murphy's law related......:D:eek::D
     
  2. .036"... Starting point for plunger gap on Lucas Can-Am injection distributor. More gap means richer mixture.

    Mom's birthday.

    Falling out of my treehouse when I was 11. (Still afraid of heights to this day)
     
  3. retromotors
    Joined: Dec 10, 2008
    Posts: 1,045

    retromotors
    Member

    Idlewood 66691

    Family's phone number (our first!) circa 1955.
     
  4. mustang9093
    Joined: Dec 23, 2008
    Posts: 87

    mustang9093
    Member
    from Indiana

    10A10429....G1000 Moline tractor oil filter part #
     
  5. BJR
    Joined: Mar 11, 2005
    Posts: 11,280

    BJR
    Member

    Beachwood 45789
     
  6. Wowcars
    Joined: May 10, 2001
    Posts: 1,027

    Wowcars
    Member

    Pi is 3.141592654
    Fahrenheit to Celsius conversion is 22/7
    There are 42,952 bricks in the river walk of my hometown.
    15 will get you 10-20.
    And Dads wise Fatherly advise. "Never pick your nose in a Hot Rod. There's always someone lookin."
     
  7. Bob Dobolina
    Joined: Jul 27, 2006
    Posts: 332

    Bob Dobolina
    Member

    Kiss my ***....everyday Guess that line wasnt written in a leap year :cool:
     
  8. Andy Juelich
    Joined: Aug 17, 2009
    Posts: 37

    Andy Juelich
    Member

    J19LM, spark plug for a brigs and stratton 5hp lawn mower

    1-5-6-3-4-2-7-8 firing order for a Cadillac 500

    3401591, teachers p***word from middle school

    A 1949 Chrysler Windsor has left hand threads on the drivers side (always turn towards the back of the car)

    A 1984 Ford f-250 has left hand thread only on the drivers side rear tire
     
  9. MorganGT
    Joined: Jun 30, 2006
    Posts: 30

    MorganGT
    Member



    ....sure beats:

    jump

    pull

    oh ****.........












    splat!
     
  10. MEMPHIS RAT
    Joined: Feb 14, 2009
    Posts: 289

    MEMPHIS RAT
    BANNED

    never swallow gas as you siephen it, then decide to light up...
     
  11. Sphynx
    Joined: Jan 31, 2009
    Posts: 1,141

    Sphynx
    Member
    from Central Fl

    So youve owned some mopars !:D
     
  12. MEMPHIS RAT
    Joined: Feb 14, 2009
    Posts: 289

    MEMPHIS RAT
    BANNED

  13. Scott Danforth
    Joined: Dec 13, 2008
    Posts: 261

    Scott Danforth
    Member

    When working on a project, money cubed and time quadrupled.
     
  14. Old6rodder
    Joined: Jun 20, 2006
    Posts: 2,546

    Old6rodder
    Member
    from SoCal

    :D You forgot all the WOWs.

    :D And of course, Let's Screw, My Finger's Tired.
     
  15. billsill45
    Joined: Jul 15, 2009
    Posts: 784

    billsill45
    Member
    from SoCal

    Also:

    Goin' ta da Cities....
    Booya fundraisers
    binders (rubber bands)
    Cold Spring & Glueck S***e
    St.Paul Saints & Minnesota Fighting Saints hockey
    Harkins pool hall
    Minneapolis Lakers
     
  16. HA! Thats what ended my career as a soldier! Serious, 1000ft and a quick stop.

    Doc.
     
  17. El Caballo
    Joined: Mar 3, 2001
    Posts: 6,332

    El Caballo
    Member
    from Houston TX

    The VIN of my first car, 6T07T260885
     
  18. Ghost28
    Joined: Nov 23, 2008
    Posts: 3,192

    Ghost28
    Member

    1. Corner milk vending houses.
    2. Sunday chicken dinner.
    3. Sunday night watching disney with the whole family, and hoping it is cartoons.
    4. Robbing the rasberry bushes, or peach trees at my grandmas house.
    5. Cleaning your depends on the weekends. :D
    6. You cant pick up a turd from the clean end. :confused:
     
  19. RichG
    Joined: Dec 8, 2008
    Posts: 3,919

    RichG
    Member

    I always liked the one with the cougar:D
     
  20. dudley32
    Joined: Jan 2, 2008
    Posts: 2,163

    dudley32
    Member

    Sky King comes on at 7 am
     
  21. 32ratsass
    Joined: Dec 14, 2007
    Posts: 258

    32ratsass
    Member

    Only bet on sure things.

    Never play someone elses game.

    Diesel fuel tastes worse than gasoline!

    Donald Ducks license number is 313.

    (Now isn't that last one some usefull ****?):p;)
     
  22. Model A Mark
    Joined: Apr 30, 2008
    Posts: 1,321

    Model A Mark
    Member
    from dallas

    18436572
    head closest to the front is #1
    rotors turn clockwise
     
  23. hemiheadnc
    Joined: Nov 30, 2008
    Posts: 31

    hemiheadnc
    Member

    ...from Mr Ryders science cl*** in 1962...ROY G. BIV...the colors of a rainbow
    RED
    ORANGE
    YELLOW
    GREEN
    BLUE
    INDIGO
    VIOLET

    ...from my high school shop teacher...carburator spelled backwards is ROTARUBRAC ( rota-ruter-rac)

    ...from the Dodge dealership 1966-1969 run the valves on a slant six, you need a .010 for intake and .020 for exhaust

    ....from my Limited Modified Sportsman roundy pounder days a slant six .140 over (!!!!!) will take the same piston as a 194 Chev or a 289 Studi-Braker

    ...the same 140 over slant six will violently and repeatedly BLOW UP at 6800 rpm, and 6500 rpm and 6100 rpm and will live very well at 5600 when raced at 3/8 and 1/3 mile tracks on Saturday nite and Sunday afternoons

    ...the best advice I ever got from my mother-in-law was to remember that she taught my wife that it was OK for me to look, but if I ever TOUCHED...she would cut it off and put it in a pickle jar :eek:....I never had to ask what IT was and we've been married 32 years...

    ...when people ask why I need a 550 hp 426 HEMI for the street...well you all know the answer.............
     
  24. 64Cyclone
    Joined: Aug 30, 2009
    Posts: 1,496

    64Cyclone
    Member

    I think I had some **** mags hid in the trunk of the 64 Caliente I sold! :(
     
  25. 57 shaker
    Joined: Aug 2, 2008
    Posts: 316

    57 shaker
    Member
    from phx.az

    Three on the tree, four on the floor, and a fifth under the seat. Drive-in movies with the box of popcorn on my lap. Red rims, teardrop bubble skirts, Combed hair with a ducks *** in the back and a waterfall in the front, pack of Luckys rolled up in my white T-shirt sleeve,dice on the inside mirror and a 8 ball for a shifter handle.Those were the days.
     
  26. 1950Effie
    Joined: Sep 30, 2006
    Posts: 798

    1950Effie
    Member
    from no where

    A match book cover is exactly .018. The same setting for breaker point gap on most V8's.
     
  27. power58
    Joined: Sep 7, 2008
    Posts: 432

    power58
    Member

    Pontiac Engine rotors turn CCW
    1 joule = 1 watt second
    1.21 Jigawatts
    Zip Code Zone Improvement Plan
    Pinch Hitting for Padreo Borbone Manny Mota-Mota (add echo here)
    1 therm = 100000 BTU
    one white foot buy 'em
    two white feet try 'em
    three white feet be on the sly
    four white feet p***'em by
    BDR 529 Blues Mobile plate
    27 inches of water = 1 psi
     
  28. billsill45
    Joined: Jul 15, 2009
    Posts: 784

    billsill45
    Member
    from SoCal

    The first real hotrod that I ever saw (1954): Channeled Deuce 5w with a Cadillac OHV engine w/3-2's. Guy down the street had it ... never wanted to start. Pretty rare in Montana at the time.

    6: the number of quarts of oil (plus a couple of cans of STP) I added to my '56 Ford Customline Vic. driving from Western Montana to St.Cloud, MN in 1967.

    Riding in the neighbor's '58 DeSoto Adventurer (circa 1962) and learning why the speedometer numbers went so high. If you could find the car today, you could probably still see the **** pucker marks on the seat.
     
  29. damnfingers
    Joined: Sep 22, 2006
    Posts: 1,287

    damnfingers
    Member

    5987912

    My serial number when I joined the Navy in 1962...they said I'd never forget it and I never have.
     
  30. what about this old one: Loose Straps Means Floppy ***s:D:eek:
     

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