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RANT..What is with the L shirt being too S

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Shiftymutt, Jun 30, 2006.

  1. I'm getting fat too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  2. My boxer shorts are riding up my ***. What's up with that? This didn't happen when I could get Joe Boxers straight from the factory.
     
  3. KIRK!
    Joined: Feb 20, 2002
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    KIRK!
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    Yep, when I worked there the quality was top-notch
     
  4. corncobcoupe
    Joined: May 26, 2001
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    corncobcoupe
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    People who make them are a HELL of a lot smaller than we are so when they make them anything bigger than a 32 waist is a guess for them. Tryst Me on this - NO ****.

    Get my point.

    China does not have fat people except Sumo Wrestlers and there ain't enough of them to market clothes to.

    Chinese people can NOT imagine the amount of fat people the US has and that came straight from a Good friend who is from Taiwan.

    If it is made in China ( what isn't ) I usually wear a 2XL. If it is made in China I try to get a 3 or 4 XL because of SHRINK.

    I look like I fit in with everybody else, when in fact everybody else is 40Lbs overweight too.

    Cob
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  5. corncobcoupe
    Joined: May 26, 2001
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    corncobcoupe
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    Left over brown peanut ****er paist !!!!!!!

    BWHHAAAAA

    Cob
    Forum Moderator
     
  6. But on a Serious note... "What's the difference between a "MELVIN" and a "WEDGIE"...?????":confused:
     
  7. tysond
    Joined: Dec 6, 2003
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    tysond
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    Ahh, the Melvin, that would be a wedgie done from the front.
     
  8. 49Lincoln
    Joined: May 7, 2006
    Posts: 149

    49Lincoln
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    from SoCal

    ah...god ....i needed a laugh! i have to chime in on this one as i'm 6'3" and pushing 290! not a fat *** mind you i lift wieghts and just born big. you wouldn't know it to look at me. but try to find 4 or 5XL so they'll shrink down to 3xl instead of the 3xl shrinking down to a friggin large! it's crazy. they just keep shrinking and shrinking and shrinking. i go to this tshirt outlet in oxnard and stock up about once a year. but i swear there is no stoppage to the shrinkage. i have 5xl sweat shirts that have shrunk down to my sisters size - maybe large or xl worn baggy. i have to shrink them thru half a dozen washings just to be able to wear them. or you look like your wearing a dress. you buy anything closer to your size the shrink cycle gives you maybe 4 or 5 months to wear it and it's to small. my sister loves it. there still new by time she gets them. i don't think she's bought a sweatshirt in years.

    still waiting for them to come out with a size 5xl condom. These innertubes really chafe. ;)

     
  9. Grumpy
    Joined: Jan 28, 2003
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    Grumpy
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    from NE Ohio

    Melvin? Isn't that Male Camel Toe?
     
  10. El Caballo
    Joined: Mar 3, 2001
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    El Caballo
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    from Houston TX

    You were the guy who test fit them on backwards, right? ;)
     
  11. snortonnorton
    Joined: Sep 18, 2004
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    snortonnorton
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    from Florida

    this pos is funny has hell.....
     
  12. caffeine
    Joined: Mar 11, 2004
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    caffeine
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    from Central NJ

    at least your not wearing tight girls jeans with white studded belts like the "kids" these days...(and i aint that old!)

    **** that,

    white hanes shirts in medium for me. used to be a large but lost about 50 lbs in 3 months, due to my "speed" now im a 30 or 32 inch waist and a medium...

    trim spa baby! yeah!
     
  13. Deuce Roadster
    Joined: Sep 8, 2002
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    Try Carhartt T-shirts ...
    Good stuff ... and with a pocket :)

    No designs ... but they last a long time. I wash mine ( yes, I WASH THEM :rolleyes: ) and then hang then to air dry ... no shrinkage ...

    [​IMG]

    And they come in ADULT SIZES , and both short or long sleeves too.
    Sizes to 4XL

    I wear them a LOT ... :)
     
  14. flyingpolock
    Joined: Apr 7, 2005
    Posts: 459

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    from PHX

    A lot of these shirts now are what they call "athletic fit"... ***uming that "athletic" now means two sizes too small so you look like like a Backstreet Boy at a wet t-shirt contest".... If they can make jeans for women with extra room in the hips and ***... why not a t-shirt for guys with some extra room in the gut? (as my grandpa used to say "when you got a tool this big, you build your shed over it, son")
     
  15. bobx
    Joined: Apr 17, 2004
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    bobx
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    from Indiana

    i get the best laundry and fashion tips from the hamb.
     
  16. Packrat
    Joined: Aug 25, 2005
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    That is hilarious! My wifes wondering what I'm laughing so loud about!:)
     
  17. Thorkle Rod
    Joined: May 24, 2006
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    Thorkle Rod
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    You ever see an extra extra large china ma, not me so mayber for them an **X large is like our L
     
  18. NITROFC
    Joined: Apr 17, 2001
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    NITROFC
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    Buy a larger Shirt to grown into .........
     
  19. breeder
    Joined: Jul 13, 2005
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    the only time my shirts shrink is when i buy the right size..the only time they dont is when i buy bigger so they'll shrink to fit!!!!!and dont be dissin magnum!!! he's dreamy:eek: HELP!!! THE PARANOIDS ARE AFTER ME!!!!:eek:
     
  20. theHIGHLANDER
    Joined: Jun 3, 2005
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    theHIGHLANDER
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    Aight dammit...you ****ers are prolly gonna start askin who's wearin what to where!!


    I just love the HAMB sometimes. Some O/Ts are really...uh...helpful? WTF
     
  21. Ladies,

    The belt should match the shoes, should match the purse.
    Does the carpet match the d****s?
     
  22. Bgoodman
    Joined: Apr 2, 2006
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    Bgoodman
    Member

    hahahahaha oh ****t........... why......... hahahaha!!!!
     
  23. Comet
    Joined: Dec 1, 2004
    Posts: 2,571

    Comet
    Member

    Haha, this is too funny. But I gotta agree. I recently got a TRJ original logo shirt in L. I'm not that big (5'9", 175lbs) , but I like my shirts in L to be a little baggy. But even before I washed it looked like a M. It still fits, but not like I like it too. I was worried I'd have to give it to the wife. Hmmm, maybe I got a ladies L :D
     

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