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Rediculously low 31 on ebay, I love it!!!!

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by bufordtjustice, May 9, 2004.

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  1. Germ
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    [ QUOTE ]
    And for all you function over form Faggots...
    GO BUY A CIVIC

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    VICTORY MASTERBATES MY MIND...

    That car is the CIVIC, it's COMPACT....
    some JAPANESE guy will buy it if you say you KNOW the SHIFTERS, or MESSY MARVIN
     
  2. Evel
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    1. 60s Show Rods

    GERM= RULER!!!

    evel
     
  3. Ding, ding, ding!!!

    You're the winner of the lowest Model A contest!!!

    Sam.
     
  4. Dat Dirty Rat
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    [ QUOTE ]
    And for all you function over form Faggots...
    GO BUY A CIVIC

    [/ QUOTE ]


    i would and put a set of 26" spinners on it [​IMG]

    Germ did nail it...

    Its sick looking but the rear wheels ruin it for me..Just my opinion...Nothing to take offense too tho holmes..Its your ride and you did it your way...Everybody has an opinion and likes to tell you how you should have done it...To each is own..
    Shit, somebody knocked Cole's work on the louvers he did for the 36....Dont sweat the petty sh- man..Keep doing you!

    Dirty
     
  5. Germ
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    MATCHBOX is calling now but to win a date with GEORGE BARRIS BUT you need a 6x2 on your lawnmower ENGINE with LINKAGE set at 1/10 throttle running only half of the first BARREL...on ONE carb

    It's a little rich, but you can PRETEND ADJUST at PASO,
    to replicate The FAKE BOOBS of HOT ROD TUNING....

    Be sure to HAVE your CUBAN Toolbox with you...
    and your RADIATOR under your seat......

    Maybe this YEAR A "RULER" will tell you to MOW the LAWN with your FRAME RAILS..



     
  6. thirtytwo
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    i think the car is cool in a cartoon sort of way it has a good look from the shots in the pictures ...but as far as anything other than a show car..... , i have a 3" chopped 3-w i drive.... alot.... i have almost gotten into at least a dozen accidents cause of people staying in the blind spots checkin it out..so i cant imagine actually driving that thing.... might be fun once or twice but after that i think it would be a major burden... seems it could have been less insane and more driveable ,but i guess you were going for shock value

    im sorry dude ...... the ramblings of germ always seem to make profound sense if you listen to what he is really saying, im sure what he wrote pisses you off, but he is on target with what is happening to all the scene cars.

    it has all turned in to a proverbial dick measuring contest of who has the lowest shortest car ..no differnt than all the billet guys who got the new ,best, latest,highest priced widget ,on their car, or the coolest air brushing what ever, i guess as long as there ar people there will be competition....

    how about the small things though.... honeing skills .laying bitchin welds, engineering ,leave the oohs and ahhs to the small understated stuff......the real rodders understand that stuff......

    traditional rodding is supposed to be just that.....not buying into another fad!!!!!!!
     
  7. V8
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    I am only 18 and having alot of fun so I don't care what you think. I built it myself and drive it too. I think your a fag and a fucking pussy but it doesn't mean shit because were both behind computers, so stop talking shit and go work on your "Traditional to the book car".

    Oh yah, how long did you have to think before you typed that?

     
  8. Germ
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    This PUSSY will look for you and your car at PASO..
    And I'll bring my Book on TRADITIONAL LAWNMOWERS.....
    and sign it for you in GERMAN......

    Hope you sell that TIN SHED on ebay,
    You problem went real rat rod, and use a garden tool as your SHIFTER knob....
    remember to REMOVE DADS tools so he doesn't take away your PLAYBOYS,,

    It's MOTHERS DAY, Cover those TATTOOS

    The computer screen travels to KULTURE events, he has to SHIT SOMEWHERE..

    My chick will slap you in high heels...
    then buy you a happy meal....
    for having the coolest VON DUTCH wallet chain...
     
  9. thirtytwo
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    hey man im not calling you a fag or a pussy ,i said i even liked your car i just said some of my opinions which im entitled too i say em to peoples faces too not just behind the computer ill be at paso...... look me up..chill out bro... its supposed to be about fun
     
  10. Germ
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    Sears is HIRING GREASERS to ASSEMBLE the CRAFTMAN LAWNMOWERS, I think you can HANDLE that KID,,

    You can CARVE IRON CROSSES in the HANDLES.....

    To BAD JOE C, that MIDGET from KID ROCK died, but then agan maybe DANNY DEVITO will bid on your car....

    .

    or MAYBE BEETLEJUICE(tm) black and DRUNK and NAKED,,,
     
  11. Unkl Ian
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    Reminds me of the Purple People Eater.
    Way over the top. [​IMG]






    Don't like it ? ....................... Don't buy it.

     
  12. Mike
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    Sock it to him, Germ.
     
  13. haring
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    Seriously -- you can see out of this thing?

    What do you have there, 4-6" inches of windshield --
    Obstructed by a six pack intake,
    with the B-pillar right next to your head,
    and no way to turn around to look out the side or rear.

    OK, Champ. You convinced me. Looks safe to me. [​IMG]

    I'm not saying it doesn't look wild. I'm just not convinced it's driveable.

    Oh, wait. It's got a peep mirror. OK, nevermind. [​IMG]

    [​IMG]
     
  14. metalshapes
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    Yes this Coupe is rediculous, but it is one guys vision and interesting as a styling exersize.
    If I would see the car in person, I would spend some time at looking how it was done.
    My car is as low as I would want it at 47" and it looks like he shaved another 6" or so off that, and he is a Inch taller than me!
    You have to give him credit for that, that could not have been easy.
    I own a car that is a lot lower than my Roadster that used to be Street legal, but I would never take it into traffic here, To many distracted soccer moms in SUV's and drugged up teenagers in raised Pickup trucks.
    There is more abillity in building a car like that than running over it, so naturally it is the low cars fault for being there...
    And as for vintage tin getting fucked up by building cars like this, how many cars will get theyr own hinges back after having everything shaved and hidden??

     
  15. bornwithatail
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    to each his own....

    i'll give you credit for building your car the way you want... and driving it the way you want... to me, cool.

    as far as for me, a bit too much. my fat ass wouldn't fit in it.

    just my personal opinion.

    -Tony


    what i really want to see is if you can spin those 20s. that would be fuckin sweet.
     
  16. Holy crow, you guys made one hell of a thread here! Germ certainly has some excellent points...I think it looks kinda cool, but in terms of functionality it certainly missed the boat...and if your gonna put all them carbs on a car like that, use em, dont do it like trailer queen bullshit, even tho gas is crazy... AV8...dont get all pissed at Germ and others because they have opinions, we all got em, you did your thing and if you dig it, that deserves some respect, especially if you really did do all the work yourself...
    Greg
     
  17. Germ
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    Yeah I like the REAR TIRES and RIMS, I ate some ACID once when I was SEVEN years old, right after I SCREWED my JUVIE TEACHER,,, and SACRIFIED a GOAT cause my OZZY record SAID so when I played it BACKWARDS.....

    I got one of my medium sized HOT WHEELS, and then I took the WHEELS of one of my LARGER TONKA toy EARTH MOVER DUMP TRUCKS, I got MODEL GLUE (which came with my FIRST RAMONES RECORD)

    AND PRESTO, my VISION was COMPLETE.
    TONKA TRUCK WHEELS on MY HOT WHEELS, almost as tall as the ROOF....

    serious BRO,,,, WONDER BREAD TRUCKS are probably CALLING ROBERT STACK to do an UNSOLVED MYSTERY show on the VANISHING of DOUGH MOBILE wheels......

    In the 50's it was actually a GREAT job to DRIVE the WONDER BREAD truck,,,,,,,

    Tell me about your VISION, to MAKE a MODEL A look like a CHICKEN OF THE SEA CAN? on WHEELS
     
  18. HAHAAHAHA... [​IMG]
    Greg
     
  19. JamesG
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    [ QUOTE ]
    Holy crow, you guys made one hell of a thread here! Germ certainly has some excellent points...I think it looks kinda cool, but in terms of functionality it certainly missed the boat...and if your gonna put all them carbs on a car like that, use em, dont do it like trailer queen bullshit, even tho gas is crazy... AV8...dont get all pissed at Germ and others because they have opinions, we all got em, you did your thing and if you dig it, that deserves some respect, especially if you really did do all the work yourself...
    Greg

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    Now heres my 2 cents...........If we worried about functionality and practicality, there would be no such thing as a hot rod. Hot rods are all about people fliping a big "FUCK YOU" sign at the world or fuctionality and practicality!

    People look, build and or buy want YOU like and what makes YOU happy and piss on what everyone else thinks, I know I do! [​IMG]
     
  20. metalshapes
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    Tell me about your VISION, to MAKE a MODEL A look like a CHICKEN OF THE SEA CAN? on WHEELS

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    This car is not my vision, it is the vision of the kid that built it.
    But to me it is no more hidious than some of the cars built by some of the great and famous men in Customising. ( Kustomising...)
    Just for entertainment value, maybe you can work yourself up a little more, and get a little more angry about a car you don't own, and are not going to bid on...
     
  21. [ QUOTE ]
    Hot rods are all about people fliping a big "FUCK YOU" sign at the world or fuctionality and practicality!

    [/ QUOTE ]

    Actually...I thought hot rods were about stripping something down to the bare essentials and going faster than before....nothing BUT practicality with regards to speed. I could be wrong, though.
     
  22. JamesG
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    [ QUOTE ]
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    Tell me about your VISION, to MAKE a MODEL A look like a CHICKEN OF THE SEA CAN? on WHEELS

    [/ QUOTE ]

    This car is not my vision, it is the vision of the kid that built it.
    But to me it is no more hidious than some of the cars built by some of the great and famous men in Customising. ( Kustomising...)
    Just for entertainment value, maybe you can work yourself up a little more, and get a little more angry about a car you don't own, and are not going to bid on...

    [/ QUOTE ]

    Very well put.


    One more thing...............Lets all get off of here and go spends Mothers Day with our Mothers!

    Who cares about this shit today!? [​IMG]
     
  23. Germ
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    [ QUOTE ]
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    Holy crow, you guys made one hell of a thread here! Germ certainly has some excellent points...I think it looks kinda cool, but in terms of functionality it certainly missed the boat...and if your gonna put all them carbs on a car like that, use em, dont do it like trailer queen bullshit, even tho gas is crazy... AV8...dont get all pissed at Germ and others because they have opinions, we all got em, you did your thing and if you dig it, that deserves some respect, especially if you really did do all the work yourself...
    Greg

    [/ QUOTE ]

    Now heres my 2 cents...........If we worried about functionality and practicality, there would be no such thing as a hot rod. Hot rods are all about people fliping a big "FUCK YOU" sign at the world or fuctionality and practicality!

    People look, build and or buy want YOU like and what makes YOU happy and piss on what everyone else thinks, I know I do! [​IMG]

    [/ QUOTE ]

    yeah you and your MYSTERY MACHINE HOT ROD DELIVERY,,,(tm)

    wheres SCRAPPY DOO? and THELMA?
     
  24. Germ
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    [ QUOTE ]
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    Tell me about your VISION, to MAKE a MODEL A look like a CHICKEN OF THE SEA CAN? on WHEELS

    [/ QUOTE ]

    This car is not my vision, it is the vision of the kid that built it.
    But to me it is no more hidious than some of the cars built by some of the great and famous men in Customising. ( Kustomising...)
    Just for entertainment value, maybe you can work yourself up a little more, and get a little more angry about a car you don't own, and are not going to bid on...

    [/ QUOTE ]

    maybe I will BID on it and MOVE to FLORIDA
     
  25. metalshapes
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    maybe I will BID on it and MOVE to FLORIDA

    [/ QUOTE ]

    Make sure it has a tow hitch for the U-Haul trailer first... [​IMG]
     
  26. Germ
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    Yeah and I have to get PERMISSION from the DRAG LINKS, or else the O-TOWN MIKEY will Send the PAPER BOY after me,,,,, or force me to endure more PHOTOS of the INSECT MOSQUITO CAR,,,

    This POST is NEAT..

    I like the GUY who says FUCK FUNCTION, YEAH thats PUNK ROCK, But then again if its that easy to build REBELLION, he would probably hump a SHE-MALE in the TOOL SHED just to DEFY "THE SEXUAL laws of HUMANS"....

    He plays the "TWO PART ORGAN"(tm)

    That CAR needs CURB FEELERS to be JUST RIGHT, or MAYBE a TIRE MACHINE molded into the ROOF,,,,,
    and a NAME like "EL"....(insert name)

    I would called IT ...
    CHICKEN OF THE SEA

    GERM
     
  27. metalshapes
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    That CAR needs CURB FEELERS to be JUST RIGHT,

    [/ QUOTE ]

    Nah...
    But maybe a H Patern cut in the roof for a couple of feet of Shifter to stick through...
     
  28. AHotRod
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    This goes to show that this is why we all build and create something different...because none of us COMPLETELY like what the other guy does.

     
  29. [ QUOTE ]
    cahrmagia

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    I think that's meant to be "Karmann Ghia"!! [​IMG]
     
  30. Germ
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    [ QUOTE ]
    This goes to show that this is why we all build and create something different...because none of us COMPLETELY like what the other guy does.



    [/ QUOTE ]

    Have you guys decided to BUILD TRADITIONAL STYLED B.C. cars yet?
    or is it HUMID and the BEDROCK FLINSTONES floors, create an UPDRAFT to cool your BALLS... in the CUBAN heat.....???



    I heard that OLD water LOG RIDE amusement park cars, are the NEWEST THING,,,
    Yeah they make GREAT BELLY TANKERS,,,,...
    They already have the ALUMINUM BOMBER seats mounted in them,,,

    Just get a MAYTAG WASHING MACHINE and MAKE a GRILL.....


    New B-ville CLASS ???"""the BLOWN chain saw MOTOR...."""?????

    Me and Jimmy White are working on the INFAMOUS, split wishbone set up, made out of BICYCLE TUBING ALUMINUM... they will COME FINNED for the RAT RODDERS....

    PATINA is more or LESS like a DIRTY PROSTITUE,

    i have to go stoke the SPEED LAB and BEAT my GERMAN SHEPPARD


     
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