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Rediculously low 31 on ebay, I love it!!!!

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by bufordtjustice, May 9, 2004.

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  1. DrJ
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    You want your car verbally ripped to shreds?
    Just dare to put a for sale sign on it in the HAMB classifieds.... [​IMG]
     
  2. HAHAHAHAHAHAAAHHAHHHAHAHHAHHAAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAH, I just spit soda all over my effin screen....you are a major ruler Germ....holy crap...log ride belly tankers hahahaha...
     
  3. DrJ
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    [ QUOTE ]
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    Hot rods are all about people fliping a big "FUCK YOU" sign at the world or fuctionality and practicality!

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    Actually...I thought hot rods were about stripping something down to the bare essentials and going faster than before....nothing BUT practicality with regards to speed. I could be wrong, though.

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    No I think you got it right, Barnett.
    Hotrod is about speed and improved "performance"
    What it looks like is an incidental of the hotrodding, not the primary concern.
     
  4. V8
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    wow, I already made 500 profit and just sold it out of ebay for 14, Time to get jealous now germ, ....I hoppe your girlfriend is bigger than you.
     
  5. Germ
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    DR J???
    it's No PROBLEM, It's a MOTHERS DAY BULLY shove for RAT RODDERS who BUILD cars LIKE they HAVE two GAY FATHERS.....

    I cant get over that CAR,,,,,

    The wheels look like a FERRIS WHEEL mounted to a CAR shaped T-100 CIGAR TIN...
    It reminds me of a CUBAN WHEEL BARROW with TEN SPEED tires mounted ...

    We just NEED A CLOWN like JOHN GACY that SERIAL MURDERS based on "FUNCTION", and ROCKABILLY HAIR LOSS......

    He better have a HUGE CRAWL SPACE....

    I have the CLOWN SUIT for SALE

    GERMANAZI of OPINION
    Janitor at OLD SKOOLLZ RODZZZ
     
  6. DrJ
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    wow, I already made 500 profit and just sold it out of ebay for 14,

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    Congrats!
    Now go out in the garage and build something that's REALLY wild! [​IMG]
     
  7. Germ
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    wow, I already made 500 profit and just sold it out of ebay for 14, Time to get jealous now germ, ....I hoppe your girlfriend is bigger than you.

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    I've sold truckloads of stolen cigarettes for more then $14,000 to the filipino catering truck companies......

    Did you include the DEKE tape, some SEX WAX, and the CHROME DOO DADS you bought at RINGLING BROTHERS and BARNUM and BAILEYS MOONEYES...

    ??? maybe throw some SPINNER caps on it, so the reflection scares away the CROWS, when you GRADE the CORN FIELDS
     
  8. Germ
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    Are you kidding me DUDE??
    I hear ROLLS and PLEATS calling now
     

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  9. V8
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    Hey germ... Can I see the car you built when you were 18. Oh thats right, you were probably still living with your mom and changing tires. Saving your allowance for tattoos and listening to the stray cats. It been a damn shame that an 18 year old is gunna make a grown man CRY at paso...
     
  10. slamchop
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    from San Diego

    HA HA .......NOW THATS FUNNY [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  11. Germ
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    Did you Blow the SNAP-ON truck guy for his WHEELS?
    Or did you FABRICATE the DASH BOARD in the USS ENTERPRISE... for STAR TREK?????

    Wait you were Somehow convinced that the SHEET of JOE DIRT style DIAMOND PLATE you bought from the VULCANS in outer space HAS DRY LAKES HISTORY cause ALEX SHIFTER applied to Ride the SPACE SHUTTLE with JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE
     

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  12. Dat Dirty Rat
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    wow, I already made 500 profit and just sold it out of ebay for 14..

    You said earlier you only had 4000 into it,,thats a huge profit...but understanding something.....

    Unless the money is already in your hand,,,you didn't sell shit!!

    Goodluck in Paso!
     
  13. V8
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    come on GERM, lay off the pipe... Your starting to look like an idiot. The reason why your mom cancelled today is because she's over here. Think of anotherfunny comment about my wheels, she thinks they're funny
     
  14. V8
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    I meant to type 5000 and left a zero out.
     
  15. Germ
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    Hey germ... Can I see the car you built when you were 18. Oh thats right, you were probably still living with your mom and changing tires. Saving your allowance for tattoos and listening to the stray cats. It been a damn shame that an 18 year old is gunna make a grown man CRY at paso...

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    I don't ever CRY...

    when I was 18 I never thought BREADTRUCK parts looked good on HOT RODS, but then AGAIN
    I wont blame you cause You learn your HISTORY from CD inserts, FAG swing bands, Coop drawings,,,, and fat sluts who collect VINTAGE tampon machines who "ROLL" with the STAYIN' ALIVE style GREASER GANG CAR CLUBS...

    Hot rodding to you is when your Pock marked NEIGHBOR puts on his FLATHEADS FOREVER(tm) T-shirt. and then rubs your ass in a sexual manner while your WEEDEATING the yard in your TENNIS shorts and the temp is at 98................

    Or when You felt up your STEP SISTER in your COUSINS stolen FIREBIRD,,,,,,,,
    to NEIL DIAMOND
    GERM
     
  16. Germ
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    come on GERM, lay off the pipe... Your starting to look like an idiot. The reason why your mom cancelled today is because she's over here. Think of anotherfunny comment about my wheels, she thinks they're funny

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    I dont have a MOM, puto,,,,,,, Me and My DAD share yours..
     
  17. Jkustom
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    Germ, you fuckin cracked me up with that tire machine thing... I mount tires all day long....

    Kid, you might have the coolest tire machine around if you did that.... Its about the right higth for one... Then someone could get some real use out of it....
    Or maybe I'll buy it and keep my compost in it....My neighbors would love me for that one... -J.
     
  18. V8
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    Come on Germ, with all the rambling and proper talk I think the correct term would be "my dad and I"...how long did you take to come up with that, oh yah, I just said it the post before...never mind
     
  19. trey
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    alright, im not trying to do any bashing here. so you are 18, and built it yourself. thats cool, im young still myself. could be worse, you could be driving a honda!

    however, you have that car, a 66 harley, and who knows what else, and you are 18. id say you have a head start on every other 18 year old somehow. i was building VOLKSWAGENS when i was 18. military life dont pay well, and im still low buck.

    trey
     
  20. Jkustom
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    that car, a 66 harley, whatever else...

    Im not being a smart ass here, but be honest, did you really earn the $$ for that stuff or are you "well connected"? If you did, then more pwer to ya. Not ment in an offensive way, just curious as to how a young man can get his hands on this stuff.... Im a young man too, but Im a hardfuckinworking young man and Ive earned every cent Ive ever spent on my toys, thats why I ask....
     
  21. Germ
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    Did you do the SHEETMETAL work with a DILDO attached to an AIR HAMMER????

    Massage the METAL....

    Your MOM is like a BOWLING ball,, I Jam 2 fingers and a thumb in her, Then throw her in the GUTTER,,, and she comes back for more.......

    When I was 18 I was in the SHIFTERS,, this is BAck when SAMIYAM had HAIR, and DUSTIN wasn't GAY.......
    and WHEN JIM A could see his SHOES when he looked down at the ground.......
     
  22. Petejoe
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    Well, V-8..... If in fact you are 18 yrs old, I truely take my hat off to you. You have built a vehicle that has caused a genuine stir in the traditional ranks here in hamb heaven. I love the look you have created but I can't realistically see how this thing can be safe to drive in any metropolis. I would also imagine it's like riding in a go-cart 1-1/2" off the road shaking your balls everytime you hit a pebble. I love the creativity and I admire your young ingenuity. Keep holding your dreams, I would imagine the original creative customizers in the 50's have had to put up with the same verbal abuse. You go kid!! [​IMG]
     
  23. Muttley
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    Your MOM is like a BOWLING ball,, I Jam 2 fingers and a thumb in her, Then throw her in the GUTTER,,, and she comes back for more.......


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    ROTFLMAO I'm sure that that's as old as the hills but it's the first time I've ever heard it.

    Germ, I know you dont like the car but ease up on the guy a little. He says he built it himself and we will have to take his word. It is obviously not your cup of tea and thats ok but arent you being a little harsh? I personally think it's pretty cool but you are right it isnt very practical. If every car was spot on traditional it would get real boring real fast. Every once in a while we need a car like this or the PPE to come along and knock everyones jaw in the dirt. Weather the reaction is because you like the car or because you think it is a total pile of donkey shit really doesnt matter. This guy is 18, he's got lots of time to learn/build more cool stuff.
     
  24. Dirty Dug
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    We all need to take a stand against junk like that before one runs headlong into a minivan full of littleleagers and puts an end to our beloved hobby altogether. It's just a matter of time before laws are passed preventing the average Joe from building his own car. The same as it's been ever since the first set of fenders were removed and this whole" I can build my own thing" got started. Build them right or buy a late model sedan.
     
  25. Germ
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    I was PLAYING with the LAD, then he GOT tough...

    NO EXCEPTIONS,

    your character is judged on how far you will go to BUILD something,that MAKES sense............
    Theres NO vacation TIME GIVEN in this HOBBY....

    I was 18 once also and went through this shit....
    I think this KID is NEAT, I really do,,, he can TAKE the ribbing and MAN up, and PLAY along...

    To BE the DAVE HILL NAZI....


    I believe that the FINISHED product you display to a group of INDIVIDUALS
    builds a relationship that bonds with Only the OTHER few who actually UNDERSTAND why we fucking do this.... and why we Allow cars to stay staged in hopes of finding the right PART or PIECE,,,


    I shows alot when someone actually goes the extra mile to develop an EYE for STYLE, STANCE, FORM FUNCTION, SPEED and TASTE...

    BOBBY GREENS ROADSTER is one of my FAVORITE cars...
    It's FLAWLESS in APPEARENCE to me.....

    alot of the TIMES
    LESS IS MORE(tm)
    Leave the GIMMICKS in the BOOTHS selling STUFFED animals at the swap meets

    If not then DONT cry when your CARTOON becomes HUMOR.....
    It's Kinda sad that the LAURELS of the P.P.E. are overdue and RUSTED as FOLKS wait for the car to HIT the strip....


    Regardless That car is neat..
    Marky built the thing to be what it is,,,
    And he swears he will run it someday...

    Cars can be DIFFERENT and still be DEAD ON neat
    as was RUDYS truck,,,
    or FLIPS 33

    This Car is the SO-CAL speed coupe, if BRUCE MEYERS snorted COKE, and MOVED to SOUTH AMERICA,,,
    To TRAIN MONKEYS how to HAMMER WELD and set up suspension...

    V8 ,, its PART of the GAME HOMIE,,

    you ASK for OPINIONS, and sometimes they KICK your DICK over center field,,

    Hope that car GOES to JAPAN
     
  26. Killer
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    So who's the money man???

    $4k spent, $14k sold does not equal a $5k profit.
     
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  28. Mutt
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    GERM is the Yoda of hot rodding... [​IMG] When my brother looked that car up on ebay last night and showed it to me I fuckin laughed my ass off...WTF.. is that?!! were my exact words!!

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    And then you BID on it???? [​IMG]

    Mutt
     
  29. Germ
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    Marcus traded his Ex wife for the REAR WHEELS on that TUNA CAN, he's going to run them on his AIRSTREAM.......

    and SELL it before he takes POSSESSION of it,,,
    LUKEFUDGEPACKER is going to make a PLUMBING truck out of it,,,

    CALLED the "SO-CLOG" COUPE. with a PLUNGER for a SHIFTER......
     
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    So who's the money man???

    $4k spent, $14k sold does not equal a $5k profit.

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    I was wondering the same thing and why is it still on ebay if you sold it?
     
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