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Response to Breeder's Bad Decision

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by choptruck, Aug 17, 2008.

  1. choptruck
    Joined: Jan 2, 2005
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    Even though I know better than to drag race mini bikes against drunk people, and have a generally bad feeling about this entire production, I tossed out my good judgement (again) and began construction on my 5 horse entry. You just can't beat dollar-a-foot black iron pipe from Home Depot. I haven't heard how long the strip is, but I'm gonna call it
    "1/8 Wonder". I swear if I get hurt.............
     

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  2. guiseart
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    ummm... that's friggin COOL!

    Oh, and I carry around a nurse for all occasions like this... give me a call.
     
  3. Mizlplix
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    from S/W USA

    It screams.....Nirtrous.....
     
  4. belair
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    You gonna flat-track that mutha?
     
  5. Flat Ernie
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    Neat looking - what's that tank off of?
     
  6. Danimal
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    That is a really cool bad decision. Hope it works out for you and, um, wear a helmet!
     
  7. sko_ford
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    that is killer very k model looking. and racing aganst drunks is easy if your sober
     
  8. kustoms2
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    Looking good man, can't wait to see it done!
     
  9. Danimal
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    I'd recommend a 10 foot pole rule when racing them. If the get closer than 10 feet, hit the drunks with a pole!
     
  10. Russco
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    from Central IL

    Didnt he tell you about the ramp at the end?
     
  11. Goztrider
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    from Tulsa, OK

    I guess a scooter like this one would be out?

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  12. Gleeser
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    BAHHAHAHAHAHA!! sumn*****!
     
  13. Ruiner
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    The Paid Lady would smoke that thing...hehehe...it's pretty bad*** lookin though, but looks don't win races...have a blast man...
     
  14. choptruck
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    I don't know who this "Paid Lady" is but she better be ready to pay up at the finish line cause the 1/8 Wonder isn't ALL show! Man I don't know whats gettin into me but I don't usually make threats like that. HaHA, I'm just messin with ya, the last one (I sold it at the Revival last year) only ran a little over 50. This one will be set up about the same. The tank is mid 70's Honda cb cut up a bit.
     
  15. choptruck
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    I'm with Belair, we should flat track somewhere.
     
  16. Gleeser
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    Around the grain bins... and the "paid Lady" will be raking it in.

    Side note: you should see the "Drity Lady" that's not a type-o
     
  17. Wait a minute, let me get this right: Breeder was drunk you say? And whilst in said state he made a bad decision? Well, at least he's consistent...
     
  18. Gerg
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    I have one in the works also I have a feeling i won't be much of a contender but it should be fun. Breeder doesn't decide anything when he is sober :)
     
  19. 40Standard
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    nice frame. how did you bend it ?
     
  20. Twisted Minis
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    I have an 8 horse Briggs for mine.
     
  21. brewsir
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    Brace the **** outta that frame...black pipe isn't very rigid at least from my experience. Of course I am a 300 pound man and most frames flex when I sit on them HaHa!
     
  22. choptruck
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    I used the orange Harbor Freight bender. You gotta tack the top edge before you bend it so it holds in there tight for a nice non-kinked curve.
     
  23. Belchfire8
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    Blck pipe??? WTF, were they out of conduit!??? :D
     
  24. breeder
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    I haven't heard how long the strip is, but I'm gonna call it
    "1/8 Wonder". I swear if I get hurt.............[/quote]

    first... NO DRUNKS! PERIOD!
    SECOND..... i promise after the hamb drags, ill spend a day gettin all the rules done! been busy as hell!
    third, you will be signin a waver! so try really hard not to get hurt!:D:p
     
  25. slammed
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    Neat looking scooter. Now, wear yer helment when you test beat that mother!
     
  26. breeder
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    lets not beat it to bad...save some for the races!!!! :p
     
  27. Do ya have the multi p***enger cl***???>>>>.
     

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  28. Thirdyfivepickup
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    this has bad news written all over it.

    I love it!

    If Breeder builds one he should call it Bad Decision...


    in fact they should all have dangerous names....

    Bad Decision...
    Road Rash...
    Organ Grinder...
    The Cir***cizer...
    and Oldcarmike
     
  29. Castr8r
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    The most feared dangerous name of all- BREEDER !
     
  30. breeder
    Joined: Jul 13, 2005
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    EDITED RULES........[maybe a couple more to come]

    1ST ANNUAL ONE TWENTY FIVE MINI DRAGS
    SATURDAY, MAY 30TH AT THE RUST REVIVAL CAR SHOW
    "mini bike races"
    Rules:


    no drinking

    no riding around the show

    helmets are a must!
    no weight limit for bike and rider
    no drop starts
    MUST BE 16 TO ENTER
    WAIVER'S WILL BE SIGNED FOR ALL THAT RACE!!!!


    track:
    125 ft[straight line]
    electronic tree start


    cost:
    5 bucks


    awards:
    1st place [free mini tee shirt and homemade trophy]
    2nd and third [homemade trophy]
    exhibition cl***[no awards]


    cl***es:


    Stock:

    0-7 horse with no mods [ other then pipe, if desired]
    centrifugal clutch only!
    pump gas only




    mod stock:
    carb
    pipe
    torque converter
    pump gas only



    pro stock:
    run what you brung
    single piston only!!!!
    any fuel

    ALL ABOVE CL***ES WITH BE SINGLE CYLINDER ONLY!!!!
    exhibition
    anything that doesnt fit in a cl*** will go here...no big bikes!!!

    NOT RESPOSIBLE FOR ACCIDENTS! ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK!
    CONTACT:
    TODD REED@
    TDCPAINTING@HOTMAIL.COM
    309-337-0096
    WEBSITE COMING SOON!!!!!!!!
     
    Last edited: Jan 29, 2009

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