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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by oldchevyseller, Jun 12, 2004.

  1. oldchevyseller
    Joined: May 30, 2004
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    oldchevyseller
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    from mankato mn

    ahh the old days i loved this thing for the form and function ,but hated the results ,the result was you had to share,anyhow take a guess at it's function and if you ever had the chance to use one,i hang it on my 60 belair's dash in the summertime and i can't believe the responses i get, if i remeber i'll come back and tell yah what it is,,it was hanging on a general motors freezer most of my childhood
     

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  2. oldchevyseller
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    oldchevyseller
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  3. CURIOUS RASH
    Joined: Jun 2, 2002
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    CURIOUS RASH
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    <font color="green">Old bottle opener slash bottle cap retainer?

    Am I close?

    What did I win?

    RASHY </font>
     
  4. oldchevyseller
    Joined: May 30, 2004
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    oldchevyseller
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    from mankato mn

    here is another
     

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  5. CURIOUS RASH
    Joined: Jun 2, 2002
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    CURIOUS RASH
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    <font color="green">Bagel slicer?

    Hot dog bun slicer?

    I give up. </font>
     
  6. oldchevyseller
    Joined: May 30, 2004
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    oldchevyseller
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    from mankato mn

    umm no a bottle open would have ,some dangerous results,i might have some old hotrod item sitting around for the winner,you wont believe what it does
     
  7. Fat Hack
    Joined: Nov 30, 2002
    Posts: 7,709

    Fat Hack
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    from Detroit

    It's for splitting those double popsicles in half...when ya got TWO rugrats ta satisfy!

     
  8. It's for splitting a popsicle.
     
  9. Pop-sicle splitter? Candy bar?


    JOE[​IMG]
     
  10. *****!!
    You type too damn fast.
     
  11. BigDdy31
    Joined: Jul 31, 2002
    Posts: 1,003

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    [ QUOTE ]
    It's for splitting those double popsicles in half...when ya got TWO rugrats ta satisfy!



    [/ QUOTE ]

    No ****? I have never heard of one of those before. I thought when you had a double popsicle, the bigger tougher kid got the whole thing. LOL
     
  12. Fat Hack
    Joined: Nov 30, 2002
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    Fat Hack
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    from Detroit

    Grandma and Grandpa had one up at the Lake...the BIGGER kids got a whole double...cuz we knew how to covertly sneak into the kitchen and be out the door with one before we were detected...

    ...the LITTLE urchins made too much noise...so Grandma would split them doubles for 'em!

    [​IMG] [​IMG]

    (The trick is in working the latch handle on them old ice box fridges...you gotta push on the door sligthly, then slowly ease the handle down...silently open the door...pinch the wrapper and carefully slide the popsicle outta the box withut rustling the paper wrapper...then ease the door closed and silently latch it. Bolt out the door and out of sight and eat the whole thing...then dispose of the two sticks and wrapper in the garbage can by the cottage up the road!)

    Ha Ha Ha...or so I'm TOLD, anyway!!! [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]

     
  13. crewcutkid
    Joined: Jun 11, 2004
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    crewcutkid
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    from m

    Looks like a hinge.... I dunno.
    -Crew
     
  14. ... if Lorana Bobbit would have had one, she coulda split that bad boy lengthwise. [​IMG]

    JOE[​IMG]
     
  15. Fat Hack
    Joined: Nov 30, 2002
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    Fat Hack
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    from Detroit

    So...what did I win??? [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]

     
  16. CURIOUS RASH
    Joined: Jun 2, 2002
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    CURIOUS RASH
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    <font color="green">You ****ting me?

    They made that thing to split popsicles and they call our generation lazy?

    I think it's a condom recycler, I understand having it on the dash but the fridge thing is grossing me out a bit! [​IMG]

    RASHY </font>
     

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