Event Coverage Rocky's excellent adventure or how to get rid of your old molasses

My blue plastic 55 gallon barrel of molasses began to get a little fragrant about 6 years ago but I just put the steel top on it and forgot about it...I'm busy!
The steel top finally got a rust hole in it and was smelling up the side yard and my area behind my privacy fence...it was time to dump it. Luck was on my side as my little wife had some out of town stuff to do this weekend. I was pretending to mow the grass on my riding mower as she loaded her car and I waved as she pointed that big Chrysler west.

 

As soon as her tailights went over the hill I leaped off the mower and went out back to begin the gristly task. I was gonna empty my molasses bath...I opened the barrel and clicked off a photo but that shit stunk so bad it almost blinded my cell phone camara!

 

Where did it all go, west as well ?????

 

I see. It's a to be continued.

 

I could have dumped the nasty stuff in a man hole in the middle of the street but thought better of it...man! this shit stunk like dog shit and beer puke combined...ugh! I began carrying buckets of the stuff into my garage bathroom and dumping it down the toilet...Well, maybe I was a little sloppy but what the hell? I was actually getting rid of this crap.

 

Did it smell like Primordial ooze or Mole Asses? HRP

 

I wont say how I got rid of mine, untill you tell us your dirty secret.
Don't wanna mess up your thread.

 

I got the level down to where I found a flathead 3 bolt front cover and a rusty old 14" ford chrome wheel . I wondered where that stuff went. I hosed them off and damn near gagged! The mixture went into my grass.

 

LMFAO!!!! Mole asses, HAHAHA

 

That's when I got to the part where there was a lot of sludge and ....solid crap. I was afraid the toilet might plug up with it so I decided to pour it into an empty 5 gallon container...I used a plastic funnel and I had to use a "poker" to keep the funnel opening clear...finally forgot about the damned funnel and poured the fragrant mix into the container...[gag]

 

Molasses good for the grass.

 

Slid the full container out onto the grass on my shovel and hosed it off...there! Now it looks like a container of drain oil...I cleaned up the barrel with the hose and the most gawd awful crap came out onto the lawn. If my missus smells that stuff..........

 

I know! The neighbors have dogs...I'll just say the smell is their dog shit...the dogs must have jumped the fence and shit in our yard..

 

Meanwhile at the sewage monitoring station.....

 

I hosed the vile mess into the grass [note to self...put some grass seed down soon] and turned my attention to the horrid mess in the bathroom

 

Holy shit! I had molasses gung all over the walls, even got it inside the trash can! I buy CLR by the gallon, thank God. That's what it took to finally get that crap off. I sprayed a whole can of air freshner and it helped a little...maybe. If mama squeaks about the stench when she gets back, I'll just blame it on our dog...smelly dog!

 

Things are pretty much under control again but the chrome wheel and flathead front cover still stunk bad! I hid them out back behind the A/C condenser..heh heh....

 

Nice doggy.... The end

 

Oh, and to get rid of the container of crap? I'm saving it for a "special occasion"...heh heh.
Don't piss off ol' Rocky...

 

I'm gonna try citrous acid next. Never tried molasses and don't think I will. (Thanks Rocky) I thought vinegar was stinky enough.

 

You managed to splash it on your face. HRP

 

Yup.

 

Rocky you are one funny dude in the best HAMB way ever.

 

Jocularities aside...if you dumped it years earlier, do you think it would have went easier? The dumping, not the story

 

Well....yeah!

 

Trust me the grass doesn't like it in quantity. I siphoned mine out of an old chest deep freeze that I had behind the shed on a hill. The grass at the dump spot Took ages to recover, but we have no neighbors and it was 75yds from the house.

 

She's gonna know SOMETHING was up because the bathroom Is now clean

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This is some funny shit right here!

 

Just like kids telling on them selfs over the internet. This is how you get busted. And with pictures. She will find out now

 

And my wife and I are both suffering from a intestinal virus curtsy of our granddaughter and I have to see this with all the explosions in this house! HRP