Rules to live by when workin on your Rod

lift with your neck

 

And the hooks you have in place of your earrings.

 

You know those Christmas tree fasteners that are kind of a one time use, it is a real bear to get them out right?

Well for the really tough ones you get right down at eye level, or actually nose level, and use your favorite pair of pliers and with both hands squeezing the life of that plastic piece of shit, pull really hard, you know really hard, so when that bastard cuts loose you give yourself a nice bloody nose. You only need to do it once and you'll be a master......

 

If you have one of those fancy self igniting propane torches and it doesn't light, look down the tube while hitting the button.

 

When welding on a frame, sit on a stool about the same height as the frame while wearing shorts and going commando.