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Saw something funny at the parking lot

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by haring, Jul 14, 2006.

  1. KutThrtKustms
    Joined: Mar 18, 2006
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    That is the GAYEST thing I have ever seen!! Damn I hate foreign cars...I drive nothing but Ford, Chevy , and Dodge...I owned 1 Honda Accord for 3 years and every year I had to put in a new/rebuilt trans at $600 a pop!! **** foreign cars!!

    America makes nice commuter cars too: Caddys, Fusion, Rangers, Focus, Colorados, Dakotas, etc. etc........
     
  2. abonecoupe31
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    I didn't know you had to have a tattoo to be a bad ***...most of the tattooed peole I know are women....
     
  3. Fidget
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  4. tomslik
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    don't buy one unless it's turbo'd......
     
  5. mad-cad
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    Two of my buddies who are from New Zealand had been out drinking ,Yes Kiwi's drink,they staggered down the road and found their beat up Jeep cherokee and drove the 20 miles home.They pull up outside the house and the one in the p***enger seat comes to from his drunken stupor,looks around the car and says who's stereo is that ,turns out they drove someone elses Jeep home.They stuck it in the local supermarket car park and left an anonymous call to the cops.
     
  6. ray
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    funny thing is, that accord was most likely made here in the good ol USofA. and somehow i seriously doubt you had the ****** shipped off to Japan to be rebuilt, so it must have been American labor that gave you ****ty rebuilds.:rolleyes:
     
  7. MyOldBuick
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    Yea, unfortunately the turbo'ed ones aren't out in the market and low enough for what I'm wanting to spend . . . I decided to p*** on it. I'm going to have to look a bit further on the food chain for a lot better fuel mileage.
     
  8. ckdesigns
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    The reason that no one knows which car is theirs is because they aren't pinstriped or customized. My wife says she looks for the striping on the tailgate of our truck in the parking lot at the store. I guess to many white fullsize Chevy's.
     
  9. My GF has a 2006 Toyota Corolla, the most popular car on the planet, in white, the most common color. This is the only reason I haven't stuck the key in somebody else's trunk lock.

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    I almost did it once, now every time I see another one, I make a beeline for it to tease her.
     
  10. msgt.dad
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    better Than Getting In The Back Seat........ And Thinking Someone Stole Your Steering Wheel !!!!!!!!
     
  11. rixrex
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    Our in a pinch, gas sippin, econo-box is an 86 Jetta GLI Voolfsburg, right now it is down, so I'm chasin down parts in a 53 Studebaker which has never let me down..well, I do have a 77 Chevy truck that is starting in on its second MILLION miles (3rd, engine)...won't confuse any of these in a parking lot..I'm in to a little money and am thinking about a new, dependable car, what would that be? I like new VW P***at wagons?..I'm thinking about just buying a 70s Chevelle or Vista Cruiser stationwagon and putting the 20K into it that I would spend on a new car and having a dependable non-electronic car, but not as good mileage....rixrex
     
  12. arkiehotrods
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    I showed this to my wife, and she cracked up laughing. Why? Because she drives a black Acura TL and tries to get in any black car parked in the vicinity of hers. It's our family joke. Which is why I drive a Nomad.
     
  13. About ten years ago a friend of my pop's arived back at his home airport in Oakland Ca. and went to the parking Garage got into a blue mid ninties Buick with his key started it, again with his key and made it home. About thirty minutes later he get a polite call from a guy who says "I think that you might have my car and I think I have yours." Turns out that there were two Identicle blue buicks parked one row apart that had been keyed the same at the factory. When My pop"s friend talked to a dealership about it they told him that there were only something like 15 door keys and 20 ign. keys and sooner or later there is bound to be two cars keyed alike. Who ****in' knew.
     
  14. classicfins
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    LOL.. That's funny.. A friend's son once rode his little sister's Honda Elite scooter from Louisiana to the Sturgis. What a ****ing idiot. LMAO
     
  15. I own 2 minivans...I,m such a nerd.......
     

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