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  1. the "eliterate"redneck
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    ok now that your here "perve". the sex will be in the hamb mobile (Hambers-Auto-Made-By):D me. i want to build a car traditional but on the edge and free handed from nothing . frame , body ,motor.
    i dont want to build an already existing car,i may use some brakes , block, trans and stuff but nothing else.
    so if u have any ideas i want to see em all...
    nothing stupid please cause its gona be called the "hambster":D and if any body wants to help or add something ,comeon. maybe ill raffle it off at our show for charity.
     
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  2. draggin ass
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    what??????? im lost.
     
  3. s.r.i.
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    I think he is starting a hambster farm. I thought sex was with gerbils. :D
     
  4. 3wLarry
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    ...now you know why tigers eat their young...
     
  5. the "eliterate"redneck
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  6. VonMoldy
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    i like peanut butter
     
  7. Flathead Youngin'
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  8. BISHOP
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    that was weird
     
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  10. CURIOUS RASH
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    Ya know, there really is no award for being the most annoying Hamber.

     
  11. Bugman
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    Start building...
    [​IMG]
     
  12. Hip
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    Somebody take his "stille" away.
     

  13. mabye not the most, but top five for sure!
     
  14. 5window
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    What a waste of bandwidth.If you have a request,why not make it in plain English-or at least Spanish or Danish or French or some actual language spoken by some of the HAMBers?
     
  15. 3wLarry
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    ...somebody's off their meds...

    stop staring....no, really...
     
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    I perfer ( or is it prefer?) Cheese.....all kinds,:)
     
  17. Ruiner
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    why not just use your own imagination, build the car and surprise us? At least it can't be any worse than some of the "homebuilt" flat sheetmetal boxes on wheels we've seen built...
     
  18. Bishop Welding
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    Boomhower...is that you?

    What lungs onion thinks shards of mayonaise over postpile flathead groundling. 7.50-16 twince grover shrunk with steelies. Okay then, freestyle sex handfree shrinkin lincoln.

    Can somebody please post the picture of the bunny rabbit with the pancake on his head.
     
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  20. Ruiner
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    god dammit that little fucker is cute...
     
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    :eek: Something is going on around here?????
     
  23. Bishop Welding
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    Introducing "The Homer!" Start building please.
     

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  26. bigdude
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    It tastes like chicken! What the hell does that guy want to do with a rabbit?
     
  27. the "eliterate"redneck
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    you guys make me laugh. was my post that hard to understand or is it just easier to make fun and ruin my good mood. i was trying to do something nice. and talk about cars and building them that is what we do here?
    or should we change this to (smartass moutherfuckers.com)
     
  28. AKA Kustoms
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    Oh man, thats what I thought right away, too funny...
     
  29. DIRTYT
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    im so glad im drunk and fathack is throwing up in my bathroom after doing karaokee at pub froggy
     
  30. Point of clarification: where is the sex involved in this?

    If it's just with yourself... I DON'T want to know about it. And no orcabetties or gerbils, either.

    And if someone'll donate money to me, I'll spend it on a hot rod.
     
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