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What makes you think she was looking for the
furnace guy??? The reality is you probably
just blew it a second time!!!!!!! LOL!

Mart
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Thank god it wasn't a 4-door!!!!!
Mart
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The phone rings and the guy asks me for a water pump gasket for a 1996 Toyota 4Runner, 2.7 liter engine.
I find it in the computer, tell him the price and that I have to order it, and he asks me if I have a picture. Then I see this.

He asks me to describe it. I giggle. Then he asks "what is the overall shape?"
At that point I knew it was a joke, and I freaking lost it. I did all I could to maintain my composure in case this wasn't a joke, but I couldn't.
It's affectionately now known as the penis gasket.