Labold __________________ "Do me a favor and punch me in the face." LOLZ!!!!! I think I just pee'd a tiny bit!!!!
On the Garage Journal I have > V8's are Great but Six Inlines Just Fine - Cummins Advertisment. Then here I have >
Who Dares Wins. My old Army unit motto. Paulatim. Latin for "Little by Little" My old Corps Motto. Kind of fits my building style.......... Doc.
i ran out of room on mine. after dance naked for my amusement, it's supposed to read, keep my bike and house clean and buy me nice things. must ride on fender.
My late friend and I had just reluctantly started in sales engineering positions. His quote was prohphetic.
ok..i want to know how you guys get such a long sig. line? everytime i try to go over my current length ...it says its too long , over like 100 letters, and it wont accept it.. so whats the secret? Like Sude D Bakers sig line
Mine is from a sign outside my shop door. I don't want to set the bar too high. FAST SERVICE GUARANTEED--no matter how long it takes.
Mine isn't terribly clever, but I've been stealing them from all over the place for a little while, including here. In slow, out fast. In fast, out backwards. Understeer is when you hit the wall with the front of the car and oversteer is when you hit the wall with the rear of the car. Horsepower is how fast you hit the wall, torque is how far you take the wall with you. If you're in control, you're not driving fast enough" Parnelli Jones or Mario; I have conflicting sources on this. When life throws you a curve, downshift and turn in vigorously. I've never met a manual transmission that shifted when I didn't want it to. It's sort of like comparing a piece of apple pie to a bushel of apples. One's really good but pricey, one's really good to split with your buddies and eat them all while hanging out. -Scott Rhea Team Eggboy, Chumpcar Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it Sarchasm : The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it. I play with cars just to be sure I die poor. Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee. UNIVERSAL FIT = You will spend more time modifying to make it fit than you would making one from scratch. If you can't transform the physical world around you, you're not really living in that world Try to be the person your dog thinks you are. if you can't fix it with a hammer you've got an electrical problem. Ecc 5:2-3 ...therefore let thy words be few. For a dream cometh through the multitude of business; and a fool's voice is known by multitude of words. Look wise, say nothing, and grunt. Speech was given to conceal thought. - Sir William Osler
I've loved the 'signatures' on here ever since i joined, i have a notbook that i write them down in - including the flamethrower one. I added mine a couple years ago when the government was pushing thier noses into private folks' business and was forcing gun control issues. I think it is still appropriate and relevant.
Like a bunch of us, I collect the good ones. Here are a few of my favorites I know ALL the answers. They just don't apply to the questions asked. Wow you must be fast because I was hauling ass when I passed you. The police never think it’s as funny as you do. If it ain’t broke, just give me a minute. Measure with yardstick, mark with chalk, cut with torch. With a torch and a welder everything is universal fit. The Devil made me do it the first time. The second time I did it on my own. Tell again where we're going and why am I in this Handbasket? I look forward to continued immaturity followed by death. There is no such thing as too much power, just too little traction. It’s not leaking, it’s sweating horsepower. There is no such thing as too big of a cam. Only not a big enough engine. Don't worry, I've done this a lot, nothing bad ever happens... A man's home is his castle, but his garage is his sanctuary. If it moves and it shouldn't use duct tape, If it doesn't move and it should, spray it with WD 40. If it ain’t broke just gimme a minute. Nothing shouts shoddy workmanship like a wrinkle in duct tape. There are two things in life where penetration is really important.....and one of them is welding. Shop rule #1: You have to ask if they are okay before you start laughing. Change of underwear required to ride. Stand on it until you see God and then shift. That engine sounds like two skeletons fucking in a trash can. Hot Rods have 4 gears, 3 pedals, and no fenders. Hot Rods take time and skill, rat rods take neither. It's so low the ants are scared shitless. That boy could screw up a bowling ball with a rubber mallet. Sure there's more to life than horsepower and speed, but who cares? I've lost my marbles but I know where my nuts are. Don't get on it if you can't stay in it! I didn't crash, I just got a little behind in my steering. Stupid friends are worse than smart enemies. He who travels fastest, travels alone. PUT IT TO THE WOOD! RACECAR spelled backwards is RACECAR. here are two kinds of people in the world, buyers and builders. Which one are you? It wouldn't piss you off if I wasn't right. Freedom is 7000RPM in 5TH gear. You’re dumber than a five pound sack of stupid. Aerodynamics are for people who can't build engines. I got cuttin' torches and a welder, whataya mean it won't fit!? Treat it like a sore dick, don’t fuck with it. Drive it like somebody else rented it. If bullshit were snowflakes, that sumbitch would be a one man blizzard. When your need for speed overcomes your fear of death, you go drag racing. A GMC truck is just a Chevy with lock washers. If you try to operate an organization in a manner that is going to avoid criticism or anybody's dissatisfaction, then you can't do anything." -Wally Parks, HOT ROD, Feb '81 There is no substitute for cubic inches. The only substitute for cubic inches is more cubic inches. I don't worship the devil. I agree with many of the things he tells me, but I don't worship him. Gee willikers, it must be obvious day at camp stupid. If it don't leak, it's empty ! Burnin' dinosaurs and killin' bugs. My hobby is leaving long black marks all over everything. Life's tough. It's even tougher if you're stupid. Understeer scares the driver, Oversteer scares the passengers. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. Some people make me wish I had more middle fingers... It was on fire when I got here. Bad decisions make good stories. If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong. We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice. The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas! You're never too old to learn something stupid. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
have used mine for a very long time. One girl I used to work with used to ask me how I was just so she could tell me how funny she thought I was... But as I grow older it become more and more true each day...
The one I had before my current wisdom was "I would consider a Koi tatoo but in Oklahoma everyone would just think it was a carp." I got several PMs commenting on that one. There are some funny fellas on here.
On one of the other sites it's "Boys, you gotta learn to not talk to nuns that way!" When my friends and I e-mail each other, we add the "bragging" signatures like a lot of the tuners do... 79 Ford Granada *dual quasi-pods * sure-posi-grip rear * NAWS kit in the trunk (installing it this weekend! * JC Whitney Seat Covers * JVC AM/FM/Cassette * 14" Keystone Klassic Wheels * Pink shag covered rear speaker tray (coz I LIKE the pink!) Don't be a hater just coz you see only my taillights!
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