Signature lines

I always liked this one:

"The metric system is the tool of the devil! My car gets forty rods to the hogshead and that's the way I likes it!" -Abe Simpson

 

Mine's just a little something I came up with. Clever? I dunno.

 

Mine is a reply to a HAMB post. Someone said I should use it myself before it got stolen. It really does fit my outlook on the hobby. Once in a while I do wonder what it is like to have a vintage vehicle that is road worthy and regestered.

 

A defensive tactics instructor Tom Votour, wise numbered by the scars on his body and the notches on his gun thought me this....use it to this day....

 

There are some funny ones on here for sure.

 

Mine is from a Primus song I was listening to when I signed up, and the other is a quote from our buddy HambAndy..

 

borrowed mine from the reverend horton heat.........J-I-M-B-O

 

Mine is in the opening of Talladega Nights.

 

Mine is one that I heard somewhere and thought it was so true

 

I really do like mine..........well........I think I do.........Maybe I should change it......or not!

 

The first two statements are from Rudyard Kipling's "If". A great poem, even if it was written during the height of British Imperialism.

 

Just a statement of fact VVVVVV

 

I doubt to many know my latest one but I only watch a handful of TV shows and one of them is Dr Who.

 

my buddy ed is a constant source of entertainment. he likes his beer.

 

and of course to make that even funnier.... it's IDIOT

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idiot

 

good stuff guys, keep'em coming


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Have you seen all the people on here with 'rat' in their member names?

 

I've heard my signature line so many times while out in my '57, I just had to use it myself.

 

got mine from a 90 year old man ...

 

Mine is from a guy that everyone need in there office:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzToNo7A-94

 

i never really paid any attention to them. i guess i will now.

 

Recently stumbled on the Leave It to Beaver re-make movie. I couldn't quit imagining Janine Turner in the movie using the sig line someone has on here, "Ward, you were pretty hard on the beaver last night."

 

Hi Tim,

I like long night time walks on the beach, a fine red wine and ass fisting midgets.

So Tim, how tall are you ?

 

here is mine from over on the Jockey side, guess I need to bring it over here.

". . . he couldn't sell watermelon on the side of the road if a State trooper was stopping traffic..."

 

Lunch on my work keyboard........shit, thats funny stuff right there

 

Get your own midget, I bought this one fair and square.

 

Something like a rabbit ran out in front of the car one night and my brother ask me what it was. Just a good memory of a fun time for me.

 

Leavin' work on a Friday afternoon, day dreaming and then saw this bit of advice on a bumper sticker, ”Don’t believe everything you think of".

 

this one fits be best if i were to put one.
"i think of sex like a race... and i wanna come first"

 

My wife was on the phone with her sister and as I walked by I hear her say "still smoking tires and cigars". It stuck.

 

Don't remember where I picked this one up but I live by it...