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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by slim tempo, Mar 15, 2011.

  1. skidsteer
    Joined: Mar 19, 2007
    Posts: 1,246

    skidsteer
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    She won't get this one either, unless she is a die-hard racing fan:
     
  2. das858
    Joined: Jul 28, 2010
    Posts: 1,242

    das858
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    I got mine from my good buddy long stroke jeff, he started saying it right after Apocolipse Now came out.
     
  3. oj
    Joined: Jul 27, 2008
    Posts: 6,589

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    When Xerxes vast army confronted the 300 Spartans at the p*** of Thermopyle he was awed at the courage and resolve of the Spartans. He decided men of such valor should be spared and sent a messanger, 'lay down your arms and i will spare your lives'.
    The Spartans replied...'Molon Labe'.
    Come and get them.
     
  4. zman
    Joined: Apr 2, 2001
    Posts: 16,790

    zman
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    from Garner, NC

    ditto...

    I have a Chili Phil quote as well...

    I have gotten grief for pointing out that the white, speckled stuff on chicken **** is still chicken ****. I will continue to do so... Chili Phil

    It made me laugh so I grabbed it, but damn it's the truth and we need more people doing it...
     
  5. 117harv
    Joined: Nov 12, 2009
    Posts: 6,586

    117harv
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    I see alot of lines in members posts that could or should be signatures, some have become them.

    After viewing numerous threads and replies in the last several months i changed mine:)
     
  6. hombres ruin
    Joined: Nov 21, 2006
    Posts: 3,337

    hombres ruin
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    mines from goodfells because many a day i feel like wacking some people
     
  7. Mr48chev
    Joined: Dec 28, 2007
    Posts: 35,969

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    If you saw my garage right now you would understand. I need to be out there getting it straightened out rather than sitting here on the laptop.
     
  8. tfeverfred
    Joined: Nov 11, 2006
    Posts: 15,788

    tfeverfred
    Member Emeritus

    I got mine from a member here. I don't remember the thread, but it was a dead on observation of what I think happens when all of us go cruising.
     
  9. spununit
    Joined: Aug 9, 2008
    Posts: 119

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    I stole mine from an early 80s Easy Rider's cartoon, and I'm a big fan of live stock with horns!
     
  10. hotroddon
    Joined: Sep 22, 2007
    Posts: 28,240

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    And Tom Waits stole it from WC Fields - who stole it as well ~ It was first said by American poet (and member of the Algonquin Wits) Dorothy Parker.
     
  11. D-man313
    Joined: Mar 17, 2011
    Posts: 1,172

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    My dad told me mine while riding in my 49 pu. Because for some reason the tires wouldnt stick to the ground that day:D:D
     
    Last edited: Jan 23, 2012
  12. Mine doesn't fail often, but when it does...it's spectacular!!!
     
  13. LN7 NUT
    Joined: Sep 9, 2010
    Posts: 2,165

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    I like yours!
     
  14. HomemadeHardtop57
    Joined: Nov 15, 2007
    Posts: 4,340

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    hahah
     
  15. Muttley
    Joined: Nov 30, 2003
    Posts: 18,501

    Muttley
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    Mines from an old movie called The Harder They Come.
     
  16. Dynaflash_8
    Joined: Sep 24, 2008
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    Dynaflash_8
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    from Auburn WA

    Mines kinda lame. The quote i stole from somebody on here
     
  17. skidsteer
    Joined: Mar 19, 2007
    Posts: 1,246

    skidsteer
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    "I don't hate the public so much, it's just people I can't stand"
     
  18. FunnyCar65
    Joined: Mar 11, 2007
    Posts: 2,096

    FunnyCar65
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    from Colorado

    Observation I've made over the years.
     
  19. DaveM
    Joined: Jan 24, 2011
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    DaveM
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    from Michigan

    On other boards, I have used "3 time winner of the Wile E. Coyote award for engineering excellence." However I see somebody already has a Wile E Coyote one here. I'll probably fall back on "The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese." Funny thread!

    Dave
     
  20. Speedy Canuck
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    My quote is from the movie Teenage Thunder. The main kid tells his dad that he'll get a job and buy a car by himself, and dad lays down the law. Reminded me of this place. There's no hopped up jobs on the hamb... :rolleyes:

    ...damn hoodlums...
     
  21. 38Chevy454
    Joined: Oct 19, 2001
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    Mine is just a funny saying that seems true. The other link helps people find the bearclaw latches I sell.
     
  22. 94hoghead
    Joined: Jun 1, 2007
    Posts: 1,289

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    There are a lot of really great ones on here....
     
  23. nagramos
    Joined: Jun 7, 2010
    Posts: 47

    nagramos
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    I've been collecting you guys signatures for a while... as well as pictures, and so I had the idea to mix them, use some signatures as sub***le for old pics. Here they are, excuse me the owners of the original signatures for not giving credit. I just couldn't keep that record.
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  24. Bad Bob
    Joined: Jan 25, 2006
    Posts: 24,334

    Bad Bob
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    from O.C. Baby

    "I ain't nobody, ****" My favorite line from American Graffitti. But the funniest one i've seen is "Home ****ing is ruining Pros***ution!" Can't remember who's that was though.
     
  25. Bar Ditch
    Joined: Aug 1, 2011
    Posts: 272

    Bar Ditch
    Member
    from Tacoma

    My father said it growin up on a daily basis. I do the same and I'll be damned if ain't truer every day.
     
  26. smarg
    Joined: Nov 18, 2008
    Posts: 1,068

    smarg
    Member

    Interesting enough, I got mine from some funny black guy.
     
  27. TANNERGANG
    Joined: Jan 18, 2011
    Posts: 1,277

    TANNERGANG
    BANNED
    from alabama

    Some of my Mothers sayings: "People you can't deal with, Don't"
    " I got old before I was ready"
    "It don't take long to get old"
    My Grandpaw on gambling: "Son, never put a nickel in anything that'll back itself against a wall and challenge the world"
     
  28. edweird
    Joined: Jan 4, 2009
    Posts: 3,186

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    mine is from the beverly hill billys...............anybody remember it ?
     
  29. tinmann
    Joined: Nov 11, 2005
    Posts: 1,589

    tinmann
    Member

    I don't think I remember how to change a signature line even if I wanted to...... which I don't.
     
  30. 32 bowtie
    Joined: Aug 23, 2009
    Posts: 298

    32 bowtie
    Member

    Mine just seems to be the way things go in my shop occasionally!
     

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