Projects Sketch-o-meter approaching red

That would be a.....
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I barely made it out alive!!!

 

In anticipation of moving my body to another side of the shop I went ahead and pulled the doors, lid and windshield to lighten it a bit.
Crusty hinge pins always kick my ****. This car was no exception. Finally got it all removed but there was some past damage to the drivers A pillar that forced me to just remove the doors with the pillar screws.
Very much a greenhorn to this...so if you want to observe what not to do...here's how it went down.