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So what do i DO with this woman???

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by alteredpilot, Feb 12, 2009.

  1. oilslinger53
    Joined: Apr 17, 2007
    Posts: 2,500

    oilslinger53
    Member
    from covina CA

    you could get her to introduce me to her sister
     
  2. MEDDLER1
    Joined: Jun 1, 2006
    Posts: 1,590

    MEDDLER1
    Member

    proof there is some good ones out there,im pretty lucky myself!
     
  3. KreaturesCCaustin
    Joined: Sep 3, 2008
    Posts: 1,258

    KreaturesCCaustin
    Member
    from Austin, TX

    Got one of those women myself. Lucky guys, we are!
     
  4. knuckelhead
    Joined: Jan 31, 2007
    Posts: 210

    knuckelhead
    Member
    from socal

    wow dont let that one get away
     
  5. hellerods
    Joined: Jul 25, 2008
    Posts: 165

    hellerods
    Member

    I don't know,...... fake it!! Are you braggin' or complain???? lol Oh yeah, were do you live? I'll come over and help you out. :D
     
  6. I could do without "you could die tomorrow"

    Hopefully she's not one of those that stands over you with a baseball bat when you are sleeping, and says to herself "awww, I could always kill him tomorrow"

    Other than the dying thing, I think she's a good one.
     
  7. cowboy1
    Joined: Feb 14, 2008
    Posts: 914

    cowboy1
    Member
    from Austin TX

    What's her # ?
     
  8. First of all make sure you aren't living in Stepford...if not then she is the all time keeper!
     
  9. TurboHaddix
    Joined: Jan 10, 2009
    Posts: 184

    TurboHaddix
    Member

    Deflate her and put her away before your wife gets home.
     
  10. And there's a question in all of this? Women like this don't come along all that often, I say don't let this one get away.

    Dave
     
  11. Lazy White Boy
    Joined: Nov 27, 2006
    Posts: 99

    Lazy White Boy
    Member

    Bathe her and bring her to me.
     
  12. hotrodihc
    Joined: Jan 31, 2008
    Posts: 92

    hotrodihc
    Member
    from London Ont

    does she have a sister in Canada
     
  13. robt500
    Joined: Nov 6, 2006
    Posts: 432

    robt500
    Member
    from Lex, KY

    Keep her away from a guy that knows what to do with her.;)
     
  14. Rich Rogers
    Joined: Apr 8, 2006
    Posts: 2,018

    Rich Rogers
    Member

    Boy, ain't that the truth. I got rid of the Harley almost 9 years ago and she hasn't been the same since and she doesn't give a rats *** about the 55. She likes others that she sees, just not mine:(. I tell ya it just ain't right
     
  15. Brandi
    Joined: Sep 1, 2007
    Posts: 1,041

    Brandi
    Member

    I'd get her a car so she can enjoy this sickness, too! :D
     
  16. it IS her car!
     
  17. barney rubble
    Joined: Sep 3, 2008
    Posts: 340

    barney rubble
    Member

    My wife hates shopping and yard sale.:eek:
    But will stay with me all day long at a swap meet or junk yard.:cool:
    And will get *** deep in grease in the garage if I need a extra set of hands but knows I go there to hide and be left alone lots of the times.
    That one reason I've kept her around for 32+ years.
     
    Last edited: Feb 12, 2009
  18. 32SEDAN
    Joined: Jul 30, 2008
    Posts: 1,314

    32SEDAN
    Member

    This is the second Dr Phil thread I've seen today...

    At least she's into your likes
     
  19. 35mastr
    Joined: Oct 26, 2007
    Posts: 1,898

    35mastr
    Member
    from Norcal

    Funny,Mine Too.
     
  20. Dave K
    Joined: Jan 31, 2006
    Posts: 344

    Dave K
    Member

    She must want something. Soon you will find out it is all a farce and she secretly hates you. Happens every time in the end.
     
  21. Kustomkarma
    Joined: Mar 31, 2007
    Posts: 898

    Kustomkarma

    It seems like barn finds are more common than women that like Hot Rods and Customs. I mean barn find CARS that is. If you found your significant other in a barn then...:D

    I only know one girl that's into cars as much as I am ... and she's into girls as much as I am too. :eek:
     
  22. Bob K
    Joined: Mar 3, 2001
    Posts: 5,772

    Bob K
    Member Emeritus
    from Antigo Wi.

    She sounds like she might be Magnificant Maggies long lost sister. We should meet up some day and see if they recognize each other.

    B:DB
     
  23. Lobucrod
    Joined: Mar 22, 2006
    Posts: 4,121

    Lobucrod
    Alliance Vendor
    from Texas

    My wife pulls that **** on me all the time too! Pisses me off sometimes so bad that I have to take her out to a movie and dinner to get her to shut up!
     
  24. deuces94
    Joined: Jan 24, 2009
    Posts: 171

    deuces94
    BANNED
    from Minnesota

    In 2004 my wife forced me to buy a '38 Ford pickup and over the next couple years drop a bundle into it. Now she wants me to stick another bunch of money into some old 40's Chevy coupe that's been in my family for 50 years. I tell you after the stunt she pulled last year, letting me get a motorcycle I've had it.
     
  25. banditomerc
    Joined: Dec 18, 2005
    Posts: 2,515

    banditomerc
    Member

    I thought i had the only one!!!
     
  26. Lobucrod
    Joined: Mar 22, 2006
    Posts: 4,121

    Lobucrod
    Alliance Vendor
    from Texas

    Looks like we need to form a support group. My wife did the motorcycle stunt on me a couple years ago too! Sometime I ask her if she wants to go for a ride and she says "naw, just go ahead and have a good time. I have some Girl stuff to do". Man can they lay a guilt trip on ya.
     
  27. V4F
    Joined: Aug 8, 2008
    Posts: 4,391

    V4F
    Member
    from middle ca.

    SEND HER TO ME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ILL APPRECIATE THE HECK OUT OF HER !!!!!!!!!!! never seen her , but ill take her anyway !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! steve
    *************** ill pay postage !
     
  28. MissPrint
    Joined: Sep 11, 2008
    Posts: 760

    MissPrint
    Member

    There are more than a few of us around. . .Geez. . .:rolleyes: :D
     
  29. Slick Willy
    Joined: Aug 3, 2008
    Posts: 3,059

    Slick Willy
    Member

    You may want to let her out of the dried up well-hole in your ba*****t before the feds knock down your door...:D:rolleyes:
     
  30. SOCAL PETE
    Joined: Oct 19, 2006
    Posts: 1,204

    SOCAL PETE
    Member
    from Ramona CA

    If she can cook like Rachel Ray an is smoking hot...I'll be damn my wife has a twin.

    AFA what you should do......Keep doing what your doing. And if you can help it ...DON'T SCREW IT UP!
     

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