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A man walks into a bar,

OUCH!!!

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Do you like Santa Claus? I like Santa Claus.

 

i tried a new diet, last week, it involved eating only, raisins, blueberries, cranberries, corn, peas, and beets.
i have been shitting rainbows ever since.

 

I broke a window once dam ducks

 

so if a chicken and a half
can lay an egg and a half
in a day and a half
How long would it take for a grasshopper
with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle

 

Don't bother me,... I'm,.... Ah ,... Thinking !

 

I skipped from page 1 to page 10. Did I miss anything?

 

Nope,..... Your good !

 

I was going to post the horse joke, but I was waiting for all them dumb duck jokes to stop.

 

this horse joke?

What does it mean if you find a horse shoe? Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.

 

So the little girl potato told her mother that she wanted to marry Brian Williams and her mother said;
" No don't marry him, he is just a common 'tater"

 

How do you know which potato is a prostitute?

Look for the one with the sticker that says "Idaho".

 

That damn durex commercial is dangerous if you are drinking water when you see it.

 

PLEASE !

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Oh dear-

 

This one matches the title!!!! good stuff

 

OK, the train has gone off the rails....f#ck a duck.......

 

Is it strange that one of my testicals is bigger than the other two ?

 

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I'm sensing a plasma conduit failure, were going to have an imminent warp core breach.

 

Me after reading this THREAD! Click it! And watch it all!
http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q...42A&first=0&FORM=NVPFVR&qpvt=cheech+and+chong

 

There are no grapes here! Why are there no grapes here? Where are the grapes? I want grapes!

 

Where's my stapler...

 

Has the OP even checked back into this madness?

 

Posts 169 & 170. Both of which made way more sense than the post he started this thread with...

 

Poor guy.

 

I have read the entire thing. You all are hilarious. I knew that everyone here was nice, but I did not know you were this nice. I have had just as much fun reading as you all have had posting. Hope all is well with everyone.