Something to maybe lighten the mood here...

One more

 

That don't look like the "Shroud of Turin" to me!

Waddya think Mom's going to say when she heads to the store after letting the kid borrow the car to go to the library last night?

 

Do me hard you big safe man, you!

 

Ahh, I needed that!

 

Was that one of them images of the Virgin on that Volvo?

 

Staged Photo...when you go for that particular position, your hands are either firmly locked on her hips, or one hand on hip and the other pulling her hair.....

 

I have to vote for 'staged' too... hips are too high up on the hood.

Besides, what woman in her right mind would want to get Volvo dirt all over her? I don't want to hear about any of this 'heat of the moment' crap either.

Now... hotrod dirt is a different story.

 

1load, I've got to give it to you. Seems like you've finally discovered what a traditional rod and custom board is for.

Frank

 

No Dent's!! Bog it to 'er next go round.

 

that is too funny

 

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1load, I've got to give it to you. Seems like you've finally discovered what a traditional rod and custom board is for.

Frank

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Lighten up Frank. That what this post was for.

 

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SINNER!

 

Once again, the lowest common denominator is found.

 

Tman, Thanks

 

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i thought the same thing, for different reasons, no smearing of the dust, and the shading doesn't seem right where the girls belly was, shouldn't be a shadow there like that IMHO. i vote for photoshop.

sorry but fake sucks.

the second one is funny though!

 

Well when I got this in the mail last week, the subject was "How to tell when your wife is cheating on you."

 

I love the second shot

 

1LoneyRetard strikes again.

 

Staged. You can even see the belt-line of the pants & her love handles! That & she's too far up the hood!

Funny nonetheless...

I saw a real-life situation about 15yrs ago similar to the second photo. Except for being in the trunk, this guy was under the hood. I came up on a big LTD going slowly down the road with the hood up. As I passed it, there was a dude sitting in the engine compartment with a jug of gas and he was slowly pouring it into the carb!!
Guess their fuel pump went out, but all I could think was - hope it don't backfire!

 

Any one ever heard of rodeo sex? You bend your sweety over, reach one arm around her waist and the other high in the air. Then you bend over and whisper in her ear "this is how your little sister likes it" and try to stay on for 8 seconds.

 

For those that have a sense of humor and haven't seen this one yet.....

 

Staged, but pretty damn funny.

(Don't people usually move around a little bit more than that?)

 

I think if 1lowidiot and Marcus had a thread going between the two of them, the result would be like a self sustaining meassage board of "Hey look what pics I can download, sell me a car, I'm selling a car, no I got robbed, hey it's not forsale, ok I didn't want to buy it," We could all go home and the message board fission would take over.

 

One I wished I had had a camera for: A 1980ish GM something or other fourdoor, the kind with the headliner that always separated and fell down...going down the interstate with six people convincingly costumed as illegal alien migrant workers...all six holding up the collapsed headliner. I also wish I could have seen this crew enter and exit the car--I bet they had a highly choreographed drill for sliding in and out while deploying their headliner for travel.

 

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I think if 1lowidiot and Marcus had a thread going between the two of them, the result would be like a self sustaining meassage board of "Hey look what pics I can download, sell me a car, I'm selling a car, no I got robbed, hey it's not forsale, ok I didn't want to buy it," We could all go home and the message board fission would take over.

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ROFLMAO!!!! You hit the nail on the head

 

you guys are hard on Marcus and 1low

 

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Did someone say hard on?

 

haha, I like how you erased the boobs

 

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Did someone say hard on?

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You know, that doesn't say much for you....