The neatest thing that ever happened to me was while driving through downtown, and stopped at a light, a couple was crossing and the guy stopped and took a picture and gave the thumbs up. Slightly OT,69 Chevy 396 Shortbox.
Sounds like a decent offer but can I sleep on it first though, I'll give you an answer in the morning ?
One time, I was at a light on a one-lane offramp after exiting the interstate. A car behind me exited when I did, and then pulled around onto the shoulder until they were even with me. The husband/wife inside were looking my car over pretty hard until the light turned green. I pulled away, with the husband/wife right on my back bumper. They followed me for a mile or so and started flashing their lights at me when I pulled off at the next intersection so that I would pull over. It turned out that they wanted to sell me a set of original hubcaps they had from a relative's car. They had pulled around me at the light to see what kind of wheels I had...
Guy and a gal pulled up next to me in my OT Camaro. Gal looks over and yells, "I love your car!" then pulls her shirt up to give me a boob shot. We're sitting dead still in traffic jam, and at 60 and married for 35+ years I didn't know what else to say but, "Thanks".
I was headed to the shop last week in my 58 Stude. There is something about that poor old sedan that women like. I had a girl in a Toyota/Nissan pick up pull up beside me, back off, pull up on the other side of me then followed me to the shop. I got out and so did she. She looked at the car, smiled at me then hugged me, thanking me for making her day. Who would have thought that a four eyed homely Stude Commander would be a chick magnet????
I use this number at all the stores that give discounts for members. They ask if you are a member and I give them the same line 867-5309. Gets my dicount no matter what area code. Jenny gets around!!!
I was at a light one day in my OT camero when a car pulls next to me,it was a vert,I had my windows down,,,all of the sudden the top starts coming down from the vert and what do I see???????? It was Joe dirt,He wanted to compliment me on my mullet. We drove rocking to Van Helen(not van hager)to the sunset.
Stopped for a light in Palmer, MASS and these three girls hop out of a car across the intersection and run towards my car. The first one stops almost dead center of the intersection and the other two run up and stand next to the car near the firewall on each side. I saw one flash and they all run back for the car they got out of, one nearly getting clipped by the guy behind them driving around the car they were in. Still dont know who they were, or if the picture ever came out.
Was crusing around in my 61 chevy van with a pal of mine, these girls kept waving at us in the back seat of some honda, Guys in the front were much beter looking than us. Caught up to them at the next light and i yelled to them... "Hey girls ditch the heros and get with some zeros!!"... they made the guys pull over and they got in with us... Didnt call it the shaggin wagon for nothin...
I'm in the car with my mom, behind my dad on his sporty about 40 yrs ago. He drops the hammer, power shifts 2nd gear about half way across the intersection and flips it over backwards. As he gathered himself, and the bike up, a little kid comes running up with his head light and says, "Hey Mr. is this yours?" Another red light. Following a pig headed brother home from the bar because he was fine to ride. 4 blocks from his house, so we figured, ehh, we'll just follow him home and pick up the pieces. First red light, he forgets to put his feet down. Over on the primary side he goes. In his drunken stupor, he leans over to the bike, firmly places his hand on the pipe, RIGHT at the head, and pushes himself to his feet. The cloud of burnt skin smoke was instantaneous and big. Again, we try to convince him to let someone else ride it home. Nope. Next 3 blocks are uneventful until he tries to jump the curb into his yard, instead of using the driveway. Dumps it again. Says to hell with it, leaves it lay and stumbles to the house. He then proceeds to trip and fall head long into the corner of the half opened door. 7 stitches in his forehead. The ER patched him up and we took him back home. By then he had sobered up enough to realize how hard it was going to be to swing a hammer with half the hide gone from his hand and only being able to see out of one eye. He has never ridden his motorcycle drunk again.
Mrs LowKat and I are sitting at a light in Mission Beach, San Diego in our '62 Vette. A young bikini clad roller skate girl comes up on Mrs. LowKat's side and leaning over her, says to me "kick her out so I can go with you" I ask the Mrs. "Whaddya say sweetie" Mrs. LowKat's reply.... "Just drive the fuggin' car, asshole"... I drove over to the roller skate rental parking lot and asked the Mrs "did you remember to bring your bikini?"
When my friend drives my 60 Corvette he gets lots of interesting offers from women, my wife drives it an gets marriage proposals. I drive it and nothing, do you think their making it up?
terryble - I thought the same thing when i owned my '37 Tudor. The wife has stories, my nephew had stories and then he got married to his "story". Maybe it's just you. Are you mean or just drive too fast for them to catch up to you ?
A bitichin moment, I see way to much texting at stoplights, f'n stop it folks, texting kills!! Hank the hound is one cool dog!! ~sololobo~
We have a '47 Fleetline 4 door and I've noticed at car shows that the guys keep on walkin' but the gals always come over and take a good look. 4 door = chick magnet??
Stopped at a red in my '65 Impala SS big block. It was jet black, really low, with the biggest tires that would fit on the back. Just a nasty looking car. Some guy riding shotgun in his girlfriends car looks over at me and says " I've got a 'blah blah blah' at home that could beat the shit outta that thing." I smiled and asked him why he wasn't driving it: he didn't answer.
Yesterday I was going to Home Depot in my '66 Chevy shop truck & I pull behind an identical truck going the same place. We stopped in the lot & talked for awhile. Both trucks were black short bed fleetside Custom cabs, automatics with sbc's. It turns out that we've both owned them for about 13 years & live in the same town. What are the chances?
Was cruising the grounds at NSRA Knoxville with my good friend "Reverend Joe" in his 48 Chevy Vert. We were creeping along and came up on this guy and his knockout gorgeous girl walking looking at cars. He stares at the car a few seconds and says " That's one fine ride Buddy" I just smiled back at him and said "You too Buddy". 48 Poncho
Several years ago, at a traffic light, I stop next to a brand new Pontiac Solstice with no top. Two really young guys in it, obviously Daddy's car. The passenger sees me look over at it and says, "nice car huh?". I say, "YEAH, that's one of those new Pontiac TAMPONS, you have to be a real pussy to drive one." Light goes to green, and burning rubber, they take off. Guess they had'nt notice the County Cop behind them. Cop looks over at me, smiles knowingly, and lights them up. Another time, it's dark, and I'm in my truck behind an import car full of girls (5). I notice one of them in the middle rear seat moving around a little. I thought, no, this is'nt going to happen. Yep, she moons me. At a stop light I pull alongside, and the girl in the front passenger seat raises her top, no bra. These were NOT attractive girls at all, and I think they were just trying to one-up one another. Told my wife about it and she was'nt amused at all. Butch/56sedandelivery.
We were at a stop sign and some guy yelled " send that POS to the scrap yard...." I wanted to jump out and smash him in the face
Sitting at a stop light in Banff, some dude J-walking through the traffic loops around the back of the Chevy, sticks his head and shoulders right in the rolled down passenger window, sees my then 3-year old boy in his car seat in the back, and yells with a heavy Montreal accent, "Dis is a fugging nyyyce car, man!!" All I could do was laugh, say thanks and shake his hand. Had a woman yell from another car "your car looks like a purple smartie!" I took it as a compliment, I guess.
Years ago pulled up to a stoplight in my 55. Badass lookin' dude on a bike pulls right up alongside the driver's door, looks at me, then pulls sideways right in front of the car. Comes up to the car and I'm figuring I'm dead, or soon to be. He's huge, tats all over, hair to his waist, really dark sunglasses. Traffic backing up. He reaches in, grabs me by the back of the neck (bones cracking) and then just says my name and "you'll never grow up you little shit". He was my very old bud from H.S.. former hot rodder turned outlaw biker--the REAL deal. One fool honked his horn, he turned around and gave one look at the dude, I think he died there on the spot! Ya' know, we talked for like 20 minutes right there, nobody had any complaints! Wish I had a woman story.
Was waiting on the light when an older couple pulls up next to me in a pacific rim jellybean. They had their grandkids in the back seat. The old man yells over to me "What year is that?". I repied "It's a '37". He pointed at his wife and said "She's a '37 too but I like yours better!". The light changed and I didn't have to respond to that.
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