One Sunday about 2 months ago I was driving my Hawk home from church..I was at an intersection, waiting on the light, when I noticed a pink plaid wrapped Smart car to my left, on the eastbound side of the street..it's driver was starring at my Stude, and I was eyballing the Smart, thinking to myself that this is the only time in history this will ever happen...
About 20 years ago, leaving a concert at the St Michelle Winery north of Seattle, a gal pal and I were creeping along in traffic trying to get out to the main roads. At one point we were stopped with a classic old white Rolls Royce opposite us on the passenger side of my car. She and I looked over at the car & driver who got this really smirky grin on his face, he reached down and held up a jar of Grey Poupon mustard about the size of a beach ball. Man did we laugh. I suppose he had gotten asked the catch phrase from the commercial so many times, he figured he'd beat people to the joke...
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