The moon was full in Austin on Saturday as evident by this GUY!!! Yep, it's a guy with the purse and mini-skirt!!!! After laughing my ass off I went back to looking at cars!!!!!!!!
Guess he's just showing off that new rearend. Please no more strangeness from Austin, or you may run off next years participants.
Austin R*O*C*K*S!! Texas R*O*C*K*S.....hell even that guy rocks............just more a bad 80's hair band kinda rocks.
Luckily that cat walked pass me and I never did look back, 'cuz I saw the expressions on people's faces that did... I was like.. "this can't be good" and just went about my bidness... thanks for making me lose my cookies. lmao that's hilarious. gotta love austin!
Was he trolling...erhhh, ahhhh, walking backward with a smile on his face...??? Yep, keep Austin wierd...better there than here... R-
Mr. Mac....you owe me a lunch I just threw up You are banned from posting for 1 week... ....oh god I think I am going to puke again....Thanks alot . I owe you
Now I know what Austin on crack looks like. Crack is a relative term here. Relative is a relative term here. I'd better stop now...
I saw a dude wearing a kilt. Saw another old man wearing a skirt and walking with a cane with a kinda hot chick on his other arm. Didn't see as many strange people as I had heard was down there. Guess we scared THEM off. I didn't realize how many homeless people there were there. I followed Congress south pretty far to Cannon and saw people coming in and out of the woods along the road. One old man's shopping cart had so many bags he took up a whole lane.
There's T*E*X*A*S and then there's AUSTIN. Don't get the two mixed up. Every state needs somewhere to send the politicians and other odd folks. 'Course, being T*E*X*A*S, we got better wierd folks than other states! I can say such things since I am a native NORTH T*E*X*A*N AND I have family in Austin.
I've got roots in Fredricksburg..............no matter where, they all WEIRD. Then you moved to KENTUCKY?
I heard he died, I guess not. When I first moved to Austin I saw him on 6th st. wearing assless pants and had "APD KISS MY ASS" written on his buttcheeks. That's my buddy Jason in the cap. I am gonna have to send him this picture so he can put it on the fridge. EDIT: That's my buddy in the cap WITH HIS PANTS ON.
I cant believe s/he gets away with that. If heesh tried that around here it would get a night stick to the melon.
Leslie has ran for mayor a couple of times if I'm not mistaken. He always gets way more votes that i would expect from a homeless transvestite with no known skills or experience.
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