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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by unpunk01, May 27, 2004.

  1. unpunk01
    Joined: Feb 1, 2004
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    I need help quick!!!
    I'm going to court tomorrow morning and I just got red One Shot on my court clothes...anyone know how to get that stuff out!!!
     
  2. CURIOUS RASH
    Joined: Jun 2, 2002
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    <font color="green">Well,

    It depends on what the clothes are made of.

    If it's still wet, mineral spirits may do it.

    If it's dry, better get yoself to Wal-Mart.

    RASHY </font>
     
  3. You sir, are screwed! Seriously...very rarely does ANYTHING get it off of clothing. [​IMG] Even if you are lucky enough to get the paint out, usually whatever removed the paint will leave a stain that is just as bad or worse. Sorry. Borrow some clothes or head to a 24 hour Super-Duper-Satan-Mart". How'd you manage to get paint ON your good clothes, anyways?

    Good luck...with the clothes AND in court.
     
  4. unpunk01
    Joined: Feb 1, 2004
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    I don't know...my girlfriend just came in and said "you got paint on your clothes!" I don't even know...it's all over my pants and they were on the back of the chair I was sitting in...
    Screw it...*wearin*****ies*....if'n your gonna be a drunk in public, may as well look like one, huh?***** my luck!
     
  5. delaware george
    Joined: Dec 5, 2002
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    from camden, de

  6. Go buy some dark*****ies work pants...they'll look fine with a clean,*****on down shirt...probably still be better dressed than most of the slackers there.
     
  7. Crease
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    Tell em it's a pinstriped suit?

    Sorry, couldn't resist
     
  8. Muttley
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    I once got a ticket and a failure to appear warrant fine reduced from $420 dollars to $10 bucks just because I was the only guy in the courtroom that spoke english! [​IMG] The judge was pissed that his interpreter had not show up and was just glad that he could get on with his case load. [​IMG] Go and get some*****ies and be done with it. Good luck tomorrow.
     
  9. KCsledz
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    Take the tag off of a black pair of*****ies and they will never know they aren't slacks
     
  10. unpunk01
    Joined: Feb 1, 2004
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    GOOD IDEA KCSleds!!! I'm gonna do that!
    ...just like a Missouri boy to come up with something like that! (I'm originally from Springfield!)
    Thanks to all you guys!

    Why yes...this is a pinstriped suit by Mac!
     
  11. Unkl Ian
    Joined: Mar 29, 2001
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    If it's still wet,soak the area in Shampoo and throw them in the wash.

    If the 1-Shot is dry,your probably screwed.
    Maybe you can paint over it to match the original color.
     
  12. Jester
    Joined: Nov 4, 2003
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    Not to switch gears on ya but listen to this.....I was striping on my own ride and had an open can of 1 shot red in my lap...I know bad idea right especially because my over active 4 year old son was running around behind me but I just needed it for half a second so I thought "it'll be cool I'll finish this real quick and then it on to something else" WRONG <font color="red">my son runs up behind me and grabs me and the can of paint quickly covered me from the waste down.....half a can of paint wasted and a pair of blue jeans as well....problem is I was at a friends house 17 miles from home. It took awhile for the red stains on my legs to come off </font> [​IMG]
     
  13. stealthcruiser
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  14. unpunk01
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    So...I ended up asking my girlfriend how to get it out and she tells me to try alcohol. Well I looked around the house and did not having any rubbing alcohol so I found a bottle of cheap 150 proof Haitian rum that my neighbor brought me...guess what??? It friggin worked!!! The red (for the mostpart) washed out after using rum on it!!! I have no idea how it worked but it did...
    OH...BTW....cop didn't show up to testify so all charges were dropped! Some days everything just goes your way! [​IMG]
     
  15. [​IMG] Nice! I will have to remember that. Just goes to show...if you're not careful, you learn something new everyday. [​IMG]
     
  16. nekroman
    Joined: Apr 27, 2004
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    This thread is classic.
     
  17. bettyvixin
    Joined: May 23, 2004
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    [ QUOTE ]
    Tell em it's a pinstriped suit?

    Sorry, couldn't resist

    [/ QUOTE ]

    ..... i was thinking that, but didnt want to say it. ha.
     

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