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SUMMER is HEATING UP.. Looking for a KID in NOR-CAL

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Germ, Apr 24, 2004.

  1. Germ
    Joined: Apr 11, 2001
    Posts: 1,334

    Germ
    Member

    LOOKING for a KID who wants to learn alot about BUILDING TRADITIONAL hot rods,, NEED TO ............
    "TALK LESS and LISTEN MORE(tm)

    CAR CLUBS and SOCIAL BULLSHIT creates a CHATTER box that usually BANTERS in BULLSHIT......

    I WILL RESPECT YOU if you RESPECT yourself.........

    KNOWLEDGE is NOT AS IMPORTANT as UNDERSTANDING history and having TRUE passion for LEARNING WHY we DO the THINGS we Do,,,

    I don't need some SHITMOUTH ROCK-N-ROLL GREASER fuck who runs his MOUTH louder then the RECORDS on the RADIO...

    Must KNOW how to read a RULER, run a DRILL press, and STRIP things without RUINING them........

    You will be WORKING alone somedays while I HUMP at my DAY JOB,,,
    you will BE left a LIST of TASKS that you can CONQUER.........
    I will GUIDE you and BUILD your SKILLS to a point where you will feel comfortable on BUILDING something....

    LOOKING for someone UNDER THIRTY who RED ALOT of BOOKS as a KID,,,, and WHO UNDERSTANDS function and FORMATION,,,,,

    This is NOT for LAZY FUCKS who want to hang out and BUILD BOX TUBE frames...

    We will be DOING various ODD JOBS, with HOT RODS, and MINOR paint work,,,
    NO PIN STRIPERS, or FAGS who wear BOWLING SHOES........

    PREFER a KID who has a PROJECT he is PUTTING TOGETHER..
    SWAP MEETS, and BEHND the scenes action is a PLUS with this JOB,,,,,

    You will IMPRESS me witj you MOTIVATION, and we HAVE cool stuff LINED up,,
    Most of my CONTACTS are from OUT of TOWN,,

    I'm looking to ESCAPE the LOCAL STRUCTURE that you might involve yourself in,,

    I will not tolerate BULLSHIT and will NOT fuck around...

    HAVING GOALS and DRIVE is GOLDEN,,,,,,,,,,,

    PM me if you are INTERESTED and we can TALK,,,,
    I have a ROADSTER coming in mid june that is going to be REFRESSED,,
    it was just UNEARTHED.....

    LIL BUNNIES forever....

    XOXOXO
    GERM


    JOHNNYACE STUDIOS POR VIDA
     
  2. I should send my brother your way...hes not really a kid at 28...well i guess he's under 30...how much does it pay??
     
  3. traveling boot ho
    Joined: Feb 22, 2004
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    traveling boot ho
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    marcus
    why the fuck do you think germ would want your lameass brother working for him???

    kissses
     
  4. Machinos
    Joined: Dec 30, 2002
    Posts: 761

    Machinos
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    I think I'd qualify and I'd love to do it, but I'm afraid you'd kill me or something
     
  5. dadseh
    Joined: May 13, 2001
    Posts: 526

    dadseh
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    Rather sexist isn't it Germ? You've eliminated the female faction from applying. Does the kid need to keep his back to the wall?
    AHAHAHAHA
     
  6. Machinos
    Joined: Dec 30, 2002
    Posts: 761

    Machinos
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    [ QUOTE ]
    Does the kid need to keep his back to the wall?
    AHAHAHAHA

    [/ QUOTE ]

    Yeah, I'm also a little worried about that...
     
  7. [ QUOTE ]
    marcus
    why the fuck do you think germ would want your lameass brother working for him???

    kissses

    [/ QUOTE ]
    Excuse me?? Who the fuck do you think you are? where the hell do you get off calling a member of my family lame? You best check yourself fool.... Fuckin New Guy or Gal I should say...
     
  8. randy
    Joined: Nov 15, 2003
    Posts: 684

    randy
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    Germ,
    Sent a P.M.
     
  9. yorgatron
    Joined: Jan 25, 2002
    Posts: 4,228

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    yeah,and i heard Hunter S.Thompson is always looking for nubile young female interns to feed the peacock herd.anybody going to work at "SUPERSECRTETSVILLE" better know how to roll cigarettes,it's the one thing Germ never learned at Vacaville... [​IMG]
     
  10. GERM: you need to hear my bitch Randy out, he is a talented little fucker, and is truley fueled by the angst! He WILL LEARN and listen, he is hungry....nuff said, I think youd like him...
     
  11. Germ
    Joined: Apr 11, 2001
    Posts: 1,334

    Germ
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    Yeah MARCUS maybe you can send your U.P.S. driver to drop off your BROTHERS APPLICATION.......

    And "NO CHICKS",,, I don't need to influence some TOUGH ASS LAVERNE and SHIRLEY broad with the GREASE PAN,,,,, by making CARS look "COOL"...

    SAME FOR TATTOOS,,
    CHICKS looking like fucking PARIS ART GALLERIES,,,,

    "In 91 I got this RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS" symbol"..
    That was when SAILOR JERRY was into SEATTLE GRUNGE ROCK,,,,

    The only chicks I know who WELD are DENISE, and ALEX SHIFTER,,,,,,,

    I NEED A GOOD KID,,
    I treat them RIGHT,,, and I wont RAPE them,,

    But on THURSDAYS they have to JACK OFF MY PIT BULL in the MAILMAN uniform I leave,,,

    It trains my DOG to SENSE EUPHORIA when the MAIL MAN comes,,,

    He tried to EAT NADS once, so now I have to go out and by me a NEGROE suit,,,,,

    GERM
     
  12. Flexicoker
    Joined: Apr 17, 2004
    Posts: 1,416

    Flexicoker
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    Someone offer something like this in Dallas, I'd be all over that like white on rice.
     
  13. gettingreasy
    Joined: Sep 21, 2002
    Posts: 817

    gettingreasy
    Member

    Dare I say it but were in NorCal? If my job at Clintons Custom cycle falls through I'd really be interested.
    -Jesse
     
  14. I'm 57. Is that too old? What size is the mailman uniform? Wayno
     
  15. Heh, all the good stuff happens in Cali. One more reason NY sucks ass. If you offer this in future years I may take it up.
    Greg
     
  16. Kilroy
    Joined: Aug 2, 2001
    Posts: 3,232

    Kilroy
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    from Orange, Ca

    HAHAHAHAHa Whayno...

    You're not too old to come by my place and I'll teach you how to drink beer and look at incomplete flatheads. I will teach you to rule by making vrummm vrummm sounds and dreaming about how bitchingTM it will be when it runs. I will teach you how to overcome family financial strain by selling off body parts (not fenders, etc... KIDNEYS). When's the next El Mirage you'll be going to?

    Seriously though, Germ has put the shout out before. I've never met him and I still say this sounds like really cool opportunity for a grommit to LEARN.

    Release the FLAVA and don't believe the HYPE...
     
  17. Fat Hack
    Joined: Nov 30, 2002
    Posts: 7,709

    Fat Hack
    Member
    from Detroit

    Germ...whaddya do with Our Boy LUGNUT???

    Ain't heard a peep outta him in a dog's age!!! [​IMG]

    Anyone know what's up???

     
  18. I'd be up for that, only I think you'd beat the shit out of me. Be interesting to learn from PAI MAI... the master of kustom... all visors aside, I wouldn't fuck around. Interesting.
     
  19. Anderson
    Joined: Jan 27, 2003
    Posts: 7,552

    Anderson
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    Will I get to work with Cole Foster???....buy me a plane ticket.
     
  20. burndup
    Joined: Mar 11, 2002
    Posts: 1,938

    burndup
    Member
    from Norco, CA

    [ QUOTE ]
    Michael Jackson, just look what you've done!

    [/ QUOTE ]
     
  21. Philbert, I should be at El Mirage May 16. I start a new job Monday and I'm hoping we don't work 7 day a week. Wayno
     
  22. Gracie
    Joined: Apr 19, 2001
    Posts: 1,257

    Gracie
    Member

    What about a girl Jack? I'm pretty bored here in Vegas...
     
  23. 21 years old. i can gas/tig/mig/stick weld. i've been building shit for 10 years. i can build motors, and make them go fast. i can fabricate. and i am learning the history. i dig the late 50s early 60s show and race scene. i know mechanical shit and can read a ruler. i'm working on plenty of projects, and i wear combat boots, not bowling shoes. still learning the ins and outs of paint work, but i'm close to getting that down. my best attribute? passion for real cars, built by hand with love and labor, not a catalog parts. what's it pay, where is it, and where do i send my resume? David
     
  24. Germ
    Joined: Apr 11, 2001
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    Germ
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    SERIOUS man, I have several EMAILS and want a HELPER
     
  25. SwitchBlade327
    Joined: Dec 15, 2002
    Posts: 2,911

    SwitchBlade327
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    why the fuck does everything have to be on the west side....
     
  26. Germ
    Joined: Apr 11, 2001
    Posts: 1,334

    Germ
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    WAYNE-O we have the SECRET BUSINESS going already, or did you CHICKEN OUT...????
    PARIS might GET UPSET cause her TITS are small....

    See you FATHERS DAY.....
    LOVER....

    GERM
     
  27. [ QUOTE ]

    PARIS might GET UPSET cause her TITS are small....



    [/ QUOTE ]
    You tell Paris Uncle Wayne said her tits are just right. [​IMG] See you Fathers Day. Wayno
     


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    Excuse me?? Who the fuck do you think you are? where the hell do you get off calling a member of my family lame? You best check yourself fool.... Fuckin New Guy or Gal I should say...

    [/ QUOTE ]


    oooohhh!!!! isn't this a line from an NWA song? ONE LOVE YA'LL...
    nic
     

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