Sunday drive that went bad wrong.....

The Garman said "Turn left here" and just before being submurged Bob heard the Garman say "Recalibrating". So it just shows, High tech and low tech should not be mixed!!

 

Margie:....honey I think that sign back ther said bridge closed!.....
Ralph:.... What sign?...Damn'it women why don't you make yourself useful and hand me another Beer!!

 

Brakes!!......We don't need no stinking brakes!!

 

That big catfish rolled up the windows and tried to drown us. Lucky for us i had my Roy Rogers pocket knife and cut a hole in the roof so we could swim out.

 

GPS = Goin' Pond Surfin'

 

not quite sure thats what people mean when they say thier car floats like a boat, heck that thing didnt even float, but glad to see it came out so nice, i think i would have cried

 

The car went in the water. Did not float.

 

And so it became apparent that the 34 Ford just didn't have the Horse Power to be the "General Lee".............

Doc.

 

Yeah... "What are they feeding on and at what depth"?

I didn't know he was fishin with suckers....

Hahaha... "Who's the U-Boat commander"???????

 

The worst part of this fish story, it was over the weight limit so they had to throw it back...



( Okay, so the guy on pg.5 basically, already said it but it shouldn't have taken 5 pgs.
to com up with that one... Ha Ha...)

Ted Kennedy,.... he-he-he.... Fjord..... I have to 'pond'er that one...

 

I told you pump the brake pedal!, Not the clutch pedal, man

 

Don't worry, I've done this a lot, nothing bad ever happens.......

Scotty.

 

Testing out the new snorkel, huh? Looks like it failed!

 

Mighty big fishin weight. He'll never feel the bite with that much weight.

 

Put more air in the tires & try it again !

 

Tried to dip the lights, I guess.

 

he's washing it wrong.

 

haha

 

Must have thought he had an Amphicar

 

I'm kinda new to the H.A.M.B -- is this what they mean by "a lakes-style car?"

 

Schadenfreude (<SUP>i</SUP>/&#712;&#643;&#593;&#720;d&#601;nfr&#596;&#618;d&#601;/; <SMALL>German pronunciation:</SMALL> [&#712;&#643;a&#720;d&#601;n&#716;f&#641;&#596;&#655;d&#601;]) is pleasure derived from the misfortunes of others